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Ode to TOW

by Once Again There was an other woman who lived in a shoe,

the bigger the better, so we'll say its a boot.

She wore the finest of jewels, she bought them herself.

and nice fancy furs, shipped via cargo express.

 

One day she took a trip and ran across an old friend

but now she realized it was her old married man

His was belly was jolly, but he was no santie claus

and that once trimmed moustache now covered his mouth.

 

Good grief said the other woman, i didn't know it was you

your sexy smile now has a gold tooth.

You've lost those abs, and your arms are flab

you grip a can of beer when its was once tab.

 

He smiled crookedly and said boy you've changed.

hair once short is now a flowing mane.

your legs are gorgeous and your eyes glitter glow

and those bags under your eyes are not there any more.

 

the other woman giggle and smirked at his stupid comments

but graciously said thank you for the compliments

tell me please he said I'd like to know

how is it that you shine, sparkle and glow?

 

 

she said while waiting to see you in the wee bit hours

i pumped iron to feel agression and power

while waiting on your calls each and every day

i did more work and got a raise in pay

 

 

while pacing my house waiting for our next date

i stayed in and ate a home cooked plate

while eating your full servings of lie after lie

i had no room left for my favorite pie.

 

 

while hoping and praying that things would change

i had enough time to grow this mane.

as for my eyes my dear they always glittered

i had to learn to wash them and rid them of litter

 

when you didn't call or visit, or plan to see me

i went to the salon and had a facial of seaweed

beautiful i am and beautiful I will be

all because of you, and what you did to me.

 

the other woman almost had a tear come to her eye

but she fought it back because deep down inside

she loved the married man and always will

but she found she loved herself more, and her love was real.

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