Chinook Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 Sorry... having found myself watching the 'inbox' as you do... I now find I am beginning to actually like spam mail!
Author Chinook Posted April 19, 2006 Author Posted April 19, 2006 Okay so email spam is now the in-thing with me...? I hear the inbox 'ping' and I'm relieved it's an offer to enlarge my penis or enter into a business deal in Nigeria...? WTFIUWT..? I'm GLAD it's these things..? Oh... in addition to which... this morning, my doorbell rings. No one calls at my house because I'm hardly ever there these days. Anyhow, I'm getting ready for work and my stomach drops through the floor... 'could it be him?' my sneaky brain asks and I think 'shut-the-feck-up-will-ya' and go to the door. It's a dark tall figure in the glass and sneaky-evil-voice is SQUEALING "is it? is it? is it?" and I shake myself off and open the door - to see a neighbour... with a parcel in his hands... telling me there was a mistake and it was delivered to them instead. [sigh] then squeaky-me-voice starts in AGAIN... 'whatisit?whatisit?whatisit? Did HE send it?' FFS! I rip the paper off to see a chocolate egg. It's a day late. I see the familiar hand-writing of my best friend and I simultaneously want to kill her (because it's her and not him) and kiss her (because it's her and not him). I slide down the wall in the hallway and b-r-e-a-t-h-e. [sigh] I sink back into the 'no contact' nightmare and wonder what the hell else the day has in store and how the feck to shut that fecking squeaky voice up..? I'm getting thru.
chocolate_boy Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 Yes the early days do royally suck-ass! However you'll be pleased to know this feeling doesn't usually last long, few weeks at most, maintain NC and you'll cold-turkey your way off the ex. Well done!
Author Chinook Posted April 19, 2006 Author Posted April 19, 2006 Thanks.. Yeah they do suck. Big time. I came home cos I got sick of the phone ringing in the office and the squeaky-crappy-voice whining was it him? FFS! Good job I can work at home!
StussyMagnet Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 Chinook, if you love all the spam mail then you should check out this link. Is's long but it's worth it. [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800080]http://www.s-g.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Pages/419.htm[/COLOR][/FONT] This guy decided to string one of these business venture emails along. It is so funny! Not really relevant to the forum but should make you laugh up a bit and I now use the word Girfuy every day!
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