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Fellas, are you dateless this weekend?


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Recently single, I was flipping through FHM magazine and wondering where I could find some hot girls to casually date. Then I found this:

 

http://www.fhmus.com/dates

 

It features 20 girls every month that are supposedly single and looking for some fun. At least one of them is bound to be in your area. I've sent one of the local ones a message but she hasn't responded yet. I'm sure she will in the next few days. You're welcome.

 

MD

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yes, dateless

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Yeah, I'm sure she will, because you're more special than the 9834309473846 other guys who read the magazine. How's this for an idea, go out and met REAL women in the REAL world, not through some magazine. You're welcome.

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Hmm. If I really need a last last resort. I'd hope things haven't got quite that bad yet though.

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Hmm. If I really need a last last resort. I'd hope things haven't got quite that bad yet though.

 

Last resort? Come on! Most of these girls are probably a lot hotter than the girls you'd meet on a daily basis. I think it's worth a shot.

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define dateless ? :laugh:

 

Dateless = your plans for Friday/Saturday night mostly involve your XBox as opposed to spending time with a girl you've asked out.

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Last resort? Come on! Most of these girls are probably a lot hotter than the girls you'd meet on a daily basis. I think it's worth a shot.

HA HA :lmao: I bet they are!

 

*Meet Tonya... she's 5'9" and 112 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes and a size double D. She'll rock your world.*

 

Reality: Tonya is a middle aged house wife who's left boob weighs 112lbs. She hasn't seen her toes in 7 years due to the overside tummy she maintains dilligently with ho-ho's and cupcakes.

She's looking for love by paying a magazine to deceive young men into thinking she is gorgeous and hot.

 

For a guy who is dateless, it's pretty ironic for you to set your standards so high.

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:lmao: Um, that's for sure not an ad for an escort service. No really. It's not. Really, I mean it.
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Dateless = your plans for Friday/Saturday night mostly involve your XBox as opposed to spending time with a girl you've asked out.

 

yes dateless on friday/saturday night but dateFULL during the week. ;):D

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HA HA :lmao: I bet they are!

 

*Meet Tonya... she's 5'9" and 112 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes and a size double D. She'll rock your world.*

 

Reality: Tonya is a middle aged house wife who's left boob weighs 112lbs. She hasn't seen her toes in 7 years due to the overside tummy she maintains dilligently with ho-ho's and cupcakes.

She's looking for love by paying a magazine to deceive young men into thinking she is gorgeous and hot.

 

For a guy who is dateless, it's pretty ironic for you to set your standards so high.

 

You think the pictures of those girls are fake? That'd be totally bogus if I got a response and the "girl" ended up being some old lady. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

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Dateless = your plans for Friday/Saturday night mostly involve your XBox as opposed to spending time with a girl you've asked out.

What's wrong with spending the night with your xbox?

 

oh sorry, this is for the guys. :p

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You HAVE to post on Monday and tell us what happened. HILARIOUS.

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Dateless = your plans for Friday/Saturday night mostly involve your XBox as opposed to spending time with a girl you've asked out.

 

Hm. Then I guess I am dateless. In a short while I will be ruthlessly killing anything that moves. Thank God for XBox360. I no longer have to deal with the stress of relationships, or a future with a woman I love, or kids or family or any of that bunk. Thank you, Microsoft!

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Then I guess I am dateless. In a short while I will be ruthlessly killing anything that moves.

 

Interestingly, some people actually take that approach to dating (killing anything that moves.)

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So, how'd it go? Did you get a fun and hot date through that site this past weekend?

 

Personally, I suspect that your original post was an attempt at commercial advertising done on someone else's behalf.

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