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As of this weekend, I am 3 months celibate.

 

If I wasn't afraid of heights, I'd be climbing the walls right now.

 

Even the idea of PooPoo Girl is starting to sound plausible.

 

First person that suggests "switching hands" gets a smack.

 

-tp

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Switch hands!

 

Will you really smack me?! :eek:

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Switch hands!

 

Will you really smack me?! :eek:

 

Well, perhaps on our date, that I think I still owe you? ;)

 

-tp

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As of this weekend, I am 3 months celibate.

 

If I wasn't afraid of heights, I'd be climbing the walls right now.

 

Even the idea of PooPoo Girl is starting to sound plausible.

 

First person that suggests "switching hands" gets a smack.

 

-tp

 

Try to see it this way: you are only three months celibate.

And (hopefully) it's been three months since some attactive female has been nagging you.

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Try to see it this way: you are only three months celibate.

And (hopefully) it's been three months since some attactive female has been nagging you.

 

Text messages from 3 months ago:

 

"I'm horny" (6/16, 7:55am)

 

"I'm hot hungry & horny" (6/16, 8:05am)

 

"God i need to **** so bad" (6/16, 9:24am)

 

"Lol what if I NEED 2 PUT OUT!!" (6/16, 4:45pm)

 

"Who had hot sex last night?" (6/17, 7:45am)

 

"Ok wheres my Sunday nite pop" (6/18, 11:30pm)

 

"I'm in bed already naked & wet & horny by the way" (6/18, 11:43pm)

 

"Yes, I told you i'm horny!" (6/18, 11:51pm)

 

"Um ok whatever listen i need 2 tell u i want 2 see other people right now" (6/19, 6:59pm)

 

 

Yeah, you could say that.

 

Now my text messages are Yankees scores, and the occaisional "I'm drunk"

 

I hate technology.

 

-tp

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