Mary3 Posted April 2, 2006 Posted April 2, 2006 1. Always pick her up in your rat trap car so she knows you will likely be going to McDonalds for dinner. 2. Remind her that the Happy Meal for $ 1.99 is a superior choice and she can get a free toy too. 3.Look sheeplishly at your date and profess that you lost your wallet and the ride back home on 3 city buses to get your wallet will take 3 hours and would she mind covering the bill ? 4. After a nice meal of Chicken McNuggets suggest going back to your place to study the cockroach descent in resent months that have invaded your cabinets and so its unlikely you can offer her a snack of any sort. 5. Play your cheesy burned copies of Barry White in her ear as she relaxes on your rented sofa. 6. After you get her comfortable on a cheap Boones Farm Strawberry Hill Wine for $ 2.99 its time for you to make your move . 7. Tell her your Salvation Army sofa is too stiff and could you move to a more comfortable place like your soft satiny bed that your purchased at a name brand furniture store dent sale. 8. When she gets all cozy do the Alpha Moves that made him famous. 9. If you see an opportunity to get laid always say you have to get up in the morning early, lest she tries to stay the nite . 10. After you do the deed offer her cab fare but reluctantly tell her you can't find your dreaded wallet again and would she mind fronting the fare ? 11. Never leave an open comment such as " Hey Baby its was great and I will call you friday " Instead say :" It was nice sweetie, be sure and grab your coat , wont you ? " on the way out.
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