burning 4 revenge Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 alright, i'm thinning significantly on the crown. so, should i grow a french-painter goatee and adopt a posture like paul gaugin?
blind_otter Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 eugh. I vote no. Balding men with facial hair make me creeped out. chester the molester.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted August 7, 2006 Author Posted August 7, 2006 eugh. I vote no. Balding men with facial hair make me creeped out. chester the molester.hmm, i see your point. i don't think anyone would mistake me for a molester, though. i'm only 32 and i have big hazel eyes with long girly lashes
Outcast Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 I don't like goatees unless they're accompanied by 'staches. You could go soul patch. But losing hair focuses the gaze on eyes. IMHO, it's all good. Go Salvador Dali moustache if you really want to make a splash
alphamale Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 bad idea b4 unless you want to attract homosexual attention.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted August 7, 2006 Author Posted August 7, 2006 bad idea b4 unless you want to attract homosexual attention. i thought it was mustaches that were gay
KittenMoon Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 so, should i grow a french-painter goatee and adopt a posture like paul gaugin? i don't think anyone would mistake me for a molester, though. Gaugin was into underage girls. Just sayin'.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted August 7, 2006 Author Posted August 7, 2006 Gaugin was into underage girls. Just sayin'. is that true? it was a gaugin quote that gave me my handle. i always liked the guy's paintings and his comments in interviews. hmm, maybe i'll have to reconsider this gaugin thing
blind_otter Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 my dad has this long, elaborate handlebar moustache. He waxes the ends of it and curls the ends up in these intricate curly-cues. I think you should go that route. And then being to develop an affectation involving wiggling your eyebrows as you curl the ends of your 'stache suggestively. Ooooh it makes me mildly aroused just thinking about it....
Author burning 4 revenge Posted August 7, 2006 Author Posted August 7, 2006 my dad has this long, elaborate handlebar moustache. He waxes the ends of it and curls the ends up in these intricate curly-cues. I think you should go that route. And then being to develop an affectation involving wiggling your eyebrows as you curl the ends of your 'stache suggestively. Ooooh it makes me mildly aroused just thinking about it.... the milwaukee brewers used to have this pitcher named rollie fingers who wore a handle-bar msutache. i think he may have been a pervert. nothing against your dad though
blind_otter Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 makes ya think. Definately don't do the soul patch, man. Oh why don't you get some mutton chops. I always wondered why those went out of style. Then you could grow them into your 'stache and have one U-shaped mass of facial hair.
Outcast Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 What's wrong with the soul patch there? Ol' Gaugin has one. The moustache and soul patch make all the difference, IMHO. It's the stupid goatee all by itself that make me think of cheesy representations of Satan.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted August 8, 2006 Author Posted August 8, 2006 okay, so i read about gaugin and apparently it's true he was a pedophile. i've never linked the two in my mind -goatees and pedophilia-has anbody else ever heard of such a thing?
Outcast Posted August 8, 2006 Posted August 8, 2006 Most photos of pedophiles I've seen on TV show no goatee. You might want to check with (insert name of any one of dozens of music and movie stars here), though.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted August 8, 2006 Author Posted August 8, 2006 Most photos of pedophiles I've seen on TV show no goatee. You might want to check with (insert name of any one of dozens of music and movie stars here), though. yeah, i agree. for instance, g.g. never sported a goatee
Outcast Posted August 8, 2006 Posted August 8, 2006 And if you call Johnny Depp a pedophile, you'll be ripped into molecules by millions of females.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted August 8, 2006 Author Posted August 8, 2006 And if you call Johnny Depp a pedophile, you'll be ripped into molecules by millions of females.why, who's he with?
Author burning 4 revenge Posted August 9, 2006 Author Posted August 9, 2006 okay, so i went in the bathroom about half an hour ago and noticed a bunch of gray hairs in my goatee. so much for it making me look younger! well, off it went. and that whole theory about facial hair picking up some of the slack for the hair you're loosing on your head doesn't seem to work. at least i still have the babyface.
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