Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Posted September 17, 2006 As of this weekend, I am 3 months celibate. If I wasn't afraid of heights, I'd be climbing the walls right now. Even the idea of PooPoo Girl is starting to sound plausible. First person that suggests "switching hands" gets a smack. -tp
the_alchemyst Posted September 17, 2006 Posted September 17, 2006 Switch hands! Will you really smack me?!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Author Posted September 17, 2006 Switch hands! Will you really smack me?! Well, perhaps on our date, that I think I still owe you? -tp
Adunaphel Posted September 17, 2006 Posted September 17, 2006 As of this weekend, I am 3 months celibate. If I wasn't afraid of heights, I'd be climbing the walls right now. Even the idea of PooPoo Girl is starting to sound plausible. First person that suggests "switching hands" gets a smack. -tp Try to see it this way: you are only three months celibate. And (hopefully) it's been three months since some attactive female has been nagging you.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Author Posted September 17, 2006 Try to see it this way: you are only three months celibate. And (hopefully) it's been three months since some attactive female has been nagging you. Text messages from 3 months ago: "I'm horny" (6/16, 7:55am) "I'm hot hungry & horny" (6/16, 8:05am) "God i need to **** so bad" (6/16, 9:24am) "Lol what if I NEED 2 PUT OUT!!" (6/16, 4:45pm) "Who had hot sex last night?" (6/17, 7:45am) "Ok wheres my Sunday nite pop" (6/18, 11:30pm) "I'm in bed already naked & wet & horny by the way" (6/18, 11:43pm) "Yes, I told you i'm horny!" (6/18, 11:51pm) "Um ok whatever listen i need 2 tell u i want 2 see other people right now" (6/19, 6:59pm) Yeah, you could say that. Now my text messages are Yankees scores, and the occaisional "I'm drunk" I hate technology. -tp
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