SoCalCatman72 Posted September 15, 2006 Posted September 15, 2006 Dude, I salute you and your moral character. You should also consider screenwriting. Your post sounds like the start to a great sitcom series. How about "The Battlefield of the Bar"?
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 15, 2006 Author Posted September 15, 2006 Dude, I salute you and your moral character. You should also consider screenwriting. Your post sounds like the start to a great sitcom series. How about "The Battlefield of the Bar"? Actually, I AM a comedy writer. But there was already a show about a bartender picking up chicks... ....remember Cheers? My writing is mainly standup-oriented, but I do have an Austin Powers-inspired movie idea (complete with REALLY bad pop-culture references and bad jokes), and I've even tried my hand at erotic fiction (on a dare from a friend who used to write a lot of erotic stories)..... -tp
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Author Posted September 17, 2006 To quote Monty Python... "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!" *raises the white flag* L and I aint gonna happen. I hope none of you put money on me. I worked tonight at a new place (a jazz/swing club) as a waiter/cocktail server, kind of to "test out" the place to see if I wanted to work there occasionally (I may, I dunno.....) Afterwards I went to "my" bar to see my boss to check to see if he needs me next week... L and her roommate were at the bar. K smiled when she saw me, and L basically ignored me. I had to say hi like 3 times to get her to notice me. She was talking to one of the other regulars at the bar, so I just focused my attention to the ESPN highlights on the TV. When I finally got the chance to talk to L, I casually mentioned that I tried calling/texting her this week to see if she wanted to hang out, and her reply was simply "Oh, I'm dating someone now." Whatever. K (her roommate) looked at me, apologetically. When K and I got a moment alone she said "I'm really sorry. I feel bad." I do believe her, since she told me previously that she'd like to see me and L hook up. Well, I guess L got her "Columbian guy with the big d**k", after all. L didn't even say "bye" to me as she left with her roommate, who hugged me sympathetically. Guess my average one, coupled with my generally "nice guy" attitude doesn't cut it, huh? I feel dejected, but at the same time.....bah...do I really want to date the bar drunk? Especially one who, at a short distance, can pass for my ex? I guess it's a great feeling when you know basically EVERY girl you like is getting laid by some other schmuck, while you are sitting home whining about it on a website. Thankfully, I have big plans for Sunday. :) Me and my girls are hitting the town! (That's NYC for you foreigners! lol) It'll get better for me. It has to. Can it get any worse? -tp American Average-sized d**k (but a fantastic tongue, or so I've heard)
AriaIncognito Posted September 17, 2006 Posted September 17, 2006 We are all meeting in less than 6 hours hehe. Mollianna should be on a plane as we speak.... *nervous* hehe Jennifer
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Author Posted September 17, 2006 We are all meeting in less than 6 hours hehe. Mollianna should be on a plane as we speak.... *nervous* hehe Jennifer LOL What are you nervous about? You've already met me. LOL Oh wait...it's my singing you are scared of...... lol And you SHOULD be. I can't wait to see you and our DS!!!!!!!! :) OMG we have to do Love Shack tonight. *giggling, thinking about all the WRONG ideas half of LS will be getting from reading this* -tp
Touche Posted September 17, 2006 Posted September 17, 2006 Is Mollyanna really flying out there? If so, give her a hug from me!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Author Posted September 17, 2006 Is Mollyanna really flying out there? If so, give her a hug from me! Why, coitainly! nyuk nyuk -tp
Touche Posted September 17, 2006 Posted September 17, 2006 Why, coitainly! nyuk nyuk -tp I'm so out of it. Had to read that three times before I figured out what the hell that said! And I said give her a HUG..not cop a feel!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Author Posted September 17, 2006 I'm so out of it. Had to read that three times before I figured out what the hell that said! And I said give her a HUG..not cop a feel! I am ALWAYS the gentleman. I even say "Thank You" as the hooker takes the cash off the nightstand before leaving. -tp
