Pyro Posted September 8, 2006 Posted September 8, 2006 You just have to walk straight up to these perverts and say "Okay- My house or yours?" At this point they completely shut down, obliterating all of their male bravado and confidence in one quick power shift leaving them standing there stuttering and stammering to no avail. Isn't that the truth.
DeeBrod83 Posted September 8, 2006 Posted September 8, 2006 You just have to walk straight up to these perverts and say "Okay- My house or yours?" At this point they completely shut down, obliterating all of their male bravado and confidence in one quick power shift leaving them standing there stuttering and stammering to no avail. Oh I don't know about that! I think you'd definitely have some takers! Then what?!? I deal with this a lot at work, but with older men. They think b/c I'm a chick in a shop they can say whatever they want to me. Makes me want to smile and kick them in their balls....
basscatcher Posted September 8, 2006 Posted September 8, 2006 there are a lot of male chubby-chasers in the midwest. maybe you are too skinny PADA. start eating Hostess products by the box. Twinkies, Ho Ho's, etc... oh, and eat butter, lots of butter. And fast food, yeah we can't forget that. Yuck--Then for sure you wouldn't want to recieve a FedX pkg from me. LOL..
HUMMINGBIRDLOVE Posted October 6, 2006 Posted October 6, 2006 I am so frustrated with people being shallow also and it seems that the movie and tv industry are also getting that way honestly when is the last time you saw a movie that had a full figured lead actress ?? I understand that people think that being overweight is a choice and for some people it is but usually it is due to things beyond ones control like having a child is what made me gain my weight I am not morbidly obese just a few lbs more than normal but when I compare myself with the women on tv I am huge compared to the stick figures they show as "real women" ughhhhh so frustrating
alphamale Posted October 6, 2006 Posted October 6, 2006 when is the last time you saw a movie that had a full figured lead actress ?? who is that one black actress/rapper?? she did that movie with Steve Martin. oh yeah, Queen Latifah.
Art_Critic Posted October 6, 2006 Posted October 6, 2006 I was in class one day and had to go to the toilet. Anyway, I went, did my business and was just walking out the toilet door and there he is leaning up against the wall, trying to act all "smooth" and he grabbed me around the waist and pulled me in really close to him, then he's like "Your hair....so lucious...your skin...so smooth....your eyes...so beautiful....I wanna be with you"....or something like that. Reminds me of a joke Can I Speak To The Manager? A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"
Author lovestruck234 Posted October 9, 2006 Author Posted October 9, 2006 Reminds me of a joke Can I Speak To The Manager? A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!" HAHAHAHA! That is the first time I have laughed out loud while reading something on LS. That is hilarious!! Very funny!!!
Green Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 That reminds me of a joke... A girl walks out of a bath room only to be stoped by a young school boy, "what is the meaning of this" the girl says " You look great today" says the young boy. To this the girl answers darnit I GIVE UP I WAS TRYING TO MAKE UP A JOKE..... im still posting this
lindababy01 Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 I am Miss linda I am single from Liberia but right now in Dakar Senegal both in West Part of Africa.However How are you? hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.I went through your profile and i read it and took intersest in it,if you don't mind i will like to know you much better,although i came online to look for a true and loving man that is ready for a true,honest and loving relationship and will be able to take good care of me if you are the kind of man am talking about then send me a mail now on my private email included,so that i will tell you all about myself and a picture of myself. MODERATOR'S NOTE: You keep trying to publish this post along with your name and email address and doing so is against site guidelines. PLEASE, DO NOT TRY TO POST THIS AGAIN. Please go to a dating site if you are looking for a loving man who will take good care of you! We are not a dating site and we do not permit messages soliciting relationships. Your name and email address above has been deleted. Thank You!
Author lovestruck234 Posted October 9, 2006 Author Posted October 9, 2006 That reminds me of a joke... A girl walks out of a bath room only to be stoped by a young school boy, "what is the meaning of this" the girl says " You look great today" says the young boy. To this the girl answers darnit I GIVE UP I WAS TRYING TO MAKE UP A JOKE..... im still posting this ...umm....oooookay. Nice.....joke.
Green Posted October 9, 2006 Posted October 9, 2006 olright that was lame but your joke about running out of stuff in the bathroom did reminde me of this one Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other, "There is no toilet paper over here, do you have any over there?" The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any, either." The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?" The second man says, "No, sorry!" The first man pauses, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?" AND JUST IN CASE THAT JOKE WASN'T ENOUGH A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls into the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror. Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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