Pyro Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Riddler I'm taken hon and I'm old:) I know that you are taken but I can pretend. I wouldn't call it old, just aged to perfection.
Alexandra Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I know that you are taken but I can pretend. I wouldn't call it old, just aged to perfection. Awww why thank you dearest nice of you to make a granny blush.
Pyro Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Awww why thank you dearest nice of you to make a granny blush. Wait a sec., your profile says that you are 27, thats old?
Author MadDog Posted May 19, 2006 Author Posted May 19, 2006 Yeah there are, I was pulling your leg. I'm sure you'll find her, but do you know what's more? I'm sure you'll THINK you found them all. All it takes is a good hard old fashioned falling-in-love for her to be "perfect" I know but it'd be awesome if she was actually perfect for me instead of just temporarily appearing that way due to the honeymoon distortion phenomenon. Even still, feeling like someone's perfect for you, even if it's an illusion, is pretty cool. It gives you hope that perfection can be attained.
Alexandra Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I know but it'd be awesome if she was actually perfect for me instead of just temporarily appearing that way due to the honeymoon distortion phenomenon. Even still, feeling like someone's perfect for you, even if it's an illusion, is pretty cool. It gives you hope that perfection can be attained. Yeah Riddler, nearly 28 so that's old as compared to you kids Got what you meant MadDog but I have a personal theory on that distortion phenomenon. At times it works like the "buffering" function of a video player if you will. In the sense that in the honeymoon phase you may get the rosy picture (although to rational people even that one is close to the truth) but that's a time to pile up on good emotional vibes to carry you till the next round.
Pyro Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Yeah Riddler, nearly 28 so that's old as compared to you kids I have always had a preference toward older woman anyways, so my decision still stands. So what do I have to give in order to meet you?
Author MadDog Posted May 19, 2006 Author Posted May 19, 2006 Got what you meant MadDog but I have a personal theory on that distortion phenomenon. At times it works like the "buffering" function of a video player if you will. In the sense that in the honeymoon phase you may get the rosy picture (although to rational people even that one is close to the truth) but that's a time to pile up on good emotional vibes to carry you till the next round. Yeah, it's totally evolutionary. Back in the day, it helped people get it on and have kids. I mean, if we were able to be 100% objective from the very start, I'm sure people would be getting it on a lot less because we wouldn't be able to stand people long enough to close the deal. It had been a while since I experienced the honeymoon distortion phenomenon and I have to say, it's pretty fun.
Alexandra Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Riddler if I told you that I'd have to also do something to permanently silence you, now that wouldn't be nice MadDog that's well put. I never got to ask and I did try to research before asking a redundant question and found nothing, how old are you?
Author MadDog Posted May 19, 2006 Author Posted May 19, 2006 MadDog that's well put. I never got to ask and I did try to research before asking a redundant question and found nothing, how old are you? I'm not too far from your age. Just curious or does it relate to this post?
Alexandra Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I'm not too far from your age. Just curious or does it relate to this post? The former so feel free to whip out a flodger for me going OT on your thread then!
Author MadDog Posted May 19, 2006 Author Posted May 19, 2006 The former so feel free to whip out a flodger for me going OT on your thread then! Please. Keep those sexual fantasies to yourself.
Pyro Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Riddler if I told you that I'd have to also do something to permanently silence you, now that wouldn't be nice I guess that I would have to be the judge of that....Is it kinky?
kitten chick Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I don't know, i will have to ask Alexandra and KC for that answer. you're making me blush I can't believe you think 27 is old Alexandra I'm just a smidge older than you and I keep thinking that I'm young. Yeah. You two would be a great match so they'd be really into you (e.g. think you are perfect for them.) Well if we really were perfect for each other then I would pay for it, I don't think I could put a dollar value on it. To me, happiness is worth a lot more than money. Unfortunately this is hypothetical and there are no guarantees so realistically, no I wouldn't pay for it.
Pyro Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 you're making me blush I can't believe you think 27 is old Alexandra I'm just a smidge older than you and I keep thinking that I'm young. 27 is very young. Well, are you going to answer me KC?
kitten chick Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 27 is very young. Well, are you going to answer me KC? What was the question young buck?
Pyro Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 What was the question young buck? The question, young buckette is "What would I give to meet the perfect GF"? Just curious on what I would have to do.
kitten chick Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 ah i see...i believe you already have the answer to that. don't you already have the perfect girlfriend?
Pyro Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 ah i see...i believe you already have the answer to that. don't you already have the perfect girlfriend? I do, but can't I have more than one?
Art_Critic Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I've met the perfect one a few times.. Lets see.. the perfect one ( at the time.. see that is important because perfect today doesn't necesarily mean perfect tomorrow ) It cost me close to 150k to get me out of my marriage.. that does include 36k for the attorney Hows that for payment for " the one " ? Nowadays I keep money out of the mix..
kitten chick Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 polygamy at it's finest. for starters you'd have to learn to like granny smiths..which I am eating right now before I get my vodka on. It would take one helluva guy to get me because right now I'm off the market indefinitely.
Pyro Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 polygamy at it's finest. for starters you'd have to learn to like granny smiths..which I am eating right now before I get my vodka on. It would take one helluva guy to get me because right now I'm off the market indefinitely. You better believe it. I can't settle for just one. I can make adjustments in the apple department, but the big red ones are still the best. Party time tonight indeed. Its do or die for my basketball team tonight. One helluva guy huh? Tell me, have you ever dated a super villian who reeks havoc wherever he goes?
Curmudgeon Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 Not a plug nickel because I did it on my own, baggage, kids, issues and all. "Perfect" actually sounds rather boring to me, something along the lines of a Stepford Wife. No thanks. I like the *real* thing and all the challenges that came along with her.
westernxer Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 Absolutely nothing (with the exception of bodily fluids).
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