dgiirl Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 i have to ditto the "she's just a friend" and "I didnt want to hurt your feelings". But i think one of the stupidest things my ex told, not related to him cheating, but the reasons why he didnt want me to have access to his bank account (while he had full access to my bank accounts) was I might become a drug addict or alcoholic and spent all his money? WTF? I've never ever done ANY drugs and I've never drank (until he left, then i experimented once). And what's even MORE stupider than that, is I just accepted it. I didnt confront him. I think I was too deep in my own depression that I didnt know how to fight back.
JackJack Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 My ex told me one time that the girl was supposed to be giving his friend head but actually gave it to him by mistake b/c she was under a table and he was too polite to say anything. .Like she couldn't tell the difference between the white mans cock and the black mans cock. too polite .Its still one of the stupidest funniest things I've ever heard. :lmao:
Walk Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 I was told: I want to tell you before you hear it from my friends, but I never had sex with her. We just slept in the same bed. (found out it was with no clothes on.) Then it was: I wanted to have sex with her, but she turned me down. I'm not sure he actually had sex with her, but I figured if he admitted to wanting to, and all that stoped him was a potential rape charge, then he may as well have cheated. This was after he went to the bar with two other guys, they picked up three women, took them back to his friends house, and then proceed to play strip poker. And my ex ends up in bed, naked, with the girl.. hmmmmm.... But nothing happened. ha ha ha ha
KnowHowLoveFeels Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Great lies! How 'bout: 'I always used condoms before I met you'. 'Sex is not important. The relationship with you is more important to me.' 'My wife doesn't love me. She never loved me.' 'I will die if you leave me.' Aaah..... the lies that lying bastards tell. And i actually fell for them!
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