Guest Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 One thing women don't get about men is how our entire self identity and worth is in some way tied to our cocks. Think about it. We always throw around the phrase "big dick" to denote an alpha succussful male and "small dick" when we want to point out someone is a loser. We always imaging the guy with the big cock to be the guy who has got it made in all aspects of life. In fact - I'm willing to bet that many men would rather be born with a big cock and into middle class family that with a 4 inch cock and a super-rich family. Having the big cock has no substitute for being the ultimate symbol of the male favored by nature to be naturally superior. I'd so far as to say that most of us would imagine life to be without purpose if our cock was amputated. Imagine that life - most of us can't. We just think about how we'd off ourselves. Life, at least during our sexual years is all about our maleness, our sex organ. Now when you first fell in love with your spouse - remember how she admired your cock? She fondled it, sucked it, told you how perfect it is and how estatic it made her feel when you slid it inside her. Maybe some of your spouses gave it a name even. She could barely keep her hands off of it and couldn't stop telling you how great and special it was. During that time she made you feel like a sexual demi-god, which in turn made you feel like an aplha male - proud and powerful. Fast forward 5 or so years. The cock is still the barometer of your self-worth as it was before. But now the wife can barely stand looking at it much less touch it. She no longer admires it in any way and in fact you seem to have noticed her show some distaste a few times wnhen it gets hard. She rejects your cock, she rejects your maleness. She rejects you. You're no longer the alpha male in her eyes. You're just a dud. This rejection is severe. It hits at the core of your reason to be here. This rejection is far worse than the ladies imagine because they don't have an anatomical equivalent of the cock themselves. But this rejection has left their marriage in a very vulnerable state. Now comes the lady in the office or that one in the coffee shop that you see every so often. Now she starts paying attention to you and before long you're in the sack with her. Now guess who loves the cock? Now you feel validated again. Here you were starting to think you were a dud - but now this fine young lady loves your cock and can't get enough of it. You're back! You're an alpha again! It's what you always wanted back all along ..!
Tony T Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 I have to agree with you. They don't call me "tripod" for nothing. I have always considered my penis to be the center of my universe. I've gotten on every mailing list dealing with the male sex organ since email was created. I've ordered every product and it's gotten so long now they call me the "Drag King." I had to move out of my condominium and into a condomaximum. Sounds to me like you're on to something here...
quankanne Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 so THAT'S what the "T" stands for in your name!!! interesting theory – there's prolly more truth to it than not.
Hard2Think Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Better get the ole flame suit on, friend. Although I have to admit that there may be some truth to this theory of yours.
a4a Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 :lmao: I choked on this one. (not a penis I choked on). This is hilarious and probably true! Perhaps wedding vows need to be changed to allow for the penis to be included as a separate but united entity in marriage? Do you take this penis, to love, honor, and cherish, if flaccid or erect, in your mouth, anus, or vagina until death do you part? I now pronounce you husband, wife, and penis. Maybe men would take the vows more seriously if they involved their penis in them?
K1llpr0n Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 could be true...or it could be the fact that guys tend to get tired of their girlfriends after a while. they seem to get boring... then they move onto porn. but once that starts to get old..they have no choice but to see other people while keeping their current girlfriend on the side. cant go wrong with that...
UnknowingOW Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 You have some valid points, however...there is another organ which will take control eventually. As long as men believe their "cock" is the center of their universe then they are in for a rude awakening. Don't get me wrong...I personally like the "cock." That being said, when the wife learns your "cock" has gone elsewhere; the "cock" will no longer in control and you'll go back. Then it's not the "cock" that is speaking...no, no, no, no...it's that other tool...your brain. Which you should have used to begin with before your "cock" found somewhere else to go. And if you think your "cock" will be the center of the universe when you go home...you might want to re-tool your thought process with your brain...cause that "cock" universe won't be seen for a long time...lol. As for being the Alpha Male...you need to ask him...I'm sure he'll add his 2 cents in too.
