burning 4 revenge Posted August 14, 2006 Posted August 14, 2006 You are cute. I love your humor. Would you like to go out on a date with me? Oh, now I'm getting jealous
Mollyanna Posted August 14, 2006 Posted August 14, 2006 lol that is pretty funny TP. maybe that is why I try never to go to the bathroom in a potential boyfriend's house. I won't even pee unless he is far enough way that he won't hear. or I run the water. rofl. If I would have had that emergency, I would have found a way to go out your bathroom window to never be seen again.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted August 14, 2006 Author Posted August 14, 2006 lol... we were at HER place. And let me tell you, there is nothing more romantic than soft music, dimmed lights, and the gentle strains of a bowel movement coming from the next room. God, give me strength! -tp
Ariadne Posted August 14, 2006 Posted August 14, 2006 Hey, she had to run to the can.... She spent most of the next hour and a half in there. Oh no! (how embarrassing and for that long) But hey, at least is an improvement. This time you didn't have to see your ex driving by in the car. Ariadne
Mollyanna Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 TP, this thread was part of my phone conversation this evening. i was telling a friend about this board and then said "oh wait, you gotta hear this date horror story". I read her a bit of this thread from today and she thought you were hilarious. She said you can definitely tell he's a comedian.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted August 15, 2006 Author Posted August 15, 2006 lol thanks... The truly funny part is, the story is 100% true! But yeah, I'm a comedian..... Apparently, my best material writes itself. -tp
burning 4 revenge Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 So now your signature tp has a different connotation in my mind. By the way, are you going to see her again?
Author Teacher's Pet Posted August 15, 2006 Author Posted August 15, 2006 Uhh... I guess so....... I have to admit, that was probably the toughest question I've been asked in a long time. The whole bowel thing kinda freaks me out.. -tp
Author Teacher's Pet Posted August 15, 2006 Author Posted August 15, 2006 *takes out The Kama Sutra, and makes some additions to some of the illustrations* THAT. -tp
burning 4 revenge Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 *takes out The Kama Sutra, and makes some additions to some of the illustrations* THAT. -tp:lmao::lmao::lmao: That's f*cking hilarious
burning 4 revenge Posted August 15, 2006 Posted August 15, 2006 Would'nt she just run to the bathroom, though. It's not like it's dysentary
Author Teacher's Pet Posted August 15, 2006 Author Posted August 15, 2006 Generally, I prefer my women not to run OUT of the room during lovemaking. I usually don't need a random bowel movement to ruin the moment. Somehow, I seem to find my own ways. -tp
AriaIncognito Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Methinks maybe you're just trying to think of reasons not to date someone, instead of just admitting you're not ready to move on yet... But that's just me ;-) Jennifer
Mollyanna Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 maybe you just shouldn't feed her on your dates...
Author Teacher's Pet Posted August 16, 2006 Author Posted August 16, 2006 Methinks maybe you're just trying to think of reasons not to date someone, instead of just admitting you're not ready to move on yet... But that's just me ;-) Jennifer Methinks maybe I don't wanna be pooped on! lol But perhaps, it's God's way of telling me I'm not ready yet...... "...and the Lord said.... let there be poop................." haha -tp (which does NOT stand for toilet paper!)
Author Teacher's Pet Posted August 17, 2006 Author Posted August 17, 2006 So tonight, PooPoo Girl (her new nickname, I guess!) texts me telling me she wants to see me again..... This is a huge Seinfeld moment for me..... Can I deal with her ummm....condition? I swear, this stuff only happens to me. Maybe I can buy her panties that say "Sh*t Happens" -tp
burning 4 revenge Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 So tonight, PooPoo Girl (her new nickname, I guess!) texts me telling me she wants to see me again..... This is a huge Seinfeld moment for me..... Can I deal with her ummm....condition? I swear, this stuff only happens to me. Maybe I can buy her panties that say "Sh*t Happens" -tp :lmao:
Touche Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 She asked whether you'd see her again? You should tell her "That Depends!":lmao:
burning 4 revenge Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 or that you'd love to see her, but you're pooped out
burning 4 revenge Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 tell her that you're sick and tired of all of her sh*t
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