RecordProducer Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 I like you, Johan. But of course, my opinion doesn't count cuz I am a nut case according to some people. People can hate you for three reasons: 1. Because you're better than them. I like the quote somebody has here: "A man without enemies is a man without qualities." And you couldn't even conceive the reasons why people can be jealous, starting from you have more money or are taller or thinner or more humorous or girls like you or seem well-balanced or smart (the last one doesn't refer to you though! ) 2. Because you're being an ass to them. Now being an ass can be: a) because you're really being an ass; or b) because they expect favors from you and you owe them nothing so you're being an ass for not letting them exploit you. 3. Because your existence ruins their position in some way. At work people can be threatened by you because they want to be where you are. My SIL hates me because she would hate ANY SIL, not me specifically. Any woman in my husband's position is a threat for her for reasons that I won't elaborate here but are very clear to me. A good example is an ex-boyfriend of your current girlfriend. Can you really make him hate you less when his position is simply jeopardized by your presence in her life?
kitten chick Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 If you do I'm going to send the ASPCA to get you
Outcast Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 Johan m'dear, have you yet investigated the possibility of depression? You suffered a difficult loss and I'm thinking you maybe need a chemical kick to the neurotransmitters to restore your regular good cheer. It's no shame - it's about chemicals, not about you and being 'strong' or whatever.
Author johan Posted May 20, 2006 Author Posted May 20, 2006 Hello! It's a song!! "...Long slim, slimy ones. Big fat juicy ones..." I wasn't actually complaining about anything. Come on, people!! GET ME!!! I wanted to see if anyone would catch on and fill in some more lyrics.
Author johan Posted May 20, 2006 Author Posted May 20, 2006 Johan m'dear, have you yet investigated the possibility of depression? You suffered a difficult loss and I'm thinking you maybe need a chemical kick to the neurotransmitters to restore your regular good cheer. It's no shame - it's about chemicals, not about you and being 'strong' or whatever. Welcome back, stranger!
westernxer Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 I wanted to see if anyone would catch on and fill in some more lyrics. Self-loathing is the perfect topic for any artist. I wonder if Britney will incorporate this into her new album (even if I don't consider her an artist).
Outcast Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 I recognize it as a refrain from a cartoon strip only
whichwayisup Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Hello! It's a song!! "...Long slim, slimy ones. Big fat juicy ones..." I wasn't actually complaining about anything. Come on, people!! GET ME!!! I wanted to see if anyone would catch on and fill in some more lyrics. Thanks honeybunny - Now I have that song stuck in my head. You're making ME wanna eat worms!
brashgal Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 I went to see "Over the Hedge" this weekend and there was a preview for a movie where the kids have to eat worms on a dare. They make quite an event out of it by cooking the worms into omelets and other food. Iwas gagging throughout... ...eensy weensy squeensy ones... (my favorite line)
blind_otter Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 I think we've established that you just need some oral sex, Johan. I know you can go out and get some. I have complete confidence in you abilities. Use the force.
Author johan Posted May 22, 2006 Author Posted May 22, 2006 ...Use the force. Okay... Here goes.... Feel anything??
2sunny Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 For some reason when I read the title to this thread - I thought it was a different person that started the thread... :laugh: I'm sure most know who it might be...
quankanne Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 I wanted to see if anyone would catch on and fill in some more lyrics. "first one's greasy, goes down easy, second one stuck to my tongue …" sorry, I don't remember anymore of that particular ditty!
SmoochieFace Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 For some reason when I read the title to this thread - I thought it was a different person that started the thread... :laugh: I'm sure most know who it might be... Yeah, but the big difference is that *other person* doesn't give a s***.
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