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Most of the guys I've had sex with who had gigantic weenis' had no idea how to actually use their tools.

 

then those are not real men, guys always know how to work there tools

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:lmao: yeah

 

maybe he at least has a big nut sacks some girls like that

 

What's he gonna do... f*** her with his sack? Ouch! :p

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:lmao: yeah

 

maybe he at least has a big nut sacks some girls like that

 

Not my first preference. I don't like to feel the smack smack when trying to enjoy the part that's penetrating....

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What's he gonna do... f*** her with his sack? Ouch! :p

 

well maybe he can bang it in there

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GAWD ALL MIGHTY......... I hope you taught them!!! A giant penis is a terrible thing to waste!

 

I was cursed (or blessed) with a shallow vagina. My vagina is very into judging based on appearanced :lmao:.

 

No, I can't really handle the very well endowed. Cervix punches hurt.

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I was cursed (or blessed) with a shallow vagina. My vagina is very into judging based on appearanced :lmao:.

 

No, I can't really handle the very well endowed. Cervix punches hurt.

 

You should hook up with the OP then... sounds like you two could be a great match. :)

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wouldn't it be interesting if our private parts could speak??? random thought - I know....

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wouldn't it be interesting if our private parts could speak??? random thought - I know....

 

if mine could speak i'd be in jail

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wouldn't it be interesting if our private parts could speak??? random thought - I know....

 

 

Hell mine does........ she says or moans "yes yes more more ohhhhhh Yeah!"

 

:lmao:

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Mine would say

 

Cum to momma!! :laugh:

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Mine sez "spread 'em!"

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Mine sez "spread 'em!"

 

 

as in frisk me?

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as in frisk me?

 

No, spread yer damn thighs! :bunny:

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No, spread yer damn thighs! :bunny:

 

:lmao: straight to the point

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Hell at least mine is not screaming " is that it?" :lmao:

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:lmao: straight to the point

 

That's right... straight to the point with no barriers. :)

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Hell at least mine is not screaming " is that it?" :lmao:

 

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Or get a bigger "landing strip" to guide the lil fella

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Or get a bigger "landing strip" to guide the lil fella

 

 

landing strip - wings spread - soaring like an eagle hmmmmm :love:

 

gotta love a smooth good landing, right on target... :D

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Only do the butt sex on them, they will think you are much bigger than a cheesy doodle!

 

Do women actually exist who are willing to be exclusively backdoor? And I am not talking about women who have penises.

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And I am not talking about women who have penises.

 

LOL! .......

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Do women actually exist who are willing to be exclusively backdoor? And I am not talking about women who have penises.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ......................funny

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Do women actually exist who are willing to be exclusively backdoor? And I am not talking about women who have penises.

only in Cuba.

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only in Cuba.

 

Is that true? I'm 2nd generation Cuban-American. Forget my cousin, I'm going to have take a trip to the old country.

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Do any of you girls consider 5.7 by 4.9 too small for pleasure? Be honest. If a guy was in an otherwise loving relationship, but the girl didn't enjoy oral sex very much (not just from me, anybody) and has had 70 + lovers by 35, it was doomed from the get go, right?

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