DarkShadows Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 Ok, so by now everyone knows me. Meh. Bad start! But this time it isn't a bad question so please do respond. I was wondering... 1.) How do guys feel and think about their girlfriends dancing for them? 2.) What would they be thinking at the time? Say if your girlfriend doesn't have that 'perfect' body would men still go 'wow she's sexy' or would they pay attention to the stretch marks or whatnot? 3.) Would they appreciate that she's comfortable doing this for him and would that be more of a turn on? 4.) Do guys enjoy it if the girl sits on his stomach and masterbates for him? Or would they prefer her off of him and laying on the bed or sitting in the chair? 5.) Anything in particular a guy likes the girl to wear while dancing or stripping? 6.) Any certain moves a girl does that guys would enjoy the most? And lastly, would this stop the cheating! Haha I just had to ask. ;x Naughty me. Any other advice would be nice!
superconductor Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 1.) How do guys feel and think about their girlfriends dancing for them? Love it. Wish it would happen more often. 2.) What would they be thinking at the time? Say if your girlfriend doesn't have that 'perfect' body would men still go 'wow she's sexy' or would they pay attention to the stretch marks or whatnot? I'm usually thinking, "Oh, I'm gonna get me sum!" 3.) Would they appreciate that she's comfortable doing this for him and would that be more of a turn on? Absolutely. 4.) Do guys enjoy it if the girl sits on his stomach and masterbates for him? Or would they prefer her off of him and laying on the bed or sitting in the chair? Yes and yes. Depends on the setup. If there's a chair available, that's always good, but not everyone has chairs in the bedroom. 5.) Anything in particular a guy likes the girl to wear while dancing or stripping? Not really relevant, since it's going to be on the floor soon anyway. 6.) Any certain moves a girl does that guys would enjoy the most? Nothing in particular. Just make the moves fluid, not herky-jerky.
alphamale Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 5.) Anything in particular a guy likes the girl to wear while dancing or stripping? you must have the sexy shoes. you know, like the sky-high platforms the strippers wear. oh, and don't forget the pedicure
Author DarkShadows Posted September 5, 2006 Author Posted September 5, 2006 Lmao. Haha I am not going to go blow money on a pair of shoes!
Author DarkShadows Posted September 6, 2006 Author Posted September 6, 2006 Do guys like it if the girl is covered in oil? Is a slippery body a good thing when it comes to this dancing being provacative thing?
nicki Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 Sounds fun and sexy, but skip the oil. It will get all over the bed. You could put a LITTLE oil on to give your body a shine. Glycerine also works nicely for this, and tastes sweet (it's what they put on actors in the movies.)
Yoohoo Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 1.) How do guys feel and think about their girlfriends dancing for them? Love it 2.) What would they be thinking at the time? Say if your girlfriend doesn't have that 'perfect' body would men still go 'wow she's sexy' or would they pay attention to the stretch marks or whatnot? Wow she's sexy! 3.) Would they appreciate that she's comfortable doing this for him and would that be more of a turn on? Bingo, that factor is definitely a turn on. 4.) Do guys enjoy it if the girl sits on his stomach and masterbates for him? Or would they prefer her off of him and laying on the bed or sitting in the chair? Either way 5.) Anything in particular a guy likes the girl to wear while dancing or stripping? Something a little naughty that she feels good about herself in. 6.) Any certain moves a girl does that guys would enjoy the most? Specific moves don't matter so much, just have fun:D I'd also suggest skipping the oil...maybe a bit of body glitter or something instead.
blind_otter Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 Do guys like it if the girl is covered in oil? Is a slippery body a good thing when it comes to this dancing being provacative thing? These seem like pretty obvious questions, but whatever. Skip the oil. There's nothing less attractive than a naked girl trying to be provocative while sliding all over the place and possibly pulling a groin muscle. Stripping is an art, I must say. One of my best friends is a stripper and she's taught me a lot about how to move your body provocatively while conserving your energy. Above all, practice first. I've seen some horrific first time attempts, I'll admit that.
Author DarkShadows Posted September 6, 2006 Author Posted September 6, 2006 I didn't mean put the whole bottle on! lol I meant just a little, not to be all slippery but to make it easier to slide across his body/chest, etc.
Spiderman Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 Skip the oil. There's nothing less attractive than a naked girl trying to be provocative while sliding all over the place and possibly pulling a groin muscle.
superconductor Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 Dark, I have an idea that may help. Come over to my place and do a few dances. I'll be able to give you some pointers (metaphorically speaking... I think).
littlekitty Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 How about looking for a local pole dancing lesson? They keep you fit, and teach you exactly how to dance for a man...! As BO says, if you're not used to doing this, it can look awful...!! Spidy.. you didn't answer any of the questions...!
