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Depends: How big is the ring, your wallet, and your d*ck?:lmao:

 

jk. In conclusion...... yes. And in a few years we can have a divorce party!! (they are all the rage right now)

Oh, KM you've made me the happiest internet troll in the world!!!! Out of the things you listed, only my wallet is big, I think I have like forty singles in it left over from Cheetah's the other day.

It's alright, we'll get through it together, you and me.

 

I feel bad for Outcast, Lindya, Tink, B O and all the other girls on this site that I dated without their knowing it, but it's okay, there's other fish in the sea. Alpha is out there for one.

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I feel bad for Outcast, Lindya, Tink, B O and all the other girls on this site that I dated without their knowing it, but it's okay,

They didn't know cause your equipment is only like 0.5" :lmao:

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buzz off! I've already got dibs :laugh:

 

I have this thing for tortured women

 

 

Great! I have a thing for torturing guys... I mean, if you're into that sort of thing. ;)

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Great! I have a thing for torturing guys... I mean, if you're into that sort of thing. ;)
Are you leaving me for Alpha just because you now know my equipment is 0.5?

 

Alpha, you're a homewrecker!

 

I hope Outcast will take me back, but now that she knows I was dating her in the first place it seems doubtful

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Are you leaving me for Alpha just because you now know my equipment is 0.5?

 

Alpha, you're a homewrecker!

 

I hope Outcast will take me back, but now that she knows I was dating her in the first place it seems doubtful

 

B4R- Your additction to internet polygamy is worrying... maybe you should start a thread and we can help you work through this problem. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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life is laughing at me too!!!

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The hilarity continues...

 

One of our sale's rep's gfs left him about the same time as my break-up. (I have such a schoolgirl crush on him too:love: ) Turns out they're back together now.

 

Someone I know has to have a seriously f---ed up break up or divorce or something because I'm tired of standing alone in my lonely corner.

 

>KM glares at the world<:p

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One of our sale's rep's gfs left him about the same time as my break-up. (I have such a schoolgirl crush on him too:love: ) Turns out they're back together now.

Rest assured KM that it most likely won't last...:lmao:

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KM - I know how you feel!

 

I missed the 'getting married boat' (all my friends did that about 4 years ago) and now I'm missing the having babies boat too. Everyone I know is having kids (which I'd love to, if I found an appropriate man and hopefully a secure loving relationship).

 

I've been rejected by 2 men in the last 6 months - this is good going even for me!

 

The first, long term bf who wasn't sure if he wanted to be with me or sleep with 20 year old women, unfortunately I wasn't willing to stick around while he worked that out, so technically I broke up with him as I'm not into open relationships.

 

Number 2 the guy I've been seeing for the last 2 weeks has returned to his home town, he said he'd call/write - he hasn't. He was fairly clear that 'we don't have a future together' before he left so its best that I don't contact him. :(

 

My extremely commitment phobic ex (from about 4 years ago) got married late last year. Obviously not commitmet phobic with her!

 

*sigh* I feel like one of those American movies that I should go around all my ex's and ask what the hell is wrong with me, as it's certainly looking like me and not them!

 

Someone please show me a crap relationship soon, not all these ones where everyone is really happy and about to have children..... sigh...

 

Someone else please hit one of these 2 guys above and show them I'm the best thing since sliced bread and that they want to be with me, only me.

 

You've got to keep smiling right...

>B_G smiles at the world through gritty teeth<

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Rest assured KM that it most likely won't last...:lmao:

 

Good- I kinda wanna jump him. But it's WAAAAAY too weird because the gf has the same first name as me. Still.....:love:

 

Damn accents... those things are like instant panty removers....:love::lmao:

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But it's WAAAAAY too weird because the gf has the same first name as me.

You're both called KITTEN? Weird! :p

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You're both called KITTEN? Weird! :p

 

That would be kinda hot I suppose.... threesomewise. :lmao:

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KM gives Life the finger :rolleyes:
Try giving a hand! ;)

 

Some things come later. It's not over until it's over.

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Marrige is only good in your fantasy mind until you get there try it, its overrated. Honestly is marrige all that great is its cracked out to be? And plus nothing lasts forever neither does pain.

 

I think you know all the advice given to you its just a matter of time to truely feel better about a whole lot of things

 

I meen look at all the celebritys marriges. Always end up going down hill haha

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KM - I know how you feel!

The first, long term bf who wasn't sure if he wanted to be with me or sleep with 20 year old women/quote]

 

 

I know how you feel. The same thing happened here, except that she was sure she wanted to sleep with twenty year olds

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Ug, marriage is the last thing in the world I put on a pedestal. I NEVER wanted to get married prior to the last sick months of my relationship. Now I'd like to get married someday, but I'm never going to be a picket fence 2.5 kids and a dog minivan soccer mom.

 

I don't think marriage is over-rated, but I don't see it as a goal either. Those bride who look for "fill-in-the-blank" grooms freak me out!

 

My latest friends who got married (the infamous wedding I attended with my ex) are exactly what I want. They're so cute, and they are so much on the same wavelength on most things, but those areas where they're not, that's where their individual lives happen. (Actually, that's usually where I come in... i geek out with the husband when the wife can't handle it:laugh:)

 

Anyways, I've seen good marriages... and I want it!!!!!!!:lmao:

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