Teacher's Pet Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 I RACED home from the supermarket to post this, because I thought it was really funny. From the last few posts I read, I think we all need a good laugh today.... After working out at the gym today, I went to the supermarket to stock up on "healthy" food. I picked up a load of fresh apples and grapes, ground turkey to make burgers with, and some other fat-free treats... The girl at the checkout was so freaking cute, but she couldn't have been more than 18. As she started to scan my items, I handed her my "bonus card" and she looked at me and said "Oh, I take it in the end." Then, my Angel and Devil appeared. Devil: "Oh BOY, this is a moment a vulgar comedian like you LIVES for...you KNOW what to say.....and look at her....you know she'd WANT it, too..... c'mon stud..... DO IT!" (if any of you watch Family Guy, imagine Quagmire as my personal Devil... giggity giggity! OH BOY! lol) Angel: "Let it go. Just.... let it go." *sighs* I let it go. But it WOULD have been priceless. Ok, I tried. -tp
Art_Critic Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 Would your punch line have been " in the rear end ? or the front end ? " Or would have it been.. shouldn't you get the money up front ?
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 23, 2006 Author Posted September 23, 2006 Something along those lines. I suppose asking her where to swipe my credit card might have been a bit much..... -tp
D-Lish Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 I just laughed so hard.... and then a little bit of pee came out. Damn.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 23, 2006 Author Posted September 23, 2006 ... and then a little bit of pee came out. giggity! -tp
Art_Critic Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 I suppose asking her where to swipe my credit card might have been a bit much..... ....
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 23, 2006 Author Posted September 23, 2006 I never leave home without it.
magichands Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 As she started to scan my items' date=' I handed her my "bonus card" and she looked at me and said "Oh, I take it in the end."[/quote'] Relax, she just meant that one should swipe the bonus card after one has totalled your goods. Frankly, I'm disgusted! You should have told her that you were not interested, or that you had a headache. What sorts of "bonuses" do you think that your card entitles you to?
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 23, 2006 Author Posted September 23, 2006 What sorts of "bonuses" do you think that your card entitles you to? giggity! -tp
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