burning 4 revenge Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 I went to a strip club yesterday. One of those divey ones. It was nice, I was relaxing, enjoying a few beers and then I went up to tip this dancer and as soon as I put a dollar in her garter she squizes her nipple and projectile lactates on me. I was stunned. Didn't know what to do. So I look around, people are laughing and I just give her another dollar.
Touche Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 I went to a strip club yesterday. One of those divey ones. It was nice, I was relaxing, enjoying a few beers and then I went up to tip this dancer and as soon as I put a dollar in her garter she squizes her nipple and projectile lactates on me. I was stunned. Didn't know what to do. So I look around, people are laughing and I just give her another dollar. You lead a very full life, don't you?
Tim'sAngel Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 You lead a very full life, don't you? Come on Touche, you know your jealous you carpet munching linolium licking freak!!
Touche Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Come on Touche' date=' you know your jealous you carpet munching linolium licking freak!! [/quote'] Yup. You got my number. I wish some strange woman would projectile lactate on me for money. I've never experienced that...what an empty life I have led! :sick:
Author burning 4 revenge Posted May 12, 2006 Author Posted May 12, 2006 Yup. You got my number. I wish some strange woman would projectile lactate on me for money. I've never experienced that...what an empty life I have led! :sick: I didn't pay her to do that, that's not my scene. Just reporting the facts
Touche Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 I didn't pay her to do that, that's not my scene. Just reporting the facts Oh, I get it now...so that little extra bonus was "on the house." She must have really liked you!
Author burning 4 revenge Posted May 12, 2006 Author Posted May 12, 2006 Oh, I get it now...so that little extra bonus was "on the house." She must have really liked you! Yeah, it's the closest Iv'e come to making a woman squirt
Touche Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Yeah, it's the closest Iv'e come to making a woman squirt Ha! Well, that's quite an accomplishment!
Author burning 4 revenge Posted May 12, 2006 Author Posted May 12, 2006 She squirted you, so you gave her another dollar? Yeah. I almost felt angry, but I don't even know if that was a sign of disrespect. How many lactaters squirt people to diss them? Is it like some sort of diss?
Touche Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Yeah. I almost felt angry, but I don't even know if that was a sign of disrespect. How many lactaters squirt people to diss them? Is it like some sort of diss? Could be. Maybe if you had given her more than a dollar the first time she wouldn't have squirted you.
johan Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Yeah. I almost felt angry, but I don't even know if that was a sign of disrespect. How many lactaters squirt people to diss them? Is it like some sort of diss? I could see it if she filled up a glass or something. But just a squirt? That's not worth one of my dollars.
Author burning 4 revenge Posted May 12, 2006 Author Posted May 12, 2006 I wonder if I should fill a water pistol with milk and get revenge on the breastfeeding slag?
climbergirl Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Now if you happened to be holding a cup of coffee, I would think that would be a very polite gesture.....
johan Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 I wonder if I should fill a water pistol with milk and get revenge on the breastfeeding slag? Yeah I can see it now... Slow motion... You pull out your pink, milk-filled pistol... The strippers all start screaming and people start diving under the tables... The bouncer, she's always had thing for dives for you, just as you pull up, take aim and fire... The bouncer passes between you and takes the shot for her... Just then some of the other patrons wrestle you to the ground and the pink, pistol goes sliding across the floor... She rides with him in the ambulance, holding his hand... The bartender and the other bouncers beat your head in out back.
Tim'sAngel Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 All I got to say is how the hell do u get a stripper body after having a baby?? Damn i wanna talk to this stripper!!
johan Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 He said: I went to a strip club yesterday. One of those divey ones. I'm guessing she probably didn't have a stripper body even before the kid.
Touche Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 He said: I'm guessing she probably didn't have a stripper body even before the kid. Well, Burnin' DID say it was one of those "divey" strip clubs. "As opposed to what?" is what I was thinking when I read that. I guess it means as opposed to those "classy" ones where women don't squirt milk at you or wear anything above a size 6.
johan Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Exactly. If I got sprayed by one of the "divey" ones, I think I'd run out and roll on the grass and then hurry home and take the hottest shower I could stand. I've been to two strip clubs ever. The girls were mostly cute.
kitten chick Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Well, you know, milk does do a body good. Maybe you should be glad she's concerned for your health.
johan Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Well, you know, milk does do a body good. If she was a cow maybe. Maybe she was a cow.
kitten chick Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 If she was a cow maybe. Maybe she was a cow. It's quite possible. I've read burning 4 revenge's posts, I wouldn't put it past him. I've heard he's more of a donkey kind of guy but those are probably just rumors. You can't believe everything you hear.
Tim'sAngel Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Well, Burnin' DID say it was one of those "divey" strip clubs. "As opposed to what?" is what I was thinking when I read that. I guess it means as opposed to those "classy" ones where women don't squirt milk at you or wear anything above a size 6. Ah. Well, since I don't attend strip clubs very often, I wasn't quite sure what a "divey" one was
Touche Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Ah. Well' date=' since I don't attend strip clubs very often, I wasn't quite sure what a "divey" one was[/quote'] Right, TA. And I didn't think there were any that WEREN'T kind of "divey" by their very nature.
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