Tim'sAngel Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Women do not love and nurture men. They enjoy chewing us up and spitting us out. Yes, very true! Only before chewing, I like to add a little A1 sauce to my plate and dip it in a little bit, not too much because it ruins the flavor. Also goes good with a nice Merlot!!
KnowHowLoveFeels Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 O basically, your fiancee doesn't love and nurture you? No, erika, it's the other way around. She's not a woman, remember?
erika2610 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 No, erika, it's the other way around. She's not a woman, remember? Dangit, that's right.. thanks for reminding me Hmmmm.. what could she be?
Author Woggle Posted June 2, 2006 Author Posted June 2, 2006 She may be female but does not have the soul of a woman.
KnowHowLoveFeels Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 She may be female but does not have the soul of a woman. You know, I'd really, really love to meet this 'female form with a different soul' and ask her what she sees in YOU!
alphamale Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 She may be female but does not have the soul of a woman. WOGGGLE...why do you want to marry a women 15 yrs older than you? Are you insane? In another decade her tits will be sagging to her ankles
Author Woggle Posted June 2, 2006 Author Posted June 2, 2006 WOGGGLE...why do you want to marry a women 15 yrs older than you? Are you insane? In another decade her tits will be sagging to her ankles She has the body of a 28 year old. I don't know what her secret is but she kept herself up very well.
KnowHowLoveFeels Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 WOGGGLE...why do you want to marry a women 15 yrs older than you? Are you insane? In another decade her tits will be sagging to her ankles hahahahahahah. The saggy tits will not matter... because he is forbidden from seeing her naked. He wants a pseudo-mom to replace the one he never had... except that he thinks that he's getting a 'wife' who is not really a woman! (er.. it is probably a penguin.)
KnowHowLoveFeels Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 She has the body of a 28 year old. I don't know what her secret is but she kept herself up very well. You can't defy the laws of gravity!
Author Woggle Posted June 2, 2006 Author Posted June 2, 2006 Like I keep saying she is a woman but she has a male mentality. I need to be able to seperate her from the rest of the female gender. I am not gay no matter how much I have wished it to be true so a woman with a male mentality is perfect for me.
catgirl1927 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Maybe she's a penguin on the outside, but inside she's a koala struggling to free herself. Uh, himself. Wait, ITself. Dunno. Very confusing. Let's call the Crocodile Hunter, he'll know what to do.
Tim'sAngel Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Maybe she's a penguin on the outside, but inside she's a koala struggling to free herself. Uh, himself. Wait, ITself. Dunno. Very confusing. Let's call the Crocodile Hunter, he'll know what to do. Cat you always crack me up!!
Sassy Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 :lmao: You all crack me up!! Thanks Wog' date=' your feminine issues are at least good for a few laughs!! It's kinda hard to get frustrated w/you when it becomes ridiculously funny! I've given up reasoning w/you, it is equal to trying to fit a square cock into a triangle vagina [/quote'] TA thanks i needed that laugh today! :lmao:
Sassy Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 WOGGGLE...why do you want to marry a women 15 yrs older than you? Are you insane? In another decade her tits will be sagging to her ankles Alpha age is a number ! Maybe that just doesn't matter to him at all. He loves her for who she is not her age.
alphamale Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Alpha age is a number ! don't gimme that cliche bulls*** SASSY
lilbo Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Yes' date=' very true! Only before chewing, I like to add a little A1 sauce to my plate and dip it in a little bit, not too much because it ruins the flavor. Also goes good with a nice Merlot!! [/quote'] that is one of the funniest things I heard all day I kept thinking about it at work picturing a women chewing up a man and pouring a1 sauce over him, i laughed so hard 1 time my boss asked me if i was ok i felt like a moron:lmao:
ronnieromance Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Women do not love and nurture men. They enjoy chewing us up and spitting us out. OK, the cynic in me will give you that...But it comes with a caveat. This is only true if you're a man-bitch...henceforth known as a mitch. You see, you are a victim of the idea that a woman's only, or primary role is as a nurturer. You needn't look very far to see that they are socially complex, though. Look at the lioness. While a nurturer, she is an ass-kicker too. All women have this capability. Even the ones with two legs. Although, admittedly, some less than others. The point is, yes she will chew you up and spit you out if she loses respect for you. By acting like a mitch, no woman will respect you for long. She will leave and find someone she sees as, at least, an equal. If you interpret her bouncing on your ass as being chewed up, well, that's your issue. There, I explained it in regualr. Did it make sense? -R-
ronnieromance Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 WOGGGLE...why do you want to marry a women 15 yrs older than you? Are you insane? In another decade her tits will be sagging to her ankles Meh, she probably got a boob job. They'll be perky long after she's expired. -R-
tinktronik Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 So, this is what I've got out of this thread. 1) Wog continues to have woman issues and has decided that in order to see his fiance as human she must have a "soul" other than female. 2) Alpha doesn't see women as women at all , just pairs of walking tits are where the true importance is . Both of you are in need of help with perspective , get thee to a therapist or a monestary . Your choice.
KnowHowLoveFeels Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 So, this is what I've got out of this thread. 1) Wog continues to have woman issues and has decided that in order to see his fiance as human she must have a "soul" other than female. 2) Alpha doesn't see women as women at all , just pairs of walking tits are where the true importance is . Both of you are in need of help with perspective , get thee to a therapist or a monestary . Your choice. Tink, I think that you summed it up pretty nicely!
alphamale Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 2) Alpha doesn't see women as women at all , just pairs of walking tits are where the true importance is . Both of you are in need of help with perspective , get thee to a therapist or a monestary . Your choice. No TINK...I was just trying to point out that WOGGLE should not marry someone 15+ yrs his senior. If he want to date her that is fine, but marriage should not be an option. He's being used as a boy-toy by someone who has much more life experience than he does. These marriages rarely last. Now, if he was 15 yrs older than her it may have a better chance of working but even that would be pushing it.
catgirl1927 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 No TINK...I was just trying to point out that WOGGLE should not marry someone 15+ yrs his senior. If he want to date her that is fine, but marriage should not be an option. He's being used as a boy-toy by someone who has much more life experience than he does. These marriages rarely last. Now, if he was 15 yrs older than her it may have a better chance of working but even that would be pushing it. Now, you don't know if any of that is true. "These marriages rarely last"? How many people in that situation do you know of? You're being silly.
kitkat826 Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 Priest to Woggle: I now prounounce you man and person-with-a-female-body-but-absolutely-no-female-soul-nor-personality-traits-whatsoever. You may now kiss the man trapped in tits and a cooch.
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