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how to pretend you're not a liar when you lie?

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I worked as a telamarketer for three years...it helps :)

 

---Hey! I had to put food on the table too!

how to pretend you're not a liar when you lie?
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It's very easy: just tell the truth. Why do you have to lie? Why would you want to lie? Only cowards lie.

 

But if you're still hellbent on lying, try this. Next time you're talking to someone and you need to tell a lie, grab your crotch like Michael Jackson does. That will instantly divert the person's attention off of the lie you're telling.

how to pretend you're not a liar when you lie?
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As a child, any time Michael Jackson had to lie to his parents he would grab his crotch and sing a song...and they never new he was telling an untruth.

 

You are a genius!

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