selenakitten Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 I've never heard that before. So every time a guy has a full bladder, he gets an erection? I don't think so. yes this is part of the reason, even my husband said so...
Sideburns Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 ha Ha HA! I'd just like to go on record as saying I love being a man and it's the best part of my day, and morning wood is great, it keeps me from rolling out of bed. And there was some bashing of the so called "immaturity" of waving the morning wood in the air, don't get me wrong there's a time and a place for everything but if you can't laugh at that and have a sense of humor once in awhile then that's a crying shame. That being said, he has no right to be completely P.O.'d at you for saying that you want to sleep, but judging by your picture I'm pretty certain he'll get over it tout de suite.
whichwayisup Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 yes this is part of the reason, even my husband said so... They can get hard-on's, they just can't pee with it like that. Well, I guess they could but what a mess!
selenakitten Posted August 3, 2006 Posted August 3, 2006 better than waking up with him coming on your face (jerking off) like my ex-husband used to do to me!! gross
Rikka Posted August 4, 2006 Posted August 4, 2006 better than waking up with him coming on your face (jerking off) like my ex-husband used to do to me!! gross That's AWFUL! As for morning sex.... I LOVE IT! Tis a shame that darling SO is rarely in the mood for it. So I get in trouble. Tragically my sexdrive doubles his and more, I'm pretty much always in the mood.
UnknowingOW Posted August 4, 2006 Posted August 4, 2006 I was naive when in my 1st week of marriage....many, many moons ago. I keep thinking, "Dear God...are you kidding me...is he really wanting sex at this time every morning????" My then new, now Ex H said..."oh honey, don't worry...that's a pee pee erection...I'll let ya know if I'm wanting sex!" LOL Here I am 20 years later and Love morning sex. Thankfully, not with the Ex H!!!
nicki Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Do what I do. Offer him the "sleepy" version of morning sex....only if you want to....That's where you lie on your side. He lies behind you and does all the work....and he gets a nice view of your morning butt. Most guys just want you to smile and notice their morning wood with complete adoration and virginal surprise at its enormous size. They don't always want to do anything with it. Your boyfriend will get over it and learn that he can't have you whenever he wants. Keeps his um, interest, up.
johan Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...and he gets a nice view of your morning butt. Is that a different kind of butt? Is there something I should know? Most guys just want you to smile and notice their morning wood with complete adoration and virginal surprise at its enormous size. You make it sound trivial. It's quite important. And insincere adoration is little better than indifference, unless the guy is particularly dense. I'm not in favor of the "fake it" response. I'm more in favor of the "learn to love it, and take it how when and where I give it to you" school of thought. YOU can be the silly child. I'll be the man.
nicki Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Hey, Johan....relax, I was only being playful. Isn't morning sex usually of the playful variety? It is for me and my boyfriend. He loves it when I smile and compliment him on his morning wood.....("morning butt" is just a play on words, not a different butt. Just like an erection is the same erection anytime of the day.) Didn't mean to trivialize anything as sacred and serious as the male ego. Quite the opposite, actually. I genuinely love morning wood. Any adoration is quite real as I am verbalizing it...
nicki Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 I was thinking about your philosophy of "Learn to love it, and take it how and when I give it to you." Could you please explain what you mean? Isn't that what the poster is upset about with her boyfriend? He seems to have the same attitude.
nicki Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Oh, thanks, Outcast. I was getting my Irish up for nothin'!
johan Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Sorry. I was kidding. I don't use a lot of smileys. There was some seriousness in my post though. But I would never inflict my wood on an unwilling girl though. For one thing, that's a bit selfish. For another, the dry receptacle is not very satisfying. The "take it how when and where I give it to you" approach is rarely succesful. Which I'm sure P1xie's boyfriend is finding out.
nicki Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 Whew! I was worried there for a minute, Johan. Glad you have a sense of humor. More smileys would help.
stoopid_guy Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 Do what I do. Offer him the "sleepy" version of morning sex....only if you want to....That's where you lie on your side. He lies behind you and does all the work....and he gets a nice view of your morning butt. Now that's a great way to start the day! Rub her back, caress that cute "morning butt," soft kisses on the back of her neck... sweet and slow...
Candied-Heart Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 Now that's a great way to start the day! Rub her back, caress that cute "morning butt," soft kisses on the back of her neck... sweet and slow... Mmmm. Good morning!
nicki Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 Stoopid Guy needs to be renamed "Smart and Sexy Guy." That's the kind of morning lovin' I'm talking about!
stoopid_guy Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 Stoopid Guy needs to be renamed "Smart and Sexy Guy." That's the kind of morning lovin' I'm talking about! Awww! Shucks!
Pink Amulet Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 Yeah, you just won some female fans on here boy
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