Rooster_DAR Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 Thought I would throw together a list of what people say when they officially are bailing out of a relationship, or have found someone else. Your input is encouraged to add to the list. Terms that indicate it's over: I love you but I'm not in love with youWe need to seperateI need my spaceI need you to back offI need to discover myselfI'm not in love with youI found someone elseI don't love you anymoreYour a great personYou deserve betterYou are my best friend or I feel like we are friendsI want a divorceI'm not sure what I wantI can't give you what you wantYou will always be a part of me....more
alphamale Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 ....more No, I don't want to have sex with you
tearful_soul22 Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 ..The spirit is willing, but the heart doesn't care anymore
laRubiaBonita Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 * F_ck off! * I hate you * I hope you die * Never, under any circumstances, contact me in any way again!
melodymatters Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 And, Actions speaker louder than words so: They stop sleeping with you stop showing affection get REALLY annoyed over small stupid things that never used to bother them don't make time for you in their "busy life" stop talking about the future when you used to talk about it all the time. Sucks, huh ???? I'd prefer to hear the phrases above and move the f*ck on !!!!
LaughMachine Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 when they haven't talked to you in a year and are engadged
Buttaflyy Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 "It's not you it's me"... "You don't know what you want." "I cheated........"
laRubiaBonita Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 it's over when she says: "i'm pregnant" "we need to talk" " i love you" "buy me....." "i hate anal sex" "i graduated college"
skeletonindacloset Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 "I'm washing my hair" (and they're bald) "Penises just aren't as cool as they once were" "I'm entering the world of interracial midget porn" "The document clearly states 500 feet" "I don't love you anymore.. yeah umm.. my bad" "OH MY GOD WHAT KIND OF CRAZY HIDEOUS MONSTER FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL WOULD SPAWN SUCH A FILTHY WRETCHED BEAST AS YOU. MAN YER FUGLY" "Let mee seee thaaat thong.. SO I CAN WRAP IT AROUND YOUR NECK AND CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU YOU .. OH GOD I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT THERE IS A WORD TO DESCRIBE HOW HORRIBLE A THING YOU REALLY ARE. GAAARRGH!! RAAAA!!!" "I don't think mom and dad would would be very supportive if they found out" "I'm taking you to the SPCA and they're gonna put ya down" "What did you think? Like this was some kind of thing where I've got the date circled on my calendar when I'm gonna leave him, then I'll call you and you can meet me at the docks at midnight kind of thing?"
Art_Critic Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 She says " We need to have more sex " and you find out she meant with other people
Author Rooster_DAR Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 No, I don't want to have sex with you LOL...too funny.
Author Rooster_DAR Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 "It's not you it's me"... "You don't know what you want." "I cheated........" "It's not you it's me" Classic! Definately belongs in the compilation
SUMMER 1969 Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 oh yeah, its you its me.. I need to find myself. I love that one.
D-Lish Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 How about..... I'm not in love with you anymore and I never, ever want you to be my girlfriend again. Ouch....
Guest Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 how about 'I know what you said is true but I still need to move on' ouch... at least I know where I stand, ie not with him!
Buttaflyy Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 Good one LRB! One I've used b4 too! HAHAHA
laRubiaBonita Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 You see my writing on the wall.... literally!
Buttaflyy Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 You see my writing on the wall.... literally! Or your clothes (and other personals) littering the streets!
Author Rooster_DAR Posted September 21, 2006 Author Posted September 21, 2006 You come home from out of town business trip, and someone else owns your house!
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