Touche Posted September 17, 2006 Posted September 17, 2006 I am ALWAYS the gentleman. I even say "Thank You" as the hooker takes the cash off the nightstand before leaving. -tp Wow, you really ARE a gentleman! So where are you guys going? NY is my hometown...haven't been back though in ages. I'll have to live vicariously through all of you.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Author Posted September 17, 2006 Wow, you really ARE a gentleman! So where are you guys going? NY is my hometown...haven't been back though in ages. I'll have to live vicariously through all of you. We are having dinner at a nightclub/restaurant on the LES....(that's Lower East Side for you foreigners!)....thai food and karaoke. I live just minutes from Manhattan, so I'm still in my PJ's, but I'll be getting ready soon. Have to look cute for my FW and my DS. -tp
AriaIncognito Posted September 17, 2006 Posted September 17, 2006 I'm currently getting ready for my SB and DS. :-) Haven't decided on the outfit. And yes, I know I've met you already SB, it's DS that I need to impress now haha. Now now dont all of you picture she and I together at once hahaha it's not like that...though if we keep having these same experiences with men, we might be talked into it. :-) Jennifer
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 17, 2006 Author Posted September 17, 2006 I'm currently getting ready for my SB and DS. :-) Haven't decided on the outfit. And yes, I know I've met you already SB, it's DS that I need to impress now haha. Now now dont all of you picture she and I together at once hahaha it's not like that...though if we keep having these same experiences with men, we might be talked into it. :-) Jennifer And just because we're all on LS because of relationship problems, don't think magically we're going to find mutual comfort and compassion in some seedy motel on a king sized bed with various scented oils and candles and Barry White playing in the background. I mean, really, people. GROW UP! OMG She's gonna kick my ass tonight. lol -tp
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 L's roommate is (apparently) friends with my "Pee Girls". She's on their Myspace pages. Great. Gee, I wonder if they have a friend who teaches at NAHS..... Wouldn't THAT be a trip? "...and I'd like you to meet my friend B.....she's a teacher....." "We've met." argh. -tp moving to Guam
Mollyanna Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 I just NOW saw these posts. funny that you guys were writing about us meeting. Wish I could have joined in! Jen, you picked the perfect outfit - you looked stunning in your jean skirt. If my plane wouldn't have been late and I could have had time to freshen up first, I would have worn my jean skirt too, I promise! TP, you did not give me a hug from Touche. You hogged those all for yourself! Selfish, Selfish I just arrived home from NYC about one hour ago. Again, the plane was an hour late... no luck.
dr strangelove Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 You should have more adventures, so you have more stories to write. Maybe you should get a sidekick and fight crime too, women might find you more appealing.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted September 21, 2006 Author Posted September 21, 2006 I just NOW saw these posts. funny that you guys were writing about us meeting. Wish I could have joined in! Jen, you picked the perfect outfit - you looked stunning in your jean skirt. If my plane wouldn't have been late and I could have had time to freshen up first, I would have worn my jean skirt too, I promise! Just what I need! Celibate me (who happens to be a LEGman) and TWO gorgeous women in skirts. Did I mention it's been THREE MONTHS?!?!?!? lol That's just SO unfair! TP, you did not give me a hug from Touche. You hogged those all for yourself! Selfish, Selfish Oops. Well, Touche is invited to come here and hug me, and then you can hop a quick flight here so I can hug you again. Somehow, I can work this to my sinister advantage. I just arrived home from NYC about one hour ago. Again, the plane was an hour late... no luck. Well, I hope next time you can get here even earlier! Depending on when you come to NYC next, maybe I can take a day off from work to show you around town...from a "real New Yorker's" point of view. I was BORN here, ya know! Jersey paid a price to get me! Besides, I have most of my vacation time for this year still available. I was saving a week of it for December to go to Vegas with..... .....someone. I'd rather spend it on someone WORTH my time. Muah, DS.... luv ya much -tp always your SB
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