Teacher's Pet Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 Last night I got an e-mail reminding me that I'm booked to perform tonight in NYC. I don't even remember requesting the booking, but I know the guy who runs the show, so, I'm really expected to show up. lol Now I have to headline a small NYC club tonight, and actually be FUNNY and keep an audience's attention for 15-20 minutes. Dammit, what EVER would I talk about? "......so this girl stumbles in my bedroom, looking for a light....." I could SO finish that story with my own special flair. (Thanks, DS) -tp Comedian extraordinaire i think. "....so a family walks into a talent agent's office. 'You have to see our act!' exclaims the father. The agent looks up. 'Ok, let's see what you can do'" (If you know what happens next, and how the joke ends..... I'm quite impressed, and if you are female, I just might marry you.)
superconductor Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 "....so a family walks into a talent agent's office. 'You have to see our act!' exclaims the father. The agent looks up. 'Ok' date=' let's see what you can do'" (If you know what happens next, and how the joke ends..... I'm quite impressed, and if you are female, I just might marry you.)[/quote'] uh... I'm afraid I know the next part, but I happen to draw the line at marriage. Sorry, dude. Good luck tonight!
Adunaphel Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 I'd love to see you perform on stage, you must be very funny.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 21, 2006 Author Posted September 21, 2006 Didn't do the show tonight. I had to work late, and I'd never make it on time. (Drive to the train station, take the train in....2 subways and a bus to the club).... I wasn't even informed I was booked until last night, or I would have made other arrangements... No big deal! NYC is spared my comedic wrath for another night. -tp
alphamale Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 TP, can you put up streaming video of one of your performances? do you have a website you can put it up on? we'd all love to see it.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 21, 2006 Author Posted September 21, 2006 TP, can you put up streaming video of one of your performances? do you have a website you can put it up on? we'd all love to see it. Unfortunately, I don't have any streaming video.... I'm not that sophisticated. I didn't even finish college. In fact, my "alma mater" doesn't even remember me actually showing up to class much. My website doesn't really show too much, though..... I never really work on it, so there's just my bio, my resume, a few pictures and one short audio clip..... -tp
burning 4 revenge Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 I like the site TP. Check you out with Dave Chapelle.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 21, 2006 Author Posted September 21, 2006 I like the site TP. Check you out with Dave Chapelle. Wow.. I edited OUT the link minutes after posting, because I realized I come here to "escape" my "world", so to speak..... Well, there ya go. I'm da man! lol I'm rich, biatch! -tp Not so rich No one's biatch anymore But most certainly the SB to my 2 amazing friends here!
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