a4a Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Are your nipples pink or brown? my nipples are lime green is that normal? maybe the Riddler just rubbed off on them too much?
Alexandra Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 my nipples are lime green is that normal? OMG! Of course it's not normal! Call your physician for an appointment right away! Sheesh.... everyone knows they should be dark green!
jerbear Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 my nipples are lime green is that normal? maybe the Riddler just rubbed off on them too much? Here let me examine them! Nope not normal, no juice when sqeezed..
Touche Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 my nipples are lime green is that normal? maybe the Riddler just rubbed off on them too much? I was asking the OP, not you A! And quit rubbing it in my face that Riddler left me for you!
Scott S Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Don't they still make those tan through swim suits? I remember seeing those in a catalog at one point. Hey Big Man do you stuff your pants when you go clubbing? What are the negatives and positives of stuffing ones pants? (front not the back) So does it attract more ladies to you? Boxers or briefs? Stuff with a sock or a tater? Well, so much for attempting to legitimize the thread. I remember those swimsuits in the late 1980's. There was an actress (cannot remember who) on the Tonight Show making a pitch for a company she had started that sold them. She called them "Sun Suits" or "Tan Suits." So how does one dance (or walk, for that matter) with stuffed pants? What happens when it falls out & falls down your trouser leg? How does one explain that away? ________________________________________________ Make something idiot-proof, & they will simply invent a better idiot.
Alexandra Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Well, so much for attempting to legitimize the thread. We're trying hard to fight that Scott as this is one of the rare instances in which legitimization equals sexual thrills, as opposed to many many other situations in life.
Scott S Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 We're trying hard to fight that Scott as this is one of the rare instances in which legitimization equals sexual thrills, as opposed to many many other situations in life. So I surmised. I suppose I'll simply join in the fun instead!
Scott S Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Well, he clearly wants something to jump him! Perahps a snake, provided you hold its mouth!
Scott S Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Here let me examine them! Nope not normal, no juice when sqeezed.. Perhaps they aren't ripe enough yet.
Alexandra Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Perahps a snake, provided you hold its mouth! I have to ask which mouth you refer to when you say "its". *Brushes off mental pic involving gag for littleboy1 and a snake* NOOOO stop hurting the snake!!!
Scott S Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 I have to ask which mouth you refer to when you say "its". *Brushes off mental pic involving gag for littleboy1 and a snake* NOOOO stop hurting the snake!!! I was thinking the snake, but now that you mention it, it could be either or both. I believe a snake is not suitable to use as a gag, though. Too soft, too easily bitten through.
Alexandra Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 I was thinking the snake, but now that you mention it, it could be either or both. I believe a snake is not suitable to use as a gag, though. Too soft, too easily bitten through. Oh very true. The gag in my mental pic was wooden through and through, the snake was in the... opposite end.
Scott S Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Oh very true. The gag in my mental pic was wooden through and through, the snake was in the... opposite end. We have failed to consider the snake, though. Wouldn't this be felony animal cruelty?
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