Jaded-Arie Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 This is the COPING Board right??? Well, I am doing Coping of a different kind. Its my Birthday this week and since my girlfriends and I are working all week they decided to do something for me today. It was great and I havent been really out in a while, I mean out and enjoy myself. We had lunch (at the restaurant where EX and I had our first date), methinks they were sending me a message: GET OVER IT ALREADY!!! WE CANT STOP EATING AT PLACES BECAUSE, OTHERWISE WE WILL HAVE TO EAT OUTTA TOWN . Anyway, we had loads of fun and being the birthday girl I was allowed to do anything. I was knocking back Martinis like it was a day before prohibition . Now I am paying and COPING. I have to be at work in 3 and a half hours, prepare for a presentation, and go in for my meeting at 10. here's the trouble, am still kinda drunk(ish). I havent slept at all. Bloodshot eyes (will get eye drops) And tired as hell!!!! LOL @ possibility of me getting fired. Fired from relationship, fired from job. Good going Jade . Anyway, just had to say that. Had to start a topic seeing as I cant go to bed now because if I do I will wake up at 3:30pm... Guess will make self coffee
Teacher's Pet Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 You know...after a lot of drinking... ...nothing beats a healthy pee.......... Why, I just.... .....never mind. -tp
Author Jaded-Arie Posted September 11, 2006 Author Posted September 11, 2006 More Gibberish.... I have just realized something about the connection between drinking and the EX. One day you are sober, you are doing just fine, missing the ex sometimes but knowing that you will not contact him. NC is good for you, it makes perfect sense, you have to S/He-Tox. You are dealing with the breakup in a sensible way, you are healing. Fast forward 4 Martinis/glasses of wine/ gallons of your chosen poison and it all goes to crap. You see, alcohol works in mysterious ways. You down a coupla of whatever and SUDDENLY important information is wired to your brain in 2 milliseconds, information that has to get to the EX. Information that JUST CANNOT WAIT, no matter what time it is. Half way through another Martini, you pick up the phone, surely it would be unfair to not transfer this info to the Ex asap. Yeah, so it is 2:43am, but he has to get this info. So, you call, who is looking at the freaking watch anyway. So what is this info? Important stuff like: - Excuse me, do u have my Alanis Morissette? - Did you take the key to the bathroom that I never use with you? - Erm, you took my favourite sweater with you - You took my favourite penis That kinda info. Ladies and gent, don't drink and hope to continue NCing....
Touche Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 HOLY crap, that was too funny! SO true. I know...we talk to certain people we would have written off as losers when we're sober. It's so effed up when you drink. Damn! Totally screws with your good judgement. "You took my favorite penis." Too funny!!!!!
Teacher's Pet Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 HOLY crap, that was too funny! SO true. I know...we talk to certain people we would have written off as losers when we're sober. It's so effed up when you drink. Damn! Totally screws with your good judgement. Probably not what I needed to read, especially after the other night. lol -tp
burning 4 revenge Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 - Excuse me, do u have my Alanis Morissette? You must be drunk if you want that back.
Touche Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 Hey, I LOVE Alanis! Oh, wait I'm somewhat out of it now... Oh and Toilet Paper...I've liked you even when I haven't been impaired for your information!
Teacher's Pet Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 Hey, I LOVE Alanis! Oh, wait I'm somewhat out of it now... Oh and Toilet Paper...I've liked you even when I haven't been impaired for your information! TOILET PAPER?!?!?! Now, I do admit, I'm squeezably soft, and I enjoy being in close proximity to a woman's heiny...but.....come on! -tp
Touche Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 See? So I'm not far off in my name for you! Anyway, don't take it personally. I change lots of LSers names on here. It's just a dumb thing I do. And many do it to me too!
Teacher's Pet Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 See? So I'm not far off in my name for you! Anyway, don't take it personally. I change lots of LSers names on here. It's just a dumb thing I do. And many do it to me too! But how could I ever modify the name TOUCHE? I mean, even for a professional comedy writer like myself, that's a tough one! Hmm....think I'll go wash my underside while I figure that one out...... *evil grin* -tp
Teacher's Pet Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 ...care for a drink? I make a great V&W (Vinegar & Water) *chuckles* -tp
Touche Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 ...care for a drink? I make a great V&W (Vinegar & Water) *chuckles* -tp That's ok, I'll pass on the V&W...Ok, I'll tell you. Some call me touchy! Cute huh?
Teacher's Pet Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 That's ok, I'll pass on the V&W...Ok, I'll tell you. Some call me touchy! Cute huh? I've been "touchy" for 3 months. Not so cute. lol -tp
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