Guest Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 this is very embarrasing, but it is ruining my sex life with my fiance whom i love very dearly. here goes. I have a very keen sense of smell, wow this is hard, well, my fiance must have hemaroid problems, he is constantly scratching is butt bare fingered to bare butt, if you get my meaning, therefore I can smell it, by the way he was born with NO sense of smell. I dont want to hurt his feelings, but this is ruining our sex life, he senses something is wrong, but how could i possibly tell him????????????heeeellllp????
Guest Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 this is very embarrasing, but it is ruining my sex life with my fiance whom i love very dearly. here goes. I have a very keen sense of smell, wow this is hard, well, my fiance must have hemaroid problems, he is constantly scratching is butt bare fingered to bare butt, if you get my meaning, therefore I can smell it, by the way he was born with NO sense of smell. I dont want to hurt his feelings, but this is ruining our sex life, he senses something is wrong, but how could i possibly tell him????????????heeeellllp???? Oh hon, that is embarressing! Well, if telling him the truth is an ABSOLUTE no-no....then tell him you are getting too many urinary tract infections or yeast infections and that the doctor told you to tell your sex partner he must SCRUB his hands (and use a nail scrubber) with a special disinfectant soap before doing any sexy stuff. Find a liquid soap that you aren't allergic to and that you really love the smell of. Buy him a nail scrubber thing and explain to him that a lot of bacteria get trapped under the nails and you think that's why you are getting urinary tract infections (girls get them frequently from sexual activities) Maybe he'll wash up more for you!
ronnieromance Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 That's good advice, but it begs the question, "Am I a scumbag?" I mean, I'd walk. I'd tell them how absolutely classless that is, pack my s***, call my boy Tyrone and be out. Am I shallow? Is this not a deal breaker? I give you kudos, though for not just walking. You are resolute. -R-
Pink Amulet Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 You would leave someone if their fingers smelt like s*** RR? I really like the other guests idea.
sugarplum Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Touchy subject - literally. Sex in the shower? Say "I smell something, are there shoes in here with dog crap on them?" and see if he gets the hint. I dont know how I would handle it.
SmoochieFace Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 How could any person be so clueless? Yep, that's a dealbreaker. In fact, my XW had this *habit* of doing something very similar.
Pink Amulet Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 I don't think he is clueless. He doesn't have a sense of smell. Mind you, it is just unclean to partake in the action, especially not washing hands afterwards!
SmoochieFace Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 I don't think he is clueless. He doesn't have a sense of smell. Mind you, it is just unclean to partake in the action, especially not washing hands afterwards! That's why he's clueless... he needs to understand that his fingers are laden with bacteria and God knows what else after he scratches himself. He could be giving his gal pal a horrendous infection as a result. Wow... and I'm just about to have lunch too. Sweet.
typical Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 It might just be me but.... This: I have a very keen sense of smell as well as this: by the way he was born with NO sense of smell Would leave me to believe that you could smell a whole hell of a lot more than just this: he is constantly scratching is butt bare fingered to bare butt, if you get my meaning, therefore I can smell it, That is SERIOUSLY all you smell on him? Is ass fingers?? Not even foul fetid breath, or b.o. or crotch rot? Just ass fingers??!! Barring complete honesty,I liked this idea the best: then tell him you are getting too many urinary tract infections or yeast infections and that the doctor told you to tell your sex partner he must SCRUB his hands (and use a nail scrubber) with a special disinfectant soap before doing any sexy stuff. Say "I smell something :lmao: :lmao:
ronnieromance Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 You would leave someone if their fingers smelt like s*** RR? I really like the other guests idea. Baby, I'd be off like a prom dress. -R-
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