a4a Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Yep I was amazed after three long years my H finally let one go that was audible. He has a hard time expressing himself so the idea to fart (audibly) was mine to help him learn that it is ok to make a little noise. Well this morn he did, I heard him loud as a trumpet! ahhh life is getting better. Of course I am a prolific farter, I can get a real toe tappin' tune going if I eat a great mexican meal. No fear of expressing myself......
alphamale Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 if you don't fart regularly all the methane will build up inside you and then you'll blow up. thats what that whole spontaneous human combustion thing is all about.
SoCalCatman72 Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Wasn't that on an episode of South Park? I think they killed Kenny in that one.
magichands Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Yep I was amazed after three long years my H finally let one go that was audible. He probably just had a leak somewhere in the plumbing. Sometimes these things fix themselves.
reneet Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Yep I was amazed after three long years my H finally let one go that was audible. He has a hard time expressing himself so the idea to fart (audibly) was mine to help him learn that it is ok to make a little noise. Well this morn he did, I heard him loud as a trumpet! ahhh life is getting better. Of course I am a prolific farter, I can get a real toe tappin' tune going if I eat a great mexican meal. No fear of expressing myself...... You made me laugh so hard I could've farted....but didn't. LMAO:lmao:
tinktronik Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Yes, you may want his doc to check for signs of spontanious combustion just to make sure he's out of the woods. Tell him we are all proud of him and that he should let his hair down more often.
burning 4 revenge Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Of course I am a prolific farter, I can get a real toe tappin' tune going if I eat a great mexican meal. No fear of expressing myself...... I would divorce you
magichands Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 I would divorce you I agree that it might be off-putting whilst you're having sex. Otherwise, I like ripping one as much as the next person. Misery is always funny when it's not yours.
Author a4a Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 I would divorce you what would you prefer a passive aggressive farter...... one who quietly releases a nose burner and says nothing or tries to pass it off and blame the dog? honestly a fart is just a bodily function.... a burp, fart, pee, or a poo..... what is the big dealio... of course I am against public pooping But everything has its place as well.... within your own home you should let the flatuence roll like thunder! God bless America - the freedom to fart burp and be proud! (wave flags now and pull the persons finger standing next to you)
Author a4a Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 Yes, you may want his doc to check for signs of spontanious combustion just to make sure he's out of the woods. Tell him we are all proud of him and that he should let his hair down more often. well that is why I had to keep sticking a damn fork in him..... simply to release the gas.
burning 4 revenge Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 what would you prefer a passive aggressive farter...... one who quietly releases a nose burner and says nothing or tries to pass it off and blame the dog? honestly a fart is just a bodily function.... a burp, fart, pee, or a poo..... what is the big dealio... of course I am against public pooping But everything has its place as well.... within your own home you should let the flatuence roll like thunder! God bless America - the freedom to fart burp and be proud! (wave flags now and pull the persons finger standing next to you) I would divorce you
Author a4a Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 if you don't fart regularly all the methane will build up inside you and then you'll blow up. thats what that whole spontaneous human combustion thing is all about. How true and Alpha which one are you the one on the left of right?
Author a4a Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 I would divorce you You would never get the chance to marry me...... you would end up enamoured with my flatuence.... I can hypnotize an asp with my ass gas....... you would be easy to get under my influence/flatuence. Burning........... Burning........ look deeply into the chocolate star.... you are feeling sleepy........ look into the magical chocolate star.............
magichands Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 You would never get the chance to marry me...... That's true. The stench would be a brown flag. Do you use perfume to mask it?
Author a4a Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 That's true. The stench would be a brown flag. Do you use perfume to mask it? My farts do not stink........... quite serious. They would be undetected if I did not announce them or allow them to be audible.... I guess that may have to do with my vegetarian diet? I so wish I could work up a stinker and give the H an old fashioned Dutch Oven.
JackJack Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Its good you were finally able to help him pull his head outta his a$$, that is perhaps why you could hear it so well this time.
tinktronik Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 what would you prefer a passive aggressive farter...... one who quietly releases a nose burner and says nothing or tries to pass it off and blame the dog? honestly a fart is just a bodily function.... a burp, fart, pee, or a poo..... what is the big dealio... of course I am against public pooping But everything has its place as well.... within your own home you should let the flatuence roll like thunder! God bless America - the freedom to fart burp and be proud! (wave flags now and pull the persons finger standing next to you)You may be against public poopers. But we all know your stance on yard pissers.
Author a4a Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 Its good you were finally able to help him pull his head outta his a$$, that is perhaps why you could hear it so well this time. :lmao: :lmao: could be...... honestly I never thought he had it in him to ever allow me to hear him fart....... its not proper. maybe he just had really bad gas pains and that caused his unwanted behavior?
dropdeadlegs Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 I your husband ever leaves you (or you him) boy have I got the man for you...Definitely one of the great farters throughout history.
magichands Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 I your husband ever leaves you (or you him) boy have I got the man for you...Definitely one of the great farters throughout history. Is this a wind-up?
magichands Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 A wind-up man? Sorry. That should have been a blow-up man. With a quick-release valve, for easy storage.
Author a4a Posted October 26, 2006 Author Posted October 26, 2006 Sorry. That should have been a blow-up man. With a quick-release valve, for easy storage. Now that is a brilliant idea Norman
agnf666 Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Now you and your husband can have fart contest and see who can do it the loudest and the smellest.... That will help spice up the love life. LMAO
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