tinktronik Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 Each of you can spend fun filled days bytching and griping to each other about how much of a jerk each of you are, and how everything you do is wrong or annoying. Wow you just described my ex marrige to a T.
tinktronik Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 Never hold his hand in public Don't make eye contact with other men, or speak to other men. Never do anything without asking his permission first Drop all your plans every time he even hints he has something he wants to do. Jump up after sex and bring him a sandwhich and a beer. Then let him sleep while you go do laundry, dishes, and other domestic chores. Buy him gifts and give him money, but never ask for anything in return. Only speak when spoken to. oh but you forgot that when he buys you things they will blatantly be for him and you don't say anything about it or prepare to fight. .My god this was my marrige , do you guys know me and my ex?
tinktronik Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 hell does this mean I should not hold my H's beer for him while I blow him? don't you know your supposed to balance the beer on your head? duhhh
Walk Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 My god this was my marrige , do you guys know me and my ex? My marriage too... don't you know your supposed to balance the beer on your head? duhhh That's awesome. That'd be hard... splish, suck, splash, suck.. I'd end up with it all over my head.
Walk Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Typical... I just got three new ones today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't greet your bf at the door. (causes them too much pressure) Don't offer to take their bag because it demasculates them. And always ask before doing anything that isn't specifically okay'd first.
tinktronik Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Don't ever get excited about anything,it irritates him . Oh and don't ever "accidentally" drop his dinner in his lap after he curses at you, this may make him angry.
jerbear Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 No one ever said this. get naked and assume his favorite positions.
Walk Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 No one ever said this. get naked and assume his favorite positions. that's because by the time you learn to be an obediant gf, he doesn't actually want you any more...
tinktronik Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 that's because by the time you learn to be an obediant gf, he doesn't actually want you any more... he does not want you if you want him , but if your not interested then he suddenly becomes interested.
ReluctantRomeo Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Nope. I have a backbone and don't stand for sh*t I feel that shouldn't fly. Typical, although I fully agree that it's way more fun to have a sarcastic vent-fest than actually solve the underlying issues, the question must be: if you hate him so much, why are you still with him? What's wrong with you girl? I think you should tell him to call you out on every little thing you do that annoys, upsets, or possibly bothers him at all. Then you're free to do the same to him. Each of you can spend fun filled days bytching and griping to each other about how much of a jerk each of you are, and how everything you do is wrong or annoying. Word. You can scratch each others eyes out daily. Fun
catgirl1927 Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 that's because by the time you learn to be an obediant gf, he doesn't actually want you any more... :lmao: It's true!!!
Touche Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 I used to be a wimp and found that by the time I figured out I needed to stand up for myself and did, I didn't want HIM anymore!
Author typical Posted May 4, 2006 Author Posted May 4, 2006 I think Walk said it best: that's because by the time you learn to be an obediant gf, he doesn't actually want you any more... This has got to be the truest thing I have read in awhile...... Along with this: he does not want you if you want him , but if your not interested then he suddenly becomes interested. Both of these things are so very right on the money, its scary. Because that is EXACTLY how s*** goes. EXACTLY.
Author typical Posted May 4, 2006 Author Posted May 4, 2006 Don't ever get excited about anything,it irritates him . :lmao: Yes, and NEVER under any circumstances say that you had a wonderful day when you come home from work. Always be sure to say that your day was s***ty because you were without him, everyone knows the world begins and ends with him. Consequences for saying you had a wonderful day: Him telling you that tomorrow, he is going to have an even more wonderful day, imply that he is going to bang a couple of chicks, and tell you he wont be home until 10:00pm
Walk Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Consequences for saying you had a wonderful day: Him telling you that tomorrow, he is going to have an even more wonderful day, imply that he is going to bang a couple of chicks, and tell you he wont be home until 10:00pm Yup. Doesn't have to be just because you had a good day though. Sometimes he just feels the need to throw this tidbit in your face to keep you in your place.
Author typical Posted May 4, 2006 Author Posted May 4, 2006 Sometimes he just feels the need to throw this tidbit in your face to keep you in your place. Yes definately.....Note however, his form of throwing it in your face.......He IMPLIES it rather than actually says it...because we all know that IMPLYING weighs alot more heavier than the actual words. And of course he is well within his reason. After all, you were being a disobedient bad little kitty that needs punished....
grateful Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 After all, you were being a disobedient bad little kitty that needs punished.... mostly for allowing yourself to stay in this situation. but i guess the punishment is already there.......
tinktronik Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Ultimitaly that is the anwser, but , I was under the impression that this was a parody post.
Walk Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Tinktronik, that is the cutest Marine I've EVER seen!!!! But don't you think you're robbing the cradle just a bit?
tinktronik Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Tinktronik, that is the cuties Marine I've EVER seen!!!! But don't you think you're robbing the cradle just a bit? nahh , thanks , isen' t he just precious ( my boy), and hes just perfect for me.he wanted to be his dad for halloween.
grateful Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Ultimitaly that is the anwser, but , I was under the impression that this was a parody post. woops - sorry I put a damper on the parody pity party. it was starting to scare me. but, ok, if it's useful for everyone else please carry on.
tinktronik Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 woops - sorry I put a damper on the parody pity party. it was starting to scare me. but, ok, if it's useful for everyone else please carry on. no, no, no this is now a thread about how cute my son is. Oh really don't let me distract you..........carry on.
Walk Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Ultimitaly that is the anwser, but , I was under the impression that this was a parody post. I would consider it dark humor... or sarcastic. He IMPLIES it rather than actually says it...because we all know that IMPLYING weighs alot more heavier than the actual words. And of course he is well within his reason. After all, you were being a disobedient bad little kitty that needs punished.... But by IMPLYING then he can deny it later, by accusing you of turning his words around on him. And he can say with all honesty that he never once said he would do the deed, thereby confirming you're a crazy and insecure gf.
Alexandra Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Ultimitaly that is the anwser, but , I was under the impression that this was a parody post. It was meant to be.... and ReluctantRomeo - if I read the other threads correctly Typical is not in a relationship presently but she does seem to have been "bittered into full speed sarcasm" by one or several of the past ones.
Walk Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 no, no, no this is now a thread about how cute my son is. Oh really don't let me distract you..........carry on. So I was saying... What a handsome young man. He's gonna be a heartbreaker when he gets older.
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