Values Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 If any of you have read my recent posts you are familiar with the fact I found out about the love of my life having no limits to the depths of her deceit and cheating. Yes the images take away my desire to live and what she did is constantly on my mind, BUT.... this site is full of sad threads so here is an attempt to feel better, (we all need to) please join me if you like. Imagine this as a Jeff Foxworthy style, You might be a redneck if string of jokes. I'll call it, "you might be with a total screw up, devil-trash, life destroyer" 1. "If she has no female friends that she's known for more than a few months, you might be with a total screw up, devil-trash, life destroyer" ===Get the idea?=== 2. "If she can always look you in the eye to make a statement, but rarely when answering a question, you might be with a total screw up, blah de blah blah 3. "If her favorite answer to any question is "I don't know", you might be with a blankety blank blank blank 4. "If people see her and run", you might be ...... 5. "If everyone she has anything to do with besides you always wrongs her and everyone else is always crazy or wierd, you might be with a ...... 6. "If you're in a bathroom and you see her name written on the wall under the words, "For a good time DON'T call Beth....., you might be with a........ 7. "If you have to resort to making up stupid jokes to try and find the will to live after the most evil person you've ever met but still love kills you, you might be with a blippity blop" 8. "If days old dead road kill dogs suddenly come back to life just to bark and growl at her incessantly 9. "If her father is a multi-millionaire in a small town where supposedly 13 or 14 people from her high school have killed themselves..." 10. "If her older sister broke up with her husband to be boyfriend of 5 years, by simply having her new bf show up at an event to say I'm here to see (sister's name) and that was the extent of her sister's break up apology, 11. If Santa has her on his LOL list I don't know if this helped much but maybe someone will find it funny. I really loved her and still do. Not to be obscene but I can't forget her artistically beautiful naked body, and it kills me to think of how many times she was showing it to someone else while we were together. Heartless. Hey, if Island Girl from NEVADA reads this post I hope you saw my explanation of how I got your similar screen name mixed up with another persons. I explained it in the post you quickly trashed me on. No angry feelings here though.
KittenMoon Posted September 14, 2006 Posted September 14, 2006 1. "If she has no female friends that she's known for more than a few months, you might be with a total screw up, devil-trash, life destroyer" I don't know about the rest of this post, but from experience this is a HUGE red flag that a girl is trouble. HUGE. Men be warned.
Teacher's Pet Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 I got one! "....If your girlfriend lures you into bed the first time with a text message, and breaks up with you the same way........." How's that? or.... ".....If your girlfriend sends text messages "lik she wuz in hi sk00l"....and she's a high school TEACHER....." or..... ".....If your girlfriend has a box she keeps condoms in.....regulars AND Magnums........." (Ok, this last one I made up about my ex, but I thought it was funny....the Magnums would be for me, of course *sly grin*) *looks down* Uhh. Yep! -tp (first person that thinks TP stands for Tiny Pe**er gets a smack!) lol
Island Girl Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 No hard feelings -- I know someone personally who saw the post originally and thought you were refering to me and told me about it. I didn't want anyone to think I am misrepresenting myself here so I felt I had to defend myself. I should have waited till I had some sleep and no emotion about it at all.
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