P1xie Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 My b-f is all poed this morning because he woke me up to have sex and frankly I was enjoying my most needed sleep and really wasn't interested. What is with guys and wanting sex early in the am? Gets up with his morning wood all proud. What am I suppose to do??? Clap? Hooray you have a *ard-on Once in a while it's fine but I don't think someone should get all mad at you for it. Isn't that what his self love lotion is for. The times he isn't getting any from his SO?
Tony T Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 My b-f is all poed this morning because he woke me up to have sex and frankly I was enjoying my most needed sleep and really wasn't interested. What is with guys and wanting sex early in the am? Gets up with his morning wood all proud. What am I suppose to do??? Clap? Hooray you have a *ard-on Once in a while it's fine but I don't think someone should get all mad at you for it. Isn't that what his self love lotion is for. The times he isn't getting any from his SO? You really can't win with women. If a guy doesn't ask for it at all kinds of strange times, she thinks we aren't attracted to her or we've somehow lost interest. Unfortunately, I'm past the stage of wanting sex early in the morning. Two eggs overeasy with toast and orange juice is more my style. HAHA!
superconductor Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Morning wood is usually the result of a full bladder. And vigorous humping on a full bladder, for either partner, is fraught with danger... gotta towel?
Touche Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Morning wood is usually the result of a full bladder. And vigorous humping on a full bladder, for either partner, is fraught with danger... gotta towel? I've never heard that before. So every time a guy has a full bladder, he gets an erection? I don't think so.
magichands Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 I've never heard that before. So every time a guy has a full bladder, he gets an erection? I don't think so. How else are you supposed to know when to pee?
burning 4 revenge Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 How else are you supposed to know when to pee? :lmao: if that's you in your avatar i'd be upset too
johan Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Morning wood is usually the result of a full bladder. Nice theory, Doc! Also, for the record, erect nipples are due to too much milk. And when my hair stands on end, it's because my brain is growing.
burning 4 revenge Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 morning wood is the result of a spike in testosterone that occurs during sleep. testosterone and human growth hormone levels rise sharply during certain phases of the sleep cycle
superconductor Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 I've never heard that before. So every time a guy has a full bladder, he gets an erection? I don't think so. No, it usually happens just in the morning. Penile erection usually results from sexual stimulation and/or arousal, but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder...[/i]
abitconfused Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Most guys this problem sometimes and can relate to waking up having a full blatter with one but never considered sex to relieve it.
Pink Amulet Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 :lmao: if that's you in your avatar i'd be upset too I was going to say!!! If it is you... no wonder he has more important needs than sleeping!
Author P1xie Posted July 29, 2006 Author Posted July 29, 2006 You really can't win with women. If a guy doesn't ask for it at all kinds of strange times, she thinks we aren't attracted to her or we've somehow lost interest I never said that I didn't think he wasn't attracted to me. I was just upset on his reaction when I didn't want to. Even more so now since it seems it happens a lot in the morning. I don't understand it. If they get morning wood, it doesn't seem like it's, I don't want to use the word real. I don't know what word to use. It seems like it's not all that important to relieve themselves. I know we don't have sex every morning, nor does he take care of himself every morning. I was also upset with the way he wakes me up. I don't want to be too graphic but he will stand over me and basically wave it in front of me. That's why made the comment Hooray etc. BTW the Avator is me, but like with anybody else after 6 years I'm kind of old news. Honestly I think that is the only reason him keeps me around.
magichands Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 I don't want to be too graphic but he will stand over me and basically wave it in front of me. Is he an aspiring magician?
stoopid_guy Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 I was also upset with the way he wakes me up. I don't want to be too graphic but he will stand over me and basically wave it in front of me. That's why made the comment Hooray etc. Tell him to get up, brush his teeth, come back to bed and wake you with a back rub and he might have better luck.
norajane Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 If they get morning wood, it doesn't seem like it's, I don't want to use the word real. I don't know what word to use. It seems like it's not all that important to relieve themselves. I know what you mean, sweets. It's like, it's morning wood...it's not about his deep passion and love for you, it's a body function! So get over it dude, I need my beauty sleep! Sometimes it's fun to take advantage of the morning salute, but no, I don't think it should be viewed as a traumatic rejection if you aren't in the mood.
