witabix Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Interesting.....I don't know how anyone can actually have sex with 2 people and pretend to enjoy it with only one. I refuse to cheat on OM with my husband...how pathetic is that!!! Hmmmm, maybe i am loyal after all, never thought of it that way. Cheat on my Om with my husband!! Oh now make me laugh!
cal gal Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 M = Member, masturbation, mammalian protruberances, mastication, and Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!! K= kiss ( my favourite, a la francais, sur le chat, et dans la derriere!), and to kiss a womans body, oh boy, anywhere you want. Damn Wit - you are good! But I think I am tempted by the K letter as well, especially the heiny part - what is a torn woman to do???
scarletletter Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Cheat on my Om with my husband!! Oh now make me laugh! Thought that would get a rise out of few in here.... Actually Lishy....I would love to not call him the "OM"...but somehow I dont' know what to call him. He is the true love of my life. I heard a song this week (a country one, HATE country music normally) called God Bless the Broken Road That Led Me Straight to You. What a great song...probably many from the same situation would like this song. (Just a little side bar for everyone) lol.
Lishy Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Damn Wit - you are good! But I think I am tempted by the K letter as well, especially the heiny part - what is a torn woman to do??? Change your name to Kate?
Lishy Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Thought that would get a rise out of few in here.... Actually Lishy....I would love to not call him the "OM"...but somehow I dont' know what to call him. He is the true love of my life. I heard a song this week (a country one, HATE country music normally) called God Bless the Broken Road That Led Me Straight to You. What a great song...probably many from the same situation would like this song. (Just a little side bar for everyone) lol. Is he married?
Walking away Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Okay Wit, my name starts with an R. What would I get?! Ravished?! Yummy...
cal gal Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Change your name to Kate? No (delicious - I mean Lishy he he) Not Kate for me - maybe Kelly hmmmm
Lishy Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Okay Wit, my name starts with an R. What would I get?! Ravished?! Yummy... Shhhhhhhh he is busy kissing my .......
Lishy Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 separated...for only 2 months.. He is not your OM - He is your only man ..... As long as my assumptions that your husband knows this marriage is over!
scarletletter Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 separated...for only 2 months.. and I guess you don't have to be a genious to figure out that we were "sort of" together before the separation. Not feeling good about that but he is in the same boat that I am...he just left a little sooner.
Walking away Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Shhhhhhhh he is busy kissing my ....... LOL! Great one Lishy! Hope you're having fun!!!
Lishy Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 and I guess you don't have to be a genious to figure out that we were "sort of" together before the separation. Not feeling good about that but he is in the same boat that I am...he just left a little sooner. He WAS your OM but he isnt anymore!
scarletletter Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Just wondering, Brainschick...