johan Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Some of you know the ups and downs during the time I've been here. You may have picked up on the fact the even recently I was still dealing with missing my ex and wanting to have things back the way they were. Well no more! I think I've found the love of my life. She comes from Europe, the Emerald Isle. She has a real deep character, complex personality. She's dark, with a blond head. She's always there for me when I want her, and she waits patiently for me to come home every day. I often find her in the kitchen. What really turns me on is that she goes down easy, whenever I want her to. She never hassles me about fixing things or cleaning up, and I can basically do whatever I want. She knows I'll always come back to her. It's amazing to think that so many of the things you search for in life can be found right under your nose if you just stop and pay attention. Her name is Guiness. And I love her.
tinktronik Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Amen to that Johan , I could use a cold one right now.
Art_Critic Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 she goes down easy Then she must be single Did you read the fine print on the can ?.. " drinking too many can result in beer goggles " or the possibilty of waking up next to someone you don't know
Touche Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 What a little tart! She'll just go down on anybody. She's not discriminating at all. Don't you care? Leave her alone too long and she'll turn flat and boring. She's very needy. Conditions need to be ideal or she won't be as satisfying. Very high-maintenance that one! She may make you feel good in the short term but the next day you'll hate yourself and wonder what you were thinking. You'll see. I'd go NC immediately if I were you! RUN, don't walk from this one!
Author johan Posted June 10, 2006 Author Posted June 10, 2006 What do YOU know about my Guiness? Tell me, have you spent any time getting to know her? I doubt it.
Art_Critic Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 What do YOU know about my Guiness? Tell me, have you spent any time getting to know her? I doubt it. Ah come on their are 5 more just like her in the 6 pack.. She is easy to open.. what else is there to know ?
Sand&Water Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 At first, when I read the title of your thread, I really thought you've found The One. Then it hit me! Yes, Beer can do that to your head. ::Thumbs Up:: Plus, she's tall and slim. You don't have to worry about weight issues.
Touche Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 What do YOU know about my Guiness? Tell me, have you spent any time getting to know her? I doubt it. Art, is right. There's plenty more like her. This type is a dime a dozen..(or should I say $8 a six-pack:laugh: ) I've seen her type before. She has a bubbly personality that will quickly turn flat before you know it. She's a floozy with very little substance. So I don't need to get to know her. You need something even more full-bodied and with more depth. A woman who won't leave you with a bitter after taste.
Author johan Posted June 10, 2006 Author Posted June 10, 2006 Well, I still love her, no matter what you say. I always have, and you know what? I always will!
Tim'sAngel Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 At first, when I read the title of your thread, I really thought you've found The One. Then it hit me! I thought so too!! I was really happy for ya!! Still am. She is a bit strong for me, but the SO really likes her. I get jealous every now and then, but hey even I know my place. I can't stand a chance against her
Touche Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Well, I still love her, no matter what you say. I always have, and you know what? I always will! Well, don't come back crying on here when it doesn't work out. Tomorrow you'll regret not taking my sage advice. I don't understand why people keep coming on here only to ignore good advice. What's the point? Well, enjoy her while you can. She'll be leaving you soon and the whole thing will be down the toilet.
BeFree Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Whats the big deal? I can hold her between my boobs. Then you can have both of us.
Art_Critic Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Well, I still love her, no matter what you say. I always have, and you know what? I always will! I think that once the 12 hour honeymoon period wears off that you will look like a fool.. Whatever.. We are here for you Johan for when the cards come crashing down.... or should I say when the bottle tops come crashing down
RarePearl Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Be careful, she can make you pregnant... or at least you'll look like you are!
Tim'sAngel Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Well, enjoy her while you can. She'll be leaving you soon and the whole thing will be down the toilet. :lmao:
Craig Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Hmmmm, I dunno Johan...I mean it sounds like she's only with you when you spend money on her. But if you're happy, I'm happy.
Kittiecat Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Be careful, she can make you pregnant... or at least you'll look like you are! :laugh: Too funny. Right now I'm partying with her slutty sister, Killian's. She's always starting trouble...can't take her anywhere.
RarePearl Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 it sounds like she's only with you when you spend money on her. But she is cheap. Plus when one says "goodbye", another one follows right behind, even prettier than the last one! You can't get enough of them!
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