norajane Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 :lmao: I choked on this one. (not a penis I choked on). This is hilarious and probably true! Perhaps wedding vows need to be changed to allow for the penis to be included as a separate but united entity in marriage? Do you take this penis, to love, honor, and cherish, if flaccid or erect, in your mouth, anus, or vagina until death do you part? I now pronounce you husband, wife, and penis. Maybe men would take the vows more seriously if they involved their penis in them? It's like Charlotte said in Sex and the City: "TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis! I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!"
a4a Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 It's like Charlotte said in Sex and the City: "TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis! I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!" The penis responds best to positive reinforcement. It is best to ignore it's bad behaviors and reward its good ones.............
Sassy Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 It's like Charlotte said in Sex and the City: "TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis! I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!" I was just thinking of that too when i read that norajane! I love that show:D
Mz. Pixie Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 :lmao: I choked on this one. (not a penis I choked on). This is hilarious and probably true! Perhaps wedding vows need to be changed to allow for the penis to be included as a separate but united entity in marriage? Do you take this penis, to love, honor, and cherish, if flaccid or erect, in your mouth, anus, or vagina until death do you part? I now pronounce you husband, wife, and penis. Maybe men would take the vows more seriously if they involved their penis in them? You seriously have one of the best sense of humor on LS.
a4a Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 You seriously have one of the best sense of humor on LS. Well for cripes sakes I have to have a good sense of humor. Just look at me. <<<<--------------- me
Mz. Pixie Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Well for cripes sakes I have to have a good sense of humor. Just look at me. <<<<--------------- me Whatever! I've seen your husband's pic and I know that's not you! Hey, by the way, has AC been around lately? I haven't seen him.
whichwayisup Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 She rejects your cock Yeah I read that as she ejects your cock! This theory makes sense. I can see exactly what you're talking about Willis!
a4a Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Whatever! I've seen your husband's pic and I know that's not you! Hey, by the way, has AC been around lately? I haven't seen him. No sign of AC but I bet I could tame his Mr. Wiggles! ummmmm H is yummmy..... ummmmm on his way home to have his penis worshipped by me. I worshipped it last night. My goodness this thread is on target. I am going out with him tonight and I plan to remind him all night about how magnificent his penis is...... I will report back with findings this weekend.
Ladyjane14 Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Now when you first fell in love with your spouse - remember how she admired your cock?.... Fast forward 5 or so years. The cock is still the barometer of your self-worth as it was before. But now the wife can barely stand looking at it much less touch it. She no longer admires it in any way and in fact you seem to have noticed her show some distaste a few times wnhen it gets hard. She rejects your cock, she rejects your maleness. She rejects you. That's because 'the cock' has betrayed her. In the beginning, she believed that the cock was responding to HER... a complete woman; her beauty, her thoughts, her warmth, her smile, her hardwon knowledge. She was empowered by what she perceived as her own special effect on the cock. But after a time, she realized that the cock was a dumb and blind thing. It didn't care about her. It only cared about embedding itself in female flesh. It didn't care how she felt, or what she thought, or what her favorite color was. Hell, sometimes it didn't even care if she was there or not. It responded to porn, or even other women just the same as it had responded to her. She was NOTHING to that cock, just a collection of orifaces for it's gratification. She wasn't special. She was just a 'hole' for the cock to use. There's two sides to every story, Guest. When a man gives his cock the use of his vocal chords... bad things happen. A smart man will allow his cock to feed only upon a happy woman. And he'll make damn certain that his woman is as happy as he can make her....so his cock can feed frequently. A VERY smart man... will never allow his cock to reveal itself as the dumb and blind beast it is. And a man who's already let the 'cat out of the bag' will be wise to separate his higher brain functions from his baser desires. He will very quickly explain to his woman that he doesn't take orders from his cock... that he is a MAN first and foremost, and that he, the man, is emotionally responsive to his woman. He will educate her and reassure her for as long as it takes. And when she understands the cock in the way he understands the cock.... she will be a happy and secure woman. Thusly, does the cock again feed frequently, and both man and woman are happy.
whichwayisup Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Great post LJ! Cockpletely OOPS I mean completely makes sense too!
