CaliGuy Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Ok so Saturday night I'm on my way out with friends and we stop by the local coffee shop for a large coffee. Now, you all know me. I have no problem walking up to the hottest chick in the place and sparking up a conversation, which is exactly what I did. That night it happened to be the girl behind the counter. She was drop dead gorgeous. Brunette, tall (5'11") and stunning. Most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. My best guess was that she's 23-24. Anyway, I spark up a conversation with her. Smile a lot, make good eye contact. She's impressed by my forwardness and confidence. She liked me. Anyway, I figure she is college age so I ask her what school she goes to. She mentions a school I don't recognize so I say "What college is that?" and she says "College? I'm 16 and in high school." YIKES! Ok at that point I had to say "Whoops! Sorry." She told one of my friends on the way out the door "Seriously, if he can wait two years I want to go out with him." Now this girl in no way looks 16. She's a freaking knockout. Too bad she isn't at least 24-28. I'd definitely be going on with her. Oh well, at least I know my confidence and self-esteem is back, even if it was wasted on a 16 year old. You know what they say: "16 will get you 20!" I guess I have to find a new place for coffee
blind_otter Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Dude the kids nowadays are old lookin. Well some of them. There was an episode of sex and the city where samantha is doing PR for a 13 year old's b-day party. The 13 year old girls were scarey and whorish (on the show). teenagers scare me.
Author CaliGuy Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 I am 100% honest here when I say she in NO WAY looked 16. I thought she was lying.
Sassy Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 My s/o neice is 18 and looks 24 she could be a model. Must be something in the water making the girls look that way these days.
hotgurl Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 there is this seriously drop dead gorgeous guy working at starbucks, I mean ever time I get my coffee he makes me just want to climb throught the drive thru window. Anyway I am willing to be eventhgh he looks mid twenties he's maybe 18. It's true esp with teenage girls they look so much older.
Author CaliGuy Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 It'd be nice for once to have a hottie be aggressive towards me. I always have to make the first move!
Art_Critic Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 My best guess was that she's 23-24. 16.. whew.. but aren't you close to 40 ? even 23 is kinda young
blind_otter Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I'm in my 20s and refuse to date men younger than 30. I prefer 35+.
blue16 Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I'm in my 20s and refuse to date men younger than 30. I prefer 35+. Don't act like you wouldn't go out with an attractive, intelligent, 19 year old man
jerbear Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I'm in my 20s and refuse to date men younger than 30. I prefer 35+. Guess I'm out of the picture! I personally go after older women. Look at the hands...
Author CaliGuy Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 Blind_otter, your PM's are full.
blind_otter Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 thanks. I needed to clean that up! I had messages from like 2004 in there.
alphamale Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 CALIGUY....did your c*ck go limp when you found out she was jail-bait?
blind_otter Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Don't act like you wouldn't go out with an attractive, intelligent, 19 year old man I wouldn't, sadly. I'd say the facination I have with older men borders on a fetish. I think it's actually pretty common in some women. My mom is 22 years younger than my pops.
hotgurl Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I date older men too. caliguy you not like 40 are you?
blind_otter Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 CALIGUY....did your c*ck go limp when you found out she was jail-bait? I still love you, ALPHA. Whyyyyyy don't you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Becoming Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I have a just barely 14-year-old daughter who's 5'10" size 2 and looks like Julia Roberts with legs up to her ears. I won't let her go anywhere alone because she is clueless as to how gorgeous she is, which only makes her more attractive as she stands on the street corner handing out fliers trying to promote awareness as to what's happening in Darfur. And you can't have her Cali!
bluetuesday Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 16's legal here. i didn't realise the law was different in the states. that's not helpful, nor does it take this matter any further, but it's all i got.
alphamale Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I still love you, ALPHA. Whyyyyyy don't you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Hi, my name is alpha and i'm insecuuuurrrrrrreeeeeeee
blind_otter Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I had a friend in HS whose BF was 23. Her parents didn't care. If you have parental consent. Heh heh heh. Then I suppose it would be sorta like dating her and her parents simultaneously. Ooooh weird.
blind_otter Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Hi, my name is alpha and i'm insecuuuurrrrrrreeeeeeee Yet again I laugh out loud in my office when someone walks by. I embrace my insanity.
Author CaliGuy Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 CALIGUY....did your c*ck go limp when you found out she was jail-bait? Nah, it doesn't get excited until I'm good and ready. Then it won't ever go away
Author CaliGuy Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 I had a friend in HS whose BF was 23. Her parents didn't care. If you have parental consent. Heh heh heh. Then I suppose it would be sorta like dating her and her parents simultaneously. Ooooh weird. I'm old enough to be her daddy. And she needs a spanking
Author CaliGuy Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 I have a just barely 14-year-old daughter who's 5'10" size 2 and looks like Julia Roberts with legs up to her ears. I won't let her go anywhere alone because she is clueless as to how gorgeous she is, which only makes her more attractive as she stands on the street corner handing out fliers trying to promote awareness as to what's happening in Darfur. And you can't have her Cali! Haha, no problem. If she ain't legal, I ain't interested
Art_Critic Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 I'm in my 20s and refuse to date men younger than 30. I prefer 35+. what are you doing later on B_O ?
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