SoCalCatman72 Posted October 2, 2006 Posted October 2, 2006 So- in this power-maddened society in this power-dominated universe how does one who lacks power cope with his existence. That's why I want to buy a gun. One that chaffs my thigh like a steel erection. I'm thinking of a Magnum maybe. The ultimate bloodletter... I want to sit alone in my little hovel at night and stare at it. Polish the bullets. Fondle the shaft...dreaming of one day pointing it up at the sky and pressing the trigger into the face of the great invisible crucifier.... And we'll see if that huknozed b8ch keeps calling me a f7git I know if I had a gun in my pants your eyes will be mesmerized by the bulge. Not my eyes buddy I stare at the wall and make shadow puppets with my hands in the form of a gun What does this accomplish? I personally would go to the store and get a $1.99 cap gun and stare at that, at least the shadow would be more realistic looking. I think I want to go to a firing range and feel sweat pouring down my brow as I climax over and over and over..... So you equate the bullet being expelled from the barrel of the firearm to your semen ejaculating from your........ That sounds bizarre and perverted. Is that a European thing? It just sounded like some bizzare European psychological fetish. Here in America we usually hold the gun over the person we're having sex with. Ummmm ok..... Ok, so maybe it's because I'm an analyst who's halfway through a bottle of white zinfandel, or because I actually have the unique privelege (sp) of having stared deep into the depths of madness myself, but B4R, you are either extremely messed up in a way that the DSM IV can't quite classify, or you are pulling our leg and having a good laugh. Nowhere in this thread do I see that you have any intention of harming yourself or others, and I honestly believe that you are really enjoying this. Peace man, I have been 5150 and I have walked a mile in your shoes.
alphamale Posted October 2, 2006 Posted October 2, 2006 halfway through a bottle of white zinfandel, don't drink that krap...only people who know squat about wine drink that stuff , but B4R, you are either extremely messed up in a way that the DSM IV can't quite classify, or you are pulling our leg and having a good laugh. If B4R's past sense of humour is any indication I would guess the latter....but you never know.
magichands Posted October 2, 2006 Posted October 2, 2006 I thought it was "people kill people".....according to the NRA. Is that along the same line of thinking as "hydrogen bombs don't kill people".....?
Author burning 4 revenge Posted October 2, 2006 Author Posted October 2, 2006 Please people, wasn't I as over the top as possible? I appreciate your concern, I really do, but I don't think I was being that subtle in my absurdity. Yes, I am feeling powerless these days, but I think that it's something only several more zeros in my bank account could rectify. Maybe a gun could help there as well, but I'm no criminal mastermind.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted October 2, 2006 Author Posted October 2, 2006 And not that it matters, but one of the only reasons I'm still registered as a Democrat is because of the the repugnant sycophantic relationship between the Republican party and the NRA. It sure isn't for national defense reasons.
magichands Posted October 2, 2006 Posted October 2, 2006 Good to hear that you're not really that obsessed with steel erections. Or butts. So what are you going to do with your trigger finger now?
Author burning 4 revenge Posted October 2, 2006 Author Posted October 2, 2006 I would have PM'ed you about it three months ago but now that your secret's out of the bag, I think I'll keep it to myself.
johan Posted October 2, 2006 Posted October 2, 2006 Please people, wasn't I as over the top as possible? I appreciate your concern, I really do, but I don't think I was being that subtle in my absurdity. That does it. I'm calling the cops. You're going down, BulletBoy.
magichands Posted October 2, 2006 Posted October 2, 2006 but now that your secret's out of the bag, As long as it's my secret, and not anyone else's...well, I can live with that. I'm just a pink elephant, but my integrity is important to me.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted October 2, 2006 Author Posted October 2, 2006 Wouldn't it be a stripclub in Fla ?.. I'd never shoot up a stripclub! Where would I meet girls? Online
mental_traveller Posted October 4, 2006 Posted October 4, 2006 You shouldn't have a gun unless you've genuinely asked yourself, would you be prepared to point it at another living person and pull the trigger, with the full intention of ending their life. Also, even if you wanted to do that (e.g. if you were being attacked), would you actually have the gumption to do it or would you be crapping your pants? Even if you can do both, you still have the problem that even a legal killing in self-defence could still land you in court or even in jail, it will certainly change your life forever. Unless you're prepare to take all those consequences and think you are man enough to handle them, I'd stay away from owning a gun. Most people in the world get along perfectly fine without them. Oh and by the way, I am pro-gun, I just don't think you should use them as props to salve some psychological issues. Really, if you own a gun but are too chicken to use it, then is it really that macho after all?
wookinpanub Posted October 5, 2006 Posted October 5, 2006 Is that along the same line of thinking as "hydrogen bombs don't kill people".....? Actually they don't. It's the disruption in the basic atomic structure of the human body that kills the person.
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