UnknowingOW Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 She was NOTHING to that cock, just a collection of orifaces for it's gratification. She wasn't special. She was just a 'hole' for the cock to use. As my mom would say...I'm not a watermelon with holes in it...
bunset Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 LadyJane, Thank you for your insight. I have to say, your observation also speaks a personal truth for the other side of the coin.
Hard2Think Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 But after a time, she realized that the cock was a dumb and blind thing. It didn't care about her. It only cared about embedding itself in female flesh. It didn't care how she felt, or what she thought, or what her favorite color was. Hell, sometimes it didn't even care if she was there or not. It responded to porn, or even other women just the same as it had responded to her. With all due respect, I'm not too sure I agree here. Porn and hookers are not even a close substitute for sex with a person you love and who is into you.
bunset Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 With all due respect, I'm not too sure I agree here. Porn and hookers are not even a close substitute for sex with a person you love and who is into you. OK, then be sure to express your love outside if the bedroom, too. In ways that respect the person you love, not just the way you think you should Otherwise, it's easy to assume what LJ said.
Ladyjane14 Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Thanks for the kind words ladies. I think this is just one of those things that almost every married couple goes through at some point or another. My husband and I had been married for quite a few years before I found out the truth about the cock. I was expecting our first, and was probably 6 or 7 months along, and had become kind of unwieldy and a bit uncomfortable. I just wasn't "in the mood" much. Well, you'd have thought I'd kicked him in the nuts or something the way he carried on. He pouted. He sulked. He said things that were... ahem.... unkind. Things didn't improve too much after the baby arrived. I got my six-week check-up and that was fine, 'cause in all actuality we'd already done it at 4-weeks. But still, I had a colicky baby hanging off my nipple all day long and there were days when I hadn't even had a shower yet by 3pm. He'd come home, I'd still be in my nightgown with my hair standing on end, dark circles under my eyes, smelling like spit-up on my shoulders, with a vacant expression on my face.... and he'd be like "oooh-let's-put-the-kid-down-for-a-nap-and-do-it". :confused: :confused: WTF. I mean seriously, I looked like a holocaust survivor. There's NO WAY he could've found that even remotely attractive. So, at this point I'm thinking 'Why don't you pry Cujo off my nipple for 15 minutes so I can have a shower and then I'll take a nap". But instead I say something politic like...."WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT SEX RIGHT NOW?" Which forces him to give me the "I'm-a-man-and-I-have-needs-and-I-didn't-get-married-to-live-like-a-monk-goddammit" speech. Of course, I've heard this one a few times before, but suddenly the lightbulb clicks on.... and I realize for the first time that "his needs" have nothing whatsoever to do with ME. And THAT sets the tone for the next decade or so. Because I didn't realize it at the time, but 'the cock' was doing his talking for him. It's only been the last couple of years that I've been able to differentiate between the rude table manners of the cock and the caring sweetness of the man. My man wouldn't treat me so thoughtlessly, but his cock has no such qualms of conscience.
SoCalCatman72 Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Men cheat because there is insufficient blood in the male body to operate the brain and the penis at the same time. ipso facto:p
stoopid_guy Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 With all due respect, I'm not too sure I agree here. Porn and hookers are not even a close substitute for sex with a person you love and who is into you. But I don't think our cocks care. Our hearts do, but not our cocks. My theory; Men have their "big heads," their hearts, and their "little heads." The little head is easy to please, he just wants a little friction and doesn't give a hoot where it comes from. Or hearts, on the other hand, want affection, security, and acceptance.
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