37andConfused Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Hey - i thought i was the only one whose poop and farts don't smell at all. and i am vegetarian too. so that must be it.
TheSilentType Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Yep I was amazed after three long years my H finally let one go that was audible. Well this morn he did, I heard him loud as a trumpet! It's not that he was hesitant to fart...it's just that he was saving it all up for this moment. Anyways, let me congratulate Mr. Farty Pants on reaching this momentous milestone in his life. May his a**hole never cease to amaze you with its sweet melody and sensuous fragrance
magichands Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 So that's what The Slient Type means. Very stealthy.
Moose Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 My farts do not stink...........There's a shocker:rolleyes: .....I've always known this......
Author a4a Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 There's a shocker:rolleyes: .....I've always known this...... It is true Captain Ahab. Most likely from a vegetarian diet.
Guest Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Hmmm. Ecstatic about farts but grossed out by semen. Methinks you've got an odd sort of kink.
littlekitty Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 well that is why I had to keep sticking a damn fork in him..... simply to release the gas. Damn what excuse for a good forking should I use? My other half just lets rip....!!! I'm pro farting and burping! One shouldn't be embarrassed of these natural noises with ones nearest and dearest!!
Author a4a Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 Hmmm. Ecstatic about farts but grossed out by semen. Methinks you've got an odd sort of kink. I never have been turned on by the thought of having a man fart in my mouth either........
Author a4a Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 Damn what excuse for a good forking should I use? My other half just lets rip....!!! I'm pro farting and burping! One shouldn't be embarrassed of these natural noises with ones nearest and dearest!! Word.... I think only people who are really comfy with themselves and the person around them will let one rip. Now the H burps all the freakin' time in front of me. But used to run and hide his farting. Like he never poops either. He has anal issues..... :lmao:
littlekitty Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Word.... I think only people who are really comfy with themselves and the person around them will let one rip. Now the H burps all the freakin' time in front of me. But used to run and hide his farting. Like he never poops either. He has anal issues..... :lmao: Sorry... what did you say? I'm still concentrating on your chocolate star.....
Guest Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I think it's rude to subject a loved one to your noxious fumes. There's a fine line, IMHO, between 'comfort' and 'disrespect'.
Author a4a Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 I think it's rude to subject a loved one to your noxious fumes. There's a fine line, IMHO, between 'comfort' and 'disrespect'. my farts don't stink..... and bad breath kisses are way way worse! or for that matter semen in your mouth....... :lmao:
Spiderman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I think it's rude to subject a loved one to your noxious fumes. There's a fine line, IMHO, between 'comfort' and 'disrespect'. I personally think it's just lack of confidence.
Spiderman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 or for that matter semen in your mouth....... :lmao: I can't comment, thankfully
Author a4a Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 I personally think it's just lack of confidence. :lmao: I kinda really agree. If you are in your own home smack in the middle of doing some task are you going to run the hell out the front door to mask a fart from the person you care about and does not care if you do fart? What your farts are not loud enough, stinky enough to share? Weak farts come from weak people!
Spiderman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Weak farts come from weak people! :lmao: Quote of the day. Brilliant.
Author a4a Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 :lmao: Quote of the day. Brilliant. Note that it came from me; so when you hear it on Oprah or Dr. Phil you know where the credit is due.
Spiderman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Note that it came from me; so when you hear it on Oprah or Dr. Phil you know where the credit is due. Noted......
littlekitty Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Weak farts come from weak people! Next time my other half complains about one of my stinkers, I'm going to tell him just that....!!!
Spiderman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Next time my other half complains about one of my stinkers, I'm going to tell him just that....!!! Surely you don't fart LK!! you're too little, sweet and girly??
Author a4a Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 Surely you don't fart LK!! you're too little, sweet and girly?? It is alwasy the little ones that make the most noise! My guess is LK can probably belt out at lease a few bars of melodic aroma. I prefer to announce mine I say "UT OH, Hot Dog" then let em rip.
littlekitty Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Surely you don't fart LK!! you're too little, sweet and girly?? A4A is right... I like to let a good 'un go as much as the next person...!! And I'm pretty good at it!!
littlekitty Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I prefer to announce mine I say "UT OH, Hot Dog" then let em rip. I like it!! What about "I'm cooking air biscuits.... get them while they're hot...!!!!"
Spiderman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 How unlady like!! Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
littlekitty Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 How unlady like!! Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew. I'm a laaaaaadie....!!!
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