Guest Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Ok, sort of an infidelity topic... I was with a woman, we're not exclusive. During foreplay, I noticed a smell, one that I always associated with old semen. I can't describe the smell, but from being with former girlfriends, it'd come up two or three days after sex. So, after I noticed that smell with that woman (it couldn't have been from me, since it was weeks since we were last together), we got together for cocktails a few evenings after. We were talking about if we were seeing anyone else, she said no...I mentioned that I thought she had been with another guy, and she asked me why, I told her...and she said semen has no smell, even after it's been inside a woman for a few days, that the smell is just her. This girl had me convinced, to the point that I'm sitting here thinking that I've been wrong all this time. For a former job, I had to study intensively signs on lying, how to beat lie-detectors, etc. After years of doing that (watching people while they're lying) you get good at being able to tell. She had none of the signs, meaning she's either pathological, or I've been wrong all those years about that smell. The non-exclusiveness was my idea...but I am always honest with people - life is easier that way. I'd rather steer clear of someone who doesn't share that viewpoint (esp. when there's no reason to lie), but at the same time, I enjoy her company, and when my life very soon allows for me to be able to commit time and attention to someone, I hope I am lucky enough to find someone with as many good qualities as this woman (if not her). So, have I been wrong all those years? Does semen not produce an odor a few days after intercourse? Or is this girl the kind that will lie (very well) when it's not even called for? Thanks for any input, I'm really wondering.
einahpets Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 i have never noticed nor heard about this kind of odor. she must be some cool chick. i would have smacked any guy who said my poon smelled like old semen... how embarrassing. maybe the poor girl has a yeast infection.
burning 4 revenge Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 i've got tohand it to you, you got a lot more nerve than i do
PuppyDogEyes Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 So, after I noticed that smell with that woman (it couldn't have been from me, since it was weeks since we were last together), we got together for cocktails a few evenings after. We were talking about if we were seeing anyone else, she said no...I mentioned that I thought she had been with another guy, and she asked me why, I told her... Did she throw her drink in your face afterwards? If not, she's got amazing self-control, because I know I would have. Seriously. I'm just speechless. I don't know how to answer your question, because I can't believe you even asked it. - pde.
OzGirl Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Ya know... you could always use google to answer questions like this....
Guitar Wizard Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Yeah, it does. Proof? Blow your load in a rag, let is sit for a couple of days, then smell it. If it smells like her, say "Hey! I wacked off in this rag and now it smells like you do! I demand an explanation!" Another problem solved.
StrivingtoSucceed Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Yeah, it does. Proof? Blow your load in a rag, let is sit for a couple of days, then smell it. If it smells like her, say "Hey! I wacked off in this rag and now it smells like you do! I demand an explanation!" I hope you were saying this tongue in cheek ... a rag does not contain the fluid that a woman's (God, can I even say this on the Internet? ) you know what contains. EVERY woman has her own smell. EVERY day that smell can be different. Sometimes it is stronger, sometimes it isn't noticeable at all. Yes, semen has a smell to it, but you aren't going to smell it on, in, or around a woman days later. There is just way too much bacteria down there for that to happen. Period.
NTB Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 i find all of this hard to believe there is just no way a woman in her right mind would just have a conversation about her stuff smelling of old semen...
StrivingtoSucceed Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 i find all of this hard to believe there is just no way a woman in her right mind would just have a conversation about her stuff smelling of old semen... LMAO!!! Guys ... some of them just don't get it.
worriedsick Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 I really don't know whether to be disgusted by you or to feel sorry for you. Since you stated you were non-exclusive with this poor woman, what right did you have to ask her why her "nether-regions" smelled like old semen anyway? Wait, let me rephrase - what right would you have to ask any woman, committed or not, why her "odor" was different? You are a major tool and I see a long future of being single for you.
whichwayisup Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Maybe she didn't shower or wash herself, I don't know. The thing about the vagina is, it's like a self cleaning oven! You gotta help it along, but the discharge is the way it cleans itself out. Healthy discharge that is...Oh you ladies know what I'm talking about, right?? Though, let's hope that she showers on a regular basis! I think if you want to know the answer, come right out and ask her pointblank if she had sex with another guy.
Alexandra Posted May 14, 2006 Posted May 14, 2006 Off Topic but what the heck, I went and googled the ummm topic if we'd call it that and found this... thought it was crucial to share with LS:lmao: :lmao: Semenex is a fully patented, Media-proven, all-natural powder shake mix for men that literally sweetens semen as it is produced in the male physiology. This tasty, one-of-a-kind shake mix is 100% vegetarian (no animal or dairy-derived ingredients) and made available as a sweet-tasting drink powder professionally packaged by one of the nation's leading nutriceutical companies in multi-serving containers. Semenex is formulated from a highly concentrated * U.S. and internationally patent-protected blend of the following all-natural, FDA-approved ingredients: I for one am bookmarking it:D Do you guys remember the bad old joke about how if God was a woman cum would taste like strawberries? Well there's proof!
jonesgirly Posted May 14, 2006 Posted May 14, 2006 gross.... But at least I got a link to the stuff that makes it taste better
LoveInferma Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 maybe she didn't react to your question because she is messing up on you and just doesn't care if her nani is stanky...cuz someone else obviously doesn't mind!
LoveInferma Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 dude, maybe ur chick didn't react to your wierd question because she is messing up on you and obviously there's someone else who don't care if her nani is stanky!
StrivingtoSucceed Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 Alendandra/Jonesgirly - Haven't heard of this powder stuff, and sorry to the original poster for this hi-jack, but this is too good to pass up. Unfortunately, whatever a guy eats has an effect on his ummm taste. So depending on his diet can be different each time. However, try having your guy drink pinapple juice .... one a day for a week. Tried and proven effective.
Alexandra Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 Alendandra/Jonesgirly - Haven't heard of this powder stuff, and sorry to the original poster for this hi-jack, but this is too good to pass up. Unfortunately, whatever a guy eats has an effect on his ummm taste. So depending on his diet can be different each time. However, try having your guy drink pinapple juice .... one a day for a week. Tried and proven effective. LOL the thread was abandoned so I guess no one much minds the OTing.... I posted the link to that on my LJ the other day and despite starting with "Not that I have reasons to complain but..." the entry along with the comments it got from guys made Mr.'s eyebrow raise:lmao:
Sassy Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 You are lucky as all the other posters have said she didn't smack you ! Why would you say such a thing like that? Not very nice and if it was me would be the last time i seen you. Maybe she has an infection as one poster said. Why assume she is cheating ?
StrivingtoSucceed Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 LOL the thread was abandoned so I guess no one much minds the OTing.... I posted the link to that on my LJ the other day and despite starting with "Not that I have reasons to complain but..." the entry along with the comments it got from guys made Mr.'s eyebrow raise:lmao: O.K., you've got me hear ... I'm still learning all the Forum names ... what is OT and then LJ? I'll have to check out your link sometime this week.
Alexandra Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 O.K., you've got me hear ... I'm still learning all the Forum names ... what is OT and then LJ? I'll have to check out your link sometime this week. OT= OffTopic - anything that's not entirely on the topic that the OP (=Original Poster) intended LJ= LiveJournal - a blogging community
blind_otter Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 OOOooo that SMELL. Can't you smell that SMELL? the smell of someone else's old seeemeeeeeeen!
tinktronik Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 OOOooo that SMELL. Can't you smell that SMELL? the smell of someone else's old seeemeeeeeeen!I'd been thinking this exact thought since the post went up.I'm glad you had the sweaty balls to post it. p.s. I'm stalking you again.
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