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Pity Party!!! Wooooooot!


CaliGuy

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What the hell is wrong with me today?! Out of the blue I am having a pity party. 15 steps forward, one huge step back.

 

Anyone want to join me? I don't have 'em often but figured WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! Why not :)

 

*slamming down some red wine while I'm at it.*

 

Entertain me, dammit :)

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We all have 'em, I thought I was completely fine and today I feel alone and crappy about things.

You give so many people advice about not taking steps back, try to hold in there!

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Read your guide.

 

Hey I live by the guide but this is one bad day in the last month or so. I was overdue :)

 

Have a beer with me Johan. Tell some good jokes.

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Have a beer with me Johan. Tell some good jokes.

 

Well, chin up. Beer sounds good. I never remember jokes.

 

Actually, here's one that made me laugh for about half an hour:

 

A farmer walks in the door of his house carrying a sheep under one arm and walks right up to his wife and says, "This here's the pig I've been screwing on those nights when you say you have a headache."

 

The wife says, "that's not a pig, you idiot, that's a sheep."

 

The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."

 

 

I love that one.

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I had a "pity party" last Friday night...after two many glasses of red wine. Been doing so well, then it came out of nowhere! At least you can laugh about it all! :)

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Well, chin up. Beer sounds good. I never remember jokes.

 

Actually, here's one that made me laugh for about half an hour:

 

A farmer walks in the door of his house carrying a sheep under one arm and walks right up to his wife and says, "This here's the pig I've been screwing on those nights when you say you have a headache."

 

The wife says, "that's not a pig, you idiot, that's a sheep."

 

The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."

 

 

I love that one.

 

Hhaha!

 

Hey what do you get when you play a country album backwards?

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Your dog, your wife and your truck back ;)

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I had a "pity party" last Friday night...after two many glasses of red wine. Been doing so well, then it came out of nowhere! At least you can laugh about it all! :)

 

Hey, I have another bottle of wine here. Wanna join me ;)

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Sounds good to me! I'll hop on a plane, be there by tomorrow! ;)

 

Damn.

 

 

That's a sloooooooooooooooooooow flight. What are you taking? A condor?!

 

muahaha.

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Oh, you're moving to Orange County? Woo hoo. Suddenly I don't feel so lonely (given everyone here is always dating someone--makes me feel like a loser). I hope you'll like it here! :)

 

You wanna trade places with me, Caliguy? :laugh:

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Oh, you're moving to Orange County? Woo hoo. Suddenly I don't feel so lonely (given everyone here is always dating someone--makes me feel like a loser). I hope you'll like it here! :)

 

You wanna trade places with me, Caliguy? :laugh:

 

Nope :) hehe.

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Im from Orange. Went to OCC. Met my Ex there.

 

Oh, yea? Interesting! I go to OCC nearly every day to drop off my friend who believes I am her personal taxi or something. Poo.

 

Nope. hehe.

 

Aww.

 

Anyway, I hope you are feeling better now. :) Maybe today will be a better day for you.

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Oh, Cali! -The thing with Pity parties, is that you have alllll this tiiiime, and allll this spaaace, and lots to talk about, -but (smile) nobody wants to come.

 

Do what I said.

 

;)

 

-Rio

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Hey I live by the guide but this is one bad day in the last month or so. I was overdue :)

 

Have a beer with me Johan. Tell some good jokes.

 

What did one tampon say to the other?

 

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. :laugh:

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