Spiderman Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 Spidy.. you didn't answer any of the questions...! Give me chance, give me chance...I'm on it! Why's that, thinking of offering me a dance LK? 1.) How do guys feel and think about their girlfriends dancing for them? I suppose if she had enough stamina, vision and dedication for the long hours and pole-chaffing routines I'd require, there may be a dirty wad of twenties in it for her. 2.) What would they be thinking at the time? Say if your girlfriend doesn't have that 'perfect' body would men still go 'wow she's sexy' or would they pay attention to the stretch marks or whatnot? Luckily my SO is of physical perfection! If she was a lump I'd maybe have to discourage any oiled up naked dancing type antics! 3.) Would they appreciate that she's comfortable doing this for him and would that be more of a turn on? I'd say... I suppose a good lap dance once a week helps to keep the old juices flowin'! 4.) Do guys enjoy it if the girl sits on his stomach and masterbates for him? Or would they prefer her off of him and laying on the bed or sitting in the chair? Either, or... 5.) Anything in particular a guy likes the girl to wear while dancing or stripping? She could wear anything she wants, but it has to show some decency. i.e Crutch-less knickers are acceptable! 6) Any certain moves a girl does that guys would enjoy the most? Don't worry about the cliché, gyrate in a wild stereotypical “stripper” fashion, try some old-fashioned burlesque moves, bump and circle those hips, showcase a part of your body (an arm, a leg, a breast) by slowly dragging your hand along it (be coy), be expressive with your face—smile, pout, wink, pant, lick, slurp!! Yeeeeeha! I'm getting quite hot under the collar... 7) lastly, would this stop the cheating! Haha I just had to ask. ;x Naughty me. I wouldn't care to comment - a whole new thread! Note: Not all fruits make good names for dancer. For instance, who wants some chick named Bananas or Apricot grinding on the old Johnson, not me. Choose a cute name like Cherry or Peaches, and watch the money pour out of your G-string.
littlekitty Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 Give me chance, give me chance...I'm on it! Why's that, thinking of offering me a dance LK? Now, now Spidy...! Only my SO would be lucky enough to get a dance from this Kitty!!
Author DarkShadows Posted September 6, 2006 Author Posted September 6, 2006 Haha spiderman you make it sound like I am trying out to become a stripper! I certainly am not. lol Just wanted to know a few techniques. My first time here.. I do know how to move... Not as good as a whore but I do know how to move my body in a sexual manner. Got the hips
DeeBrod83 Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 I'd try Carmen Electra's Strip Workout tapes! Makes me hot just doing them, and gives you a workout so you're comfortable doing it! Can't beat that!
blind_otter Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 I was going to suggest, but Dee beat me to it. Get the Carmen Electra tapes. Plus, when you work out you feel more confident about yourself. I always feel a lot sexier right after I finish an intense workout for some reason. Oh yeah, endorphins. The key, IMO, is body confidence. Think of Buffalo Bill in "Silence of the Lambs" in that hilarious scene where he tucks his weenis up and parades in front of the mirror. Now that's confidence, even in psychosis. He keeps saying "I would **** me!"
Green Posted September 6, 2006 Posted September 6, 2006 What is an SO? Stripping can be cool and you obviously want to do it. If the guy is dating you he's going to like looking at you naked no matter what you look like because you are basicaly saying I'd like to see that girl naked some day if you date some one or something like that.
Spiderman Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 Now, now Spidy...! Only my SO would be lucky enough to get a dance from this Kitty!! Lucky, lucky man!
Spiderman Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 Haha spiderman you make it sound like I am trying out to become a stripper! I certainly am not. lol There's good money to be made! Please send all auditions tapes - C/O Spidy 10 Love lane Baby Oil Avenue G-stringsworth B00B5 ENGLAND
littlekitty Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 There's good money to be made! Please send all auditions tapes - C/O Spidy 10 Love lane Baby Oil Avenue G-stringsworth B00B5 ENGLAND I reakon Spidy knows something about this stripping business....!!
Spiderman Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 I reakon Spidy knows something about this stripping business....!! You recognise the address don't you LK!
littlekitty Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 You recognise the address don't you LK! I've been sending my tapes for months with no response......!!
Spiderman Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 I've been sending my tapes for months with no response......!! I'm still vetting said material
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