burning 4 revenge Posted April 16, 2006 Posted April 16, 2006 Does anybody else ever make out with their pillow, or am I just a sick f*ck?
My_Other_I Posted April 16, 2006 Posted April 16, 2006 When I was about 10, I would make out just about with anything for practice reasons. Does that make me a sick f*ck?
johan Posted April 16, 2006 Posted April 16, 2006 Does anybody else ever make out with their pillow, or am I just a sick f*ck? Did you take it to dinner first or did you go straight to bed?
Sand&Water Posted April 16, 2006 Posted April 16, 2006 Did you take it to dinner first or did you go straight to bed? :lmao: You crack me up johan! I'm hoping that, B4R, does his deed with the pillow case on. God knows, what a mess that would be.
lindya Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 Does anybody else ever make out with their pillow, or am I just a sick f*ck? I bet lots of people make out with pillows, but you're the only one who posts a picture of himself f***ing it (with others lining up to take their turn) on a website profile. The pillow might be out of shot, but it's obvious what's going on there. Where's Veronica?
Author burning 4 revenge Posted April 17, 2006 Author Posted April 17, 2006 I bet lots of people make out with pillows, but you're the only one who posts a picture of himself f***ing it (with others lining up to take their turn) on a website profile. The pillow might be out of shot, but it's obvious what's going on there. Where's Veronica? Yeah, I posted that picture like three months ago on Yahoo personals. I didn't know it was still up there, since I have never gotten any responses. The naked cowboy in the photograph isn't really lining up to f*ck the pillow, that's just my uncle ,Father Clarence, and he was really excited, because he just saw Brokeback Mountain. And the black guy is some wino they call "Sniffles", he wasn't originally there to f*** the pillow either, he was all coked up and wandered into the picture. In the end he ended up f***ing the pillow anyway. Then we all clapped. Veronica wasn't there in person, of course, but if you look at the picture closely, you will see what looks like wallpaper is really hundreds of photos. If you can make out the person in any of the pictures, that's Veronica. Was it really all that obvious?
lindya Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 Veronica wasn't there in person, of course, but if you look at the picture closely, you will see what looks like wallpaper is really hundreds of photos. If you can make out the person in any of the pictures, that's Veronica. Was it really all that obvious? All too obvious, I'm afraid. In Veronica's honour, I printed the picture out and examined it under a magnifying glass. Is that a third ear? Never mind - it's a minor detail. She's lovely, and I can see why you have such a crush. Just go easy on that pillow, and watch out for sharp bits on the feathers.
whichwayisup Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 Does anybody else ever make out with their pillow, or am I just a sick f*ck? Do you fantasize that your pillow is a real person?
lindya Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 If B4R doesn't get banned, I'm pretty sure that in about 3 months time people will be lolling his every word. Why does it always take so long for individual types of humour to filter through in this place?
blind_otter Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 If B4R doesn't get banned, I'm pretty sure that in about 3 months time people will be lolling his every word. Why does it always take so long for individual types of humour to filter through in this place? The process of percolation.
dgiirl Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 i havent yet... but the idea is starting to sound better and better each day
Author burning 4 revenge Posted April 17, 2006 Author Posted April 17, 2006 Can I ask how old you are B4R? I'm 31, pillowf*cker (didn't think I'd see your other post?)
a4a Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 I'm 31, pillowf*cker (didn't think I'd see your other post?) Oh you got busted Which Way Do you have a preference for a specific type of pillow? Have you tried one of those body pillows yet? Those are humpalicious!
whichwayisup Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 I'm 31, pillowf*cker (didn't think I'd see your other post?) Good, you read that. The pillowf***ing comment was on purpose!
whichwayisup Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 Oh you got busted Which Way Do you have a preference for a specific type of pillow? Have you tried one of those body pillows yet? Those are humpalicious! I think a nice firm long one would do nicely. Thanks for asking!
tinktronik Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 Yeah, I posted that picture like three months ago on Yahoo personals. I didn't know it was still up there, since I have never gotten any responses. The naked cowboy in the photograph isn't really lining up to f*ck the pillow, that's just my uncle ,Father Clarence, and he was really excited, because he just saw Brokeback Mountain. And the black guy is some wino they call "Sniffles", he wasn't originally there to f*** the pillow either, he was all coked up and wandered into the picture. In the end he ended up f***ing the pillow anyway. Then we all clapped. Veronica wasn't there in person, of course, but if you look at the picture closely, you will see what looks like wallpaper is really hundreds of photos. If you can make out the person in any of the pictures, that's Veronica. Was it really all that obvious? Really , I thought the picture was mostly in bad taste , however understanding the artistic nature I was quite turned on by sniffles but would suggest next time you include the midget and light saber .
Author burning 4 revenge Posted April 17, 2006 Author Posted April 17, 2006 Really , I thought the picture was mostly in bad taste , however understanding the artistic nature I was quite turned on by sniffles but would suggest next time you include the midget and light saber . If you thought the picture was in bad taste, then you definitely don't want to see what the midget does with the light saber.
johan Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 Speaking of bedding issues, I just discovered a hole in the side of my mattress. Anyone here have any ideas what I should use to plug it?
Citizen Erased Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 Speaking of bedding issues, I just discovered a hole in the side of my mattress. Anyone here have any ideas what I should use to plug it? this guys posts get better and better!
whichwayisup Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 Speaking of bedding issues, I just discovered a hole in the side of my mattress. Anyone here have any ideas what I should use to plug it? *Raises hand* Pick me! Pick me! I know, I know!!
Author burning 4 revenge Posted April 20, 2006 Author Posted April 20, 2006 On The Sopranos this week Tony made the comment " pillow-biters are even in the armed forces". So, you see, it isn't just me.
Art_Critic Posted April 20, 2006 Posted April 20, 2006 On The Sopranos this week Tony made the comment " pillow-biters are even in the armed forces". So, you see, it isn't just me. But he wasn't refering to somone licking their pillow or f***ing it.. He was refering to the catcher of a gay couple biting his pillow when he is getting in the as*. so are you saying that you like to get it is the as* from another guy ?
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