Tony T Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 I never said that I didn't think he wasn't attracted to me. I was just upset on his reaction when I didn't want to. Even more so now since it seems it happens a lot in the morning. I don't understand it. If they get morning wood, it doesn't seem like it's, I don't want to use the word real. I don't know what word to use. It seems like it's not all that important to relieve themselves. I know we don't have sex every morning, nor does he take care of himself every morning. I was also upset with the way he wakes me up. I don't want to be too graphic but he will stand over me and basically wave it in front of me. That's why made the comment Hooray etc. BTW the Avator is me, but like with anybody else after 6 years I'm kind of old news. Honestly I think that is the only reason him keeps me around. I do think you have to talk to him about this very seriously. I think it's a simple matter of respect for him to honor your wishes. This may be a bit of a selfish streak in him. I'm sure if he's reasonable at all this can be worked out but I think you're going to have to assert yourself here. The manner of his awaking you, which you described, doesn't sound so complimentary either...although I'm not so sure there would be any good way of doing it. I personally would never, ever wake a woman up so I could bang her. To me, that's just a terrible thing to do...but that's me.
HopefulOne Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Personally, I like morning wood if you want to call it that. It's a great way to start the day and yes sometimes it is about you, not just the fact that he woke up with one. Although, I think that he could have woken you up in much better ways, standing over someone and waving is like hey look what I got for you... He certainly shouldn't be mad at you for it, that's just immature.
norajane Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 The manner of his awaking you, which you described, doesn't sound so complimentary either...although I'm not so sure there would be any good way of doing it. Oh, but there is.... ...for me it would be soft, delicate, lingering touches around my ribcage, tummy, and breasts, eventually leading to my nipples...maybe venturing south for a moment, and then back up. Delicate kisses along my neck or arm...maybe then to my breasts... Poking me with his erection or waving it at me...no, not the right way to do it.
KittenMoon Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Sometimes it's fun to take advantage of the morning salute, but no, I don't think it should be viewed as a traumatic rejection if you aren't in the mood. Haha. I used to like this... especially when he was still partially asleep... I could just climb on and enjoy myself. "Good morning honey!"
whichwayisup Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Morning sex is great! My hubby knows I need to go the bathroom first, but that doesn't seem to bother him or his hard-on. He'll wait afew more mins... I DO like morning sex. It's a waste of a natural hard-on if you don't play with it.
magichands Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 It's a waste of a natural hard-on if you don't play with it. That's an excellent point. Like a rechargeable battery, it can only be used a certain number of times.
lovesickened Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 whatever - im just sick to death of woman and there pathetically low drives for sex. Whats worng with sex in the morning? sex in the middle of the night? it just seems that guys can never get the timing part right. Let go - relax and just play along until you know u cannot let him stop. Wanting more sex is perfectly natural for a guy and woman should seriously just let spontaneouty play a part. Or just inject yourselves with something so we can be happy. I know there are very horny woman out there its just a pity that its only like 1 in 100 woman. Woman.............always complaining about sex, get over it, its part of life. in need of more sex. BIG UP
Outcast Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 im just sick to death of woman and there pathetically low drives for sex. Yeah, dagnab it. It's SUCH a pain that God didn't make them with five times the testosterone so that they, too, would want to hump anything anytime.
basscatcher Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 Ahhhh morning sex. The best. Nothing better then waking up next to the full salute. Dang it, take advantage of it. They usually last longer in the mornings. After a lazy, relaxing slumber, all cozy, warm and snuggled under the covers a little electric slide just gets my energy going in the mornings. One little bumb and rub and I'm like a female cat in heat with her tail in the air.... Woooooooooooooooooo!! :lmao:
Author P1xie Posted August 2, 2006 Author Posted August 2, 2006 whatever - im just sick to death of woman and there pathetically low drives for sex. Whats worng with sex in the morning? sex in the middle of the night? it just seems that guys can never get the timing part right. I'm sick of death of guys throwing little tantrums just because women maynot be in the mood every time they are. Get a blow up doll! They don't talk and are always willing
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