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Ladies,

How many of you sunbathe topless or unhook your top to get rid of tanlines?

 

bikini or one piece?

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dude your killing me

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I think it's a fashion no-no to drop the top half of a one piece. Bikini's topless are acceptable, topless one pieces will get you shelled off the beach. :p

 

Not enough sex lately?

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I used to, when I had a back yard with a real fence.

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I unhook my bathing suit top only in my back yard!!:)

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ever un-hook the sides of the string bikini. sunbathing topless is a nice way to go.

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So my guess is that you're either about 14 or if you're older, you're not getting any. Which is it?

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So my guess is that you're either about 14 or if you're older, you're not getting any. Which is it?

 

Did you miss smallboy1's spread of posts yesterday?

 

Although you could have a point on age, why else would he still be here instead of that porn site I recommended yesterday....

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Mommy might catch him! I caught it and the tenor of all his posts. What I can't figure out is why people, especially women, reply to his sophomoric questions by actually giving his answers and cheap thrills he obviously seeks.

 

I don't respond to sexually oriented questions/posts in kind at all but this stuff is absolutely juvenile drivel.

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Mommy might catch him! I caught it and the tenor of all his posts. What I can't figure out is why people, especially women, reply to his sophomoric questions by actually giving his answers and cheap thrills he obviously seeks.

 

I don't respond to sexually oriented questions/posts in kind at all but this stuff is absolutely juvenile drivel.

 

And that's why I adore you. :cool:

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And that's why I adore you. :cool:

 

:love: :love: :bunny::love: :love: :D

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;)

 

I DEARLY hope he gets an email notification for each of these and it makes his little..... heart jump with anticipation for a second.:lmao:

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Well, he clearly wants something to jump him!

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Well, he clearly wants something to jump him!

 

"something" as "anything looking vaguely femninine and still breathing"?

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So my guess is that you're either about 14 or if you're older, you're not getting any. Which is it?

 

Ya know, I thought it was a valid question.. and I also thought you were just making fun of him for no reason, until I went back & read his other posts. Ugh. :rolleyes:

 

:bunny:

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That would be my guess, or maybe a pillow!

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Glad you went back and read. I'm not usually one to take-on another poster but this is just too obvious.

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I sunbathe in a ripped up old sweat suit.

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I sunbathe in a ripped up old sweat suit.

 

Slut. :eek:

 

;):p:lmao::cool:

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Ya know, I thought it was a valid question.. and I also thought you were just making fun of him for no reason, until I went back & read his other posts. Ugh.

 

I saw them. Cheap thirlls indeed.

 

Making this a legitimate discussion, though, one of the objections I've heard cited is that breasts are quite delicate, & that the breast skin & nipple areas are quite vulnerable to sunburn. This would be especially true in the tropical locales where topless sunbathing is more prevalent.

 

This is an interesting paradox, as this does not seem to pose a problem for shirtless men working, playing, or relaxing outside, unless the man is very fair-skinned.

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Slut. :eek:

 

;):p:lmao::cool:

 

I know. I'm such a ho! You should see where the rips are...in all the strategic spots.:laugh:

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I know. I'm such a ho! You should see where the rips are...in all the strategic spots.:laugh:

 

bow chica wow wow...

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Don't they still make those tan through swim suits?

 

I remember seeing those in a catalog at one point.

 

Hey Big Man do you stuff your pants when you go clubbing?

What are the negatives and positives of stuffing ones pants? (front not the back)

So does it attract more ladies to you?

Boxers or briefs?

Stuff with a sock or a tater?

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Tell us a juicy story about the last time you stuffed your pants...

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Are your nipples pink or brown?

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