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So, I pull up to the student center to pick up my 16 year old. The police station is right across the street, the pharmacy right next store, the place is pretty much in the center of town.

 

It's bad enough that whenever someone in town spots me, I become engaged in a four hour conversation with someone about absolutely nothing pertaining to anything I'm interested in.......

 

Anyways....the boy had went into the pharmacy and bought two signs. One was a, "For Rent" sign, and the other was a "No Hunting" sign.....

 

He duck tapes the for rent sign on the front of his shirt and wrote, "Make offer".....then taped the no hunting sign on his back.....tied his shoes together, and was hopping around town while a pack of younger kids followed him.....

 

He's always been a clown......so he asks me, "So Daddy.....how do you like my shirt?".....

 

I told him, "Well son, I like it soooo much, that I think as soon as you get home, you should gently take it off, fold it up nice and neat, then box it up in a sturdy strong box, and put it in our attic"........

 

He asked why.....so I told him:

 

"In 10 or so years, you can take it down and give it to your daughter, and let her wear it around town whenever she wants"......

 

Boy that got him to thinking......:laugh:

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

yep, grandbabies ... a parent's revenge!

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This strikes me as funny because my teenage son bought a t-shirt that says

 

How do you like your pussy?

 

Little kitty cats all the way around with descriptions like:

wet

dirty

etc etc....

 

Well, needless to say - I don't allow him to wear it! HOWEVER - every now and then I put it on and wear it around the house... just to prove to him that I have the power and I WILL make use of his poor judgment in buying it...:lmao:

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