allina Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I've heard people say that you know it's getting serious once you cross the fart barrier with your SO as in you two get comfortable enough to let 'em rip on occasion. :laugh: Come on, tell the truth! Who farts in front of their SO?
Guest Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I personally think it is nasty when a guy I am dating rips a fart. I used to date this guy that a real gas issue. He would let them rip in bed and then try to fluff the sheets to air out is arse perfume.
mini696 Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I dont think that is true (that it is a sign or the relationship being serious)... It depends on your partner. My ex would never allow me to be in the bathroom while she was peeing, but my ex before her allowed me to be there in the first month or so.
Joseph Beese Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 People will titter or crinkle their noses at this subject. But I sincerely believe in the significance of crossing this particular threshhold. I had moved across the country to live with this woman. We were cuddling in bed when I announced I would have to adjourn to the facilities to relieve some internal air pressure. "Just push it out," she shrugged. The noise and (mercifully mild) odor were gone in a moment. But the laughter lingered. And the warmth of knowing this woman accepted my imperfections along with the rest of me endured. And has continued to endure through 8 years of marriage. Draw your own conclusions.
Walk Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 My ex would never allow me to be in the bathroom while she was peeing. Did that bother you? I've never let my bf in while I'm peeing. Always shut the door. He makes comments about it sometimes like he feels I must not be comfortable around him if I won't pee in front of him. Personally, i think there are some things in a relationship that do not need to be shared. My peeing habits are one of them. Farts that make your eyes water and stomach heave are another. Having your SO pull you out of bed so you can view his poo before he flushes it would be right up there on the list. Just my opinion though... Not that I wasn't touched by the poo sharing experience, but I'm not convinced it was necessary to cross that line in order to have a serious relationship.
Tim'sAngel Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 The fart barrier has been crossed, mostly by accident! And it's always so funny! we pee infront of each other, not on purpose, but say hes inthe bathroom and I need to brush my teeth, or grab some toilet paper.. or vise versa. It's no big deal here
Yamaha Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I think farting is a GAS. Doing it under the sheets is the bomb.
animo Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I found a good way to avoid ever having to cross that barrier... healthy diet :-)
ehead Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I'm not so into farts. Peeing really turns me on though. I think it turns a lot of guys on.
Tim'sAngel Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I'm not so into farts. Peeing really turns me on though. I think it turns a lot of guys on. You are joking right?
ronnieromance Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I found a good way to avoid ever having to cross that barrier... healthy diet :-) What, you don't eat vegetables? For me it depends on the woman. I've had some that we play the "Hold Your Head Under the Covers" game and some that pretend that women don't fart at all. -R-
Walk Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 You are joking right? You never heard of a golden shower? Or.. what's the other one... golden tea bag? If men weren't into that, you think they would've created names to describe it like "golden". What ever floats your boat. HA HA HAH A
ehead Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Alright, I have a confession to make ... farts do sort of turn me on. When my girlfriend farts I just can't help but think she is being an impudent, scrappy little thing, and it makes me want to spank her. Bad girl !
Tim'sAngel Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 You never heard of a golden shower? Or.. what's the other one... golden tea bag? If men weren't into that, you think they would've created names to describe it like "golden". What ever floats your boat. HA HA HAH A Oh I've heard of it alright, was just hoping it was a bad joke I guess i was wrong
Guest Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I've heard people say that you know it's getting serious once you cross the fart barrier with your SO as in you two get comfortable enough to let 'em rip on occasion. :laugh: Come on, tell the truth! Who farts in front of their SO? lol!! good question. i remember when i first did and it was totally by mistake. we laughed so hard we cried but i didnt feel embarrassed at all. then i knew this was the guy for me.
Guest Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I'm not so into farts. Peeing really turns me on though. I think it turns a lot of guys on. i've heard that from guy friends...no one has explained the why, though.
Author allina Posted May 17, 2006 Author Posted May 17, 2006 lol!! good question. i remember when i first did and it was totally by mistake. we laughed so hard we cried but i didnt feel embarrassed at all. then i knew this was the guy for me. Haha that really cute, in an odd way
Citizen Erased Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 I think most guys feel comfortable from day one to fart in front of their SO. I know my current boyfriend did. Sometimes when we are mucking around in bed, he lets one loose and then shakes the blanket so it wafts around the room. Isn't he romantic *sighs* I do know that one of my friends and her boyfriend used to have competitions. Hers were louder apparently
bumbaclot Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 I say rip them on a first date. That'd be like a test of how much a woman is interested in you
sick of it Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 i consider it a respect thing. i dont really fart in front of anyone. yea, i can be comfortable enough to do it, by why? go in another room. yes everyone does it, but do you like smelling that? why would she?
Guest Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 What I can't stand is when your SO has a big crapper and then doesn't flush the toilet. That is such a turn off.
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