CaliGuy Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 What the hell is wrong with me today?! Out of the blue I am having a pity party. 15 steps forward, one huge step back. Anyone want to join me? I don't have 'em often but figured WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! Why not *slamming down some red wine while I'm at it.* Entertain me, dammit Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 We all have 'em, I thought I was completely fine and today I feel alone and crappy about things. You give so many people advice about not taking steps back, try to hold in there! Link to post Share on other sites
Roarz Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Here you go, don't know if you've seen this but it made me laugh. http://www.illuminati-guild.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1&d=1145058697 Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Read your guide. Link to post Share on other sites
Author CaliGuy Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Read your guide. Hey I live by the guide but this is one bad day in the last month or so. I was overdue Have a beer with me Johan. Tell some good jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Have a beer with me Johan. Tell some good jokes. Well, chin up. Beer sounds good. I never remember jokes. Actually, here's one that made me laugh for about half an hour: A farmer walks in the door of his house carrying a sheep under one arm and walks right up to his wife and says, "This here's the pig I've been screwing on those nights when you say you have a headache." The wife says, "that's not a pig, you idiot, that's a sheep." The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you." I love that one. Link to post Share on other sites
2020vision Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I had a "pity party" last Friday night...after two many glasses of red wine. Been doing so well, then it came out of nowhere! At least you can laugh about it all! Link to post Share on other sites
Author CaliGuy Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Well, chin up. Beer sounds good. I never remember jokes. Actually, here's one that made me laugh for about half an hour: A farmer walks in the door of his house carrying a sheep under one arm and walks right up to his wife and says, "This here's the pig I've been screwing on those nights when you say you have a headache." The wife says, "that's not a pig, you idiot, that's a sheep." The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you." I love that one. Hhaha! Hey what do you get when you play a country album backwards? . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Your dog, your wife and your truck back Link to post Share on other sites
Author CaliGuy Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 I had a "pity party" last Friday night...after two many glasses of red wine. Been doing so well, then it came out of nowhere! At least you can laugh about it all! Hey, I have another bottle of wine here. Wanna join me Link to post Share on other sites
2020vision Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Sounds good to me! I'll hop on a plane, be there by tomorrow! Link to post Share on other sites
Author CaliGuy Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Sounds good to me! I'll hop on a plane, be there by tomorrow! Damn. That's a sloooooooooooooooooooow flight. What are you taking? A condor?! muahaha. Link to post Share on other sites
2020vision Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I mean tomorrow as in 12AM.... Link to post Share on other sites
the_alchemyst Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Oh, you're moving to Orange County? Woo hoo. Suddenly I don't feel so lonely (given everyone here is always dating someone--makes me feel like a loser). I hope you'll like it here! You wanna trade places with me, Caliguy? Link to post Share on other sites
Author CaliGuy Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Oh, you're moving to Orange County? Woo hoo. Suddenly I don't feel so lonely (given everyone here is always dating someone--makes me feel like a loser). I hope you'll like it here! You wanna trade places with me, Caliguy? Nope hehe. Link to post Share on other sites
AltplanB2 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Im from Orange. Went to OCC. Met my Ex there. Link to post Share on other sites
the_alchemyst Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Im from Orange. Went to OCC. Met my Ex there. Oh, yea? Interesting! I go to OCC nearly every day to drop off my friend who believes I am her personal taxi or something. Poo. Nope. hehe. Aww. Anyway, I hope you are feeling better now. Maybe today will be a better day for you. Link to post Share on other sites
riobikini Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Oh, Cali! -The thing with Pity parties, is that you have alllll this tiiiime, and allll this spaaace, and lots to talk about, -but (smile) nobody wants to come. Do what I said. -Rio Link to post Share on other sites
shelters Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Hope you are feeling better now that it is morning & the sun is out! Link to post Share on other sites
Author CaliGuy Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Haha. I am feeling better. Sometimes ya just gotta vent Link to post Share on other sites
MadDog Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Hey I live by the guide but this is one bad day in the last month or so. I was overdue Have a beer with me Johan. Tell some good jokes. What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. OMG!!! :lmao: :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
luvtoto Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Looks like I've joined the party...yea. Having a rough night at home. Link to post Share on other sites
Author CaliGuy Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Welcome to the party Link to post Share on other sites
luvtoto Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Welcome to the party Thanks, CG. I appreciate that. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I think the pity party should be for tonight! Today sucked! Red wine, yep, bring it on!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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