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He really liked having things his way.

 

He was a neat freak.

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I had an ex who said icky things constantly.

 

We had two cats together and he'd refer to himself as 'daddy' and me as 'mommy'

 

EW

 

 

He also was really bad at dirty talk in bed; it wasn't sexy at all, just icky. I'm too grossed out just thinking about it to even write any of it down....

 

Let's just say it involved the word 'daddy' SHUDDER EW!!!!!

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using sex to get what she wants

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I would have to say my ex's most annoying habit would have been his constant retelling of the same stupid stories aka lies to everyone...

 

I gotta share one...he told me that a friend of his owned two rotties named satan and chainsaw...told me about these dogs for years...then I met this friend by some freak chance and my ex was there...so I thought ok I'll call him on it..I told the friend that my ex talked about him quite abit and even more about his dogs satan and chainsaw..the guy looked at me and said I never even owned rotties let alone ones with that name..I looked at my ex and he got all flustered stating that oh I was mistaken it was another friend...stories like that all the time.. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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When he was angry with me he would say "you are just like your mother"

 

I would reply very calmly with "why thank you - she is the most honest, kindhearted, loyal and trustworthy person on the face of the earth."

 

Of course that made him even more angry - especially if I followed it up with him being like his mom (she had been married 7 times and my mom married for her lifetime). 40+ years. :laugh:

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The most annoying?

 

Probably the fact that I found out that I was dating her shadow and not the real her...dark, ominous and without real substance.

 

oh you dated my ex too? ;)

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I'd mention to her, out of courtesy, that at some point during the coming weekend, I was planning to go out and do ___. She'd express no objection.

 

Then Saturday would arrive, I'd mention that I was going to do ___, and she'd say "can't you do that another day?" in the most whiny-assed voice I think I've heard from an adult.

 

SOOOO glad I don't have to deal with her on a daily basis anymore. :cool:

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