quietintrovertgirl Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 I think i hear a baby crying in 9 months:confused:
stoopid_guy Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 Getting all "hot and bothered," after an hour or more of foreplay hoping she's all "hot and bothered," then hearing "I'm really just not in the mood tonight." I've gotten a black eye during sex, and I sprained my wrist once, but neither were as bad as hearing "I'm just not in the mood" after getting my hopes up...
Art_Critic Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 I got married Sorry.. that happen after the sex not during
whichwayisup Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 Having someone walk in on ya... Goddammit, I was ALMOST there too. Talk about ruining the moment.....
whichwayisup Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 A friend of mine, by accident, took a crapppolaaaaaa while getting laid. Started off as an innocent fart. And NO it wasn't me.
Art_Critic Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 A friend of mine, by accident, took a crapppolaaaaaa while getting laid. Started off as an innocent fart. And NO it wasn't me. ...........I'm cummimg......oh no........Sorry honey.. I'll get a towel
whichwayisup Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 My hubby has farted during sex. A little pfftttt, loud enough for me to hear! And yeah, it was funny as hell, made me laugh! I think that pissed him off, but sorry, farts are FUNNY!
stoopid_guy Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 A friend of mine, by accident, took a crapppolaaaaaa while getting laid. Started off as an innocent fart. And NO it wasn't me. Talk about a mood-breaker!
CrushedOrgans Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 so...i didn't even know til after it happened...yeah it was that small, and it was that small that after 7 or 8 years that i actually remember how embarrassing and small it was.
alphamale Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 i was trying to squirt in this chicks mouth and in the heat of passion i ended up ejaculating mostly in her eyeball. nasty. she had contacts on and her eye turned red and we had to do an eye wash cause her eye burned and stuff. then she had to throw out her contact cause it had semen all over it. terrible!
CrushedOrgans Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 i was trying to squirt in this chicks mouth and in the heat of passion i ended up ejaculating mostly in her eyeball. nasty. she had contacts on and her eye turned red and we had to do an eye wash cause her eye burned and stuff. then she had to throw out her contact cause it had semen all over it. terrible! yeah. it burns. but it's not too terrible...unless she's looking for attention....
thelittleflower Posted October 8, 2006 Posted October 8, 2006 Having him lose his erection. Over and over. I hate that.
Teacher's Pet Posted October 8, 2006 Posted October 8, 2006 I have 2... 1) I farted in my (now) ex's face while she was going down on me. It's like the world stopped for about 3 seconds, then she said "Oh, you did NOT just do that!".. I laughed so hard, I farted again!! LOL (No, she didn't finish after that!) 2) Again, during oral... first I must mention that my ex was NOT very good at it.....was quite boring most of them time, but I was still appreciative that she'd try so hard...... anyhow.... she's blowing me, my eyes are closed and I'm only mildly enjoying it... her dog jumps on the bed and starts licking my face.... let's just say I...."overreacted" to the added umm... contact..... The girl is gone, but the puppy and I are doing fine... lol -tp dog's best friend
Craig Posted October 8, 2006 Posted October 8, 2006 then she had to throw out her contact cause it had semen all over it. terrible!So how did she look with one brown eye and one blue eye?
re-searching Posted October 8, 2006 Posted October 8, 2006 I heard from some police officers, at a pub a used go to, that one night a chick went into the station to press charges against her BF. I guess he peed in her mouth. The BF became known as the guy who didn't know if he was cumming or going.
jerbear Posted October 8, 2006 Posted October 8, 2006 A friend of mine, by accident, took a crapppolaaaaaa while getting laid. Started off as an innocent fart. And NO it wasn't me. Very funny... so wrong but funny. Those two still together dealing with the fallout? LOL
Mystic Gohan Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 falling off the top bunk and breaking my arm, so i got up finished the job then went to hospital, other than that she screamed another dudes name, that is not cool, we had one of those love ahte relationship so i called out her mums name as payback man she was a MILF, needless to say we broke up about 2 seconds later, never leave a job undone i always say.Please look at like below: http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t101010/
laRubiaBonita Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 ... was almost being arrested. not for having sex, but for being in a park after dark. i was about 1 am, we were having sex on the merry-go-round, hear the cop cars pull up, we bolted and hid in the covered slide for a minute, then sheepishly 'surrenderd'. the cops would not let me get ion my car, at the park, cause it was "closed till sun-up". so the cop dropped us off at a 7-11, we had to get a cab back to his car, and then we slept in his car just outside the park until about 5am, went and got my car, drove my 45 minutes home, changed clothes, then had to be at work at 8. That night SUCKED! I got snotted on once too..... it happened almost slow motion.... i saw it shoot outta his nostril and knew it would get me!
amaysngrace Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 Having someone walk in on ya... Yeah, but it's worse when it's his girlfriend. Hey...no judgment please. I was like 17 years old. We were in the shower and she showed up. Boy was she mad... See, WWIU, I like shower stimulation too!
dgiirl Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 My hubby has farted during sex. A little pfftttt, loud enough for me to hear! And yeah, it was funny as hell, made me laugh! I think that pissed him off, but sorry, farts are FUNNY! hahahah that actually happened to me, and my exh got pissed off. Meanwhile, I should have been the one to be embarrassed lol It's a tie with the above and having my cat come into my room and sniff my butt.
Adunaphel Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 I fell off the bed. Ouch. And, I puked on my ex-bf's penis. I don't count that as "bad" since it was while trying a new way to blow him. Another time, I was playing with a chocolate dildo and I stuck it in my vagina forgetting that chocolate *melts*. My ex bf laughed his ass off. I spent an hour to remove the chocolate. Stupid me. Actually, the worst thing that happened to me was feeling treated badly by a guy the first time we had sexual contact. I'm not saying he treated me badly, but I *did* feel treated like a slut. And he *did*come in my mouth without warning me first. But that's not funny.
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