Woggle Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 I am convinced that the reason most women are never happy in a relationship is because they always want the opposite of what you give. If you give them your time they feel smothered and want space then when you give them space they claim you are ignoring them. I am truly convinced that most women have perpetual grass is greener syndrome. I also think that women like to have a man under control. That is why when they walk out they can't stand it to see a man actually doing good without them. Guys if you want your wife or girlfriend back don't beg. Just live it up and be happy as hell without her.
lindya Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 I am convinced that the reason most women are never happy in a relationship is because they always want the opposite of what you give. If you give them your time they feel smothered and want space then when you give them space they claim you are ignoring them. I am truly convinced that most women have perpetual grass is greener syndrome. I also think that women like to have a man under control. That is why when they walk out they can't stand it to see a man actually doing good without them. Guys if you want your wife or girlfriend back don't beg. Just live it up and be happy as hell without her. Did you have a nice honeymoon, Woggle?
Author Woggle Posted September 18, 2006 Author Posted September 18, 2006 Did you have a nice honeymoon, Woggle? Yes I did and the marriage is going great. My wife is a rare exception. I am doing well now so I spread my knowledge to other men. I act like a sheperd leading men to better manhood.
Touche Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Holy, s***T! Thanks for the laugh, Wog! I practically spit out my coffee on that one! You're a riot!
lindya Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Yes I did and the marriage is going great. My wife is a rare exception. I am doing well now so I spread my knowledge to other men. I act like a sheperd leading men to better manhood. Shepherd. That gave me a strange vision of you, crook in hand, herding a crowd of naked men - their hands protectively covering up their willies as they trudge up a hill. When you all reach the top, you gesture towards a beautiful green valley filled with large, erect phalluses.
a4a Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Yes I did and the marriage is going great. My wife is a rare exception. I am doing well now so I spread my knowledge to other men. I act like a sheperd leading men to better manhood. I would have to think of you more as the leader of the lemmings that are quickly approaching a cliff.
quankanne Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 :lmao: :lmao: wog, has it ever occurred to you that you just got damned lucky in finding this woman who is willing to put up with your eccentricities? She's worth her weight in platinum to put up with your rantings on relationships ...
Adunaphel Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Too true. I would get chocolate while I was hoping for vanilla all along.
superconductor Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 I am convinced that the reason most women are never happy in a relationship is because they always want the opposite of what you give. If you give them your time they feel smothered and want space then when you give them space they claim you are ignoring them... Not to trying to be a jerk here, but is this news? Isn't it just like the tides, or death and taxes, that are just facts of life?
blind_otter Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Not to trying to be a jerk here, but is this news? Isn't it just like the tides, or death and taxes, that are just facts of life? According to my dad, the sooner you accept the random insanity of women, the better off you are. I'm just saying. Also, I'd like to find the valley of phalluses.
mark328 Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Here's another example of how women want the opposite of what they say they want. Women say they want open communication and honesty in a relationship but once you tell them the hard truth they can't handle it. They get hurt. This is a no win situation. If you talk to them about how you are disappointed or displeased with a certain behavior or attitude or what they said then they see you as a condescending lecture daddy. Women want you to tell them what they want to hear and they want you to communicate your disappointment with ACTIONS! They do not want to hear the truth from your mouth!
alphamale Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Yes I did and the marriage is going great. enjoy it while it lasts buddy... My wife is a rare exception. I am doing well now so I spread my knowledge to other men. I act like a sheperd leading men to better manhood. hahaa ah HA AHAhaAH h Ah Aha Hah ahha ahAHh HAh HHAHA HHA HAHAH :rolleyes:
burning 4 revenge Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Woggle, I think you have dated many immature and insecure young girls and now your'e comparing them to your wife who is older and more settled. Everything you say about women can be said about men also, it's just that it's more fun to stereotype women.
stoopid_guy Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Most women want the opposite of what you give them That's why they're called "the opposite sex." You should know that!
serial muse Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 Also, I'd like to find the valley of phalluses. oh my god, so would i. *puts on moustache and looks around for woggle, to follow him as though he were a shining star...* by the way, woggle - you don't want this guy here: Here's another example of how women want the opposite of what they say they want. Women say they want open communication and honesty in a relationship but once you tell them the hard truth they can't handle it. They get hurt. This is a no win situation. If you talk to them about how you are disappointed or displeased with a certain behavior or attitude or what they said then they see you as a condescending lecture daddy. Women want you to tell them what they want to hear and they want you to communicate your disappointment with ACTIONS! They do not want to hear the truth from your mouth! ...following you around too closely, shepherd or not.
DarkShadows Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 Actually if I had a man who gave me any kind of attention other than just talking to me, I would be thrilled. I crave that and I have expressed this to my boyfriend but he doesn't listen. Yesterday he didn't hug me nor kiss me once, and I'm wondering if he even noticed we didn't. He did something the night before that upset me then yesterday morning he was cursing for the first hour he got up and about the last hour before I went to bed he cursed at me some more. So I haven't even attempted to hug or kiss him. But he won't. At one point in our relationship when he ****ed up royally he would hug and kiss me like every 30 minutes, I loved it! I've expressed this to him and want him to continue doing it but he won't. He abruptly started then stopped a week later. SInce then I have asked him to do this like 5 times and he hasn't. He'd rather play video games than show me any affection. Whatever.
Brkn_Hrt_Bermuda Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 I agree with you Woggle. I can't believe I am actually telling my girlfriend that I would like more communication. It's not about control. It's about having a loving, caring, respectful, monogamous, relationship with another preson. Which is a truely rare and wonderful thing in life these days. I believe that people are so caught up in image and EVERYTHING on television and in the movies is about having being attracted to a person who is better looking than your SO. Everything in the media is about casual sex with multiple partners and that it is their 'right' to do so. I was at a cookout with freinds a while back and the topic of "who is your doctor" came up. The women in the group were all say how a certain doctor could 'check them out anytime' and how they would melt if they saw him. Right in front of their husbands. I my book that show a complete lack of respection for your SO and the relationship they are in!!! I was appaled. I you would rather have sex with someone other than your SO, then you had better fess up and get out. Can't people just be happy with what they have? Usually when they do make the switch they realize that it was not worth it. But by then it's too late. I have a very hard time trusting someone for a second time. My .02
Brkn_Hrt_Bermuda Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 Actually if I had a man who gave me any kind of attention other than just talking to me, I would be thrilled. I crave that and I have expressed this to my boyfriend but he doesn't listen. Yesterday he didn't hug me nor kiss me once, and I'm wondering if he even noticed we didn't. He did something the night before that upset me then yesterday morning he was cursing for the first hour he got up and about the last hour before I went to bed he cursed at me some more. So I haven't even attempted to hug or kiss him. But he won't. At one point in our relationship when he ****ed up royally he would hug and kiss me like every 30 minutes, I loved it! I've expressed this to him and want him to continue doing it but he won't. He abruptly started then stopped a week later. SInce then I have asked him to do this like 5 times and he hasn't. He'd rather play video games than show me any affection. Whatever. I'm sorry to hear that DS. It sounds like you are his security blanket. He wants you when he wants you and that is not a functional relationship.
RecordProducer Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 I am convinced that the reason most women are never happy in a relationship is because they always want the opposite of what you give. No, it's vice versa - some give their wives the opposite of what they want. You, Woggle, sound like you would do anything to make a woman UNHAPPY. I don't know if roses bloom in your marriage, but you are so f-ing negative. Look at all the threads here. They all start with "My wife...", "My husband," "My boyfriend," "My girlfriend," "My ex..." etc. All your threads start with "Women"!!! It's always women that suck and men who are too good to be true. Once your wife shows you her normal, human side, you will throw her into this category, too. She will be another woman, because she will express a demand that you disagree with or get angry at you or have PMS. Not one person who has talked about "men" or "women" in general has been completely serious about the subject. We may agree that men and women have different language or needs or feelings... but to categorize all women as the devil itself... do you really think that you're right about this, Woggle? That you see something that nobody else sees? You stated that your friends share your opinion. Well, you know what, if a woman who was terribly disappointed in men talked about how bad men are, I would tell her casually and jokingly: "Yeah, I agree, you can't live with them and you can't kill them all." I certainly would not persuade her that there ARE nice men out there if I doubt her ability to dig one out of the dust. I don't understand why you can't realize that we're all the same specimen. All cats are cats, all squirrels are squirrels, all people are people - male or female, good or bad. We do have differences, but to state that men are good and women are bad is plain incorrect!
Rooster_DAR Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 I am convinced that the reason most women are never happy in a relationship is because they always want the opposite of what you give. If you give them your time they feel smothered and want space then when you give them space they claim you are ignoring them. I am truly convinced that most women have perpetual grass is greener syndrome. I also think that women like to have a man under control. That is why when they walk out they can't stand it to see a man actually doing good without them. Guys if you want your wife or girlfriend back don't beg. Just live it up and be happy as hell without her. I will venture to say that he is correct, but not in all cases. I have been through it, myfriends have been through it, and I see it everywhere I turn. Lot's of american women are extremely hard to figure out, and it's just too much godda** work sometimes. There are of course, good women out there that are far more balanced, but many and I mean many are not.
alphamale Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 There are of course, good women out there that are far more balanced, Unfortunately most of them are overseas
burning 4 revenge Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 In my experience, if a woman is physically attracted to you and you are meeting her sexual needs, she will be happy with whatever you give her. If not, you will do nothing right.
alphamale Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 In my experience, if a woman is physically attracted to you and you are meeting her sexual needs, she will be happy with whatever you give her. If not, you will do nothing right. I would say its more financial than sexual
burning 4 revenge Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 I would say its more financial than sexual I would agree that is the case with many, but with some others it's physical/sexual. And with the truly selfish b*tches it's both.
dgiirl Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 I act like a sheperd leading men to better manhood. Can you do me a favour and stop? One woggle is enough for the world.
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