Fun2BMe Posted May 6, 2006 Posted May 6, 2006 I just went to the bathroom and my #2 was close to being colorless. Does that mean anything?
alphamale Posted May 6, 2006 Posted May 6, 2006 I just went to the bathroom and my #2 was close to being colorless. Does that mean anything? yes, it means what you ate last nite was colorless
Author Fun2BMe Posted May 6, 2006 Author Posted May 6, 2006 What I had last night was a lot of Petron Tequila and a total of 4 fish filets from McD's throughout the day.
TeaCooler Posted May 6, 2006 Posted May 6, 2006 i'm no pooh doctor, but to me, the brand of pooh diet makes the lack of colour makes sense, in your case. do you feel okay?
Author Fun2BMe Posted May 6, 2006 Author Posted May 6, 2006 I do feel ok, thanks. I guess it was the combination of the colors of what I ate maybe. It just looked very strange.
burning 4 revenge Posted May 6, 2006 Posted May 6, 2006 Jimmy McGilvery took a colorless s***e n it was a sure sign o the HIV, ken.
erika2610 Posted May 6, 2006 Posted May 6, 2006 Jimmy McGilvery took a colorless s***e n it was a sure sign o the HIV, ken. That was pretty unnecessary there kid
alphamale Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 What I had last night was a lot of Petron Tequila and a total of 4 fish filets from McD's throughout the day. Well F2BM, Patron is colorless tequila (my favourite BTW) and fish is white....so there you have it. I guess it was the combination of the colors of what I ate maybe. It just looked very strange no s***?!
Touche Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Who the HELL am I to judge the color of your poop? We all have our own individual poop color and no one, I mean NO ONE should judge us for that! We are all one people after all. Please, STOP this insanity and obsession with color!
westernxer Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 What color was #1? Never mind, I don't want to know.
Touche Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 What color was #1? Never mind, I don't want to know. It was colorless. We are ALL colorless! Do you not see that? (Well, I guess you wouldn't see that since it's colorless! )
pippen_2k Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 I never even look at it ... I have no interest in it whatsoever! lol
alphamale Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 I never even look at it ... I have no interest in it whatsoever! lol you should look at your phoo P_2K. It can tell you a lot. If you phoo is very dark it may have blood in it which means somethings wrong. If you phoo floats you are eating too much fat. You need to examine the consistency, texture and colour of you phoo daily to check for changes over time
westernxer Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 you should look at your phoo P_2K. It can tell you a lot. If you phoo is very dark it may have blood in it which means somethings wrong. If you phoo floats you are eating too much fat. You need to examine the consistency, texture and colour of you phoo daily to check for changes over time What should you do if it moves? Never happened to me personally, but you never know...
alphamale Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 What should you do if it moves?... then you may have a tape worm and that is bad. see the head attaches itself to part of your intestine...the the body grows and when you phoo parts of the worm will come out of your anus. it's hard to get rid of cause you need to kill the head. nasty stuff. I think they can be like 5 to 7 feet long. My dads' a gastroenterologist so i know this stuff
westernxer Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 I knew some Americans in South America who had worms... at the time it freaked me out to hear about it, but I didn't have the courage to ask them while I was down there.
luvtoto Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 My dads' a gastroenterologist so i know this stuff Oh, now that explains everything! ha! Ya really know your poop, alpha! Floating poop means, too much fat intake? I thought all poop floated. Hmmm... something to think about.
alphamale Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Floating poop means, too much fat intake? most phoo does not float. if you eat too much fat the body does not digest it all and it gets mixed in with your phoo which then floats. most types of fats (oil, butter, etc...) float in water.
Spank'n'Rationality Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 then you may have a tape worm and that is bad. see the head attaches itself to part of your intestine...the the body grows and when you phoo parts of the worm will come out of your anus. it's hard to get rid of cause you need to kill the head. nasty stuff. I think they can be like 5 to 7 feet long. My dads' a gastroenterologist so i know this stuff Good grief! That is so sick! You know, I was watching something on National Geographic that showed a man from a developing country who had a worm of some sort under his skin, and they had to pull it out through his leg. This thing was HUGE; it looked like an eel that was say three feet long. I almost died. This guy was turning red he was crying and screaming so much; thinking of worms under my skin and attached to my intestinal track makes me paranoid . Oh, and to alphamale's comment: I thought that it was healty for your stool to float (hahaha, this thread reminds me of Oprah and that infomercial about detoxing that comes on periodically in the mornings ).
Touche Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 most phoo does not float. if you eat too much fat the body does not digest it all and it gets mixed in with your phoo which then floats. most types of fats (oil, butter, etc...) float in water. The fact that you know all this stuff, explains a LOT!
Bogun Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 I just went to the bathroom and my #2 was close to being colorless. Does that mean anything? What do you mean by colourless? White? Or do you mean you did a transparent poo? Because that would look pretty freaky. Perhaps you should post a pic of this transparent poo on LS. you should look at your phoo P_2K. It can tell you a lot. If you phoo is very dark it may have blood in it which means somethings wrong. If you phoo floats you are eating too much fat. You need to examine the consistency, texture and colour of you phoo daily to check for changes over time Actually if your poo floats it is usually a sign that you are getting enough fibre in your diet. If you are eating too much fat, the poo will stick to the side of the bowl and have the consistency of industrial waste.
burning 4 revenge Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 the op is full of s*** :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :laugh: :laugh: :o :confused: :( okay, well i'm full of s*** then
whichwayisup Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Hey Alpha! Time to bump up your poo thread from waaaaaay back. This thread is making me laugh!
Guest Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 the color of stools is due to bile salts/pigments and pale stools happen due to biliary obstruction- are you jaundiced?
suga Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 the op is full of s*** :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :laugh: :laugh: :o :confused: :( okay, well i'm full of s*** then Nobody would s*** you...you're the favorite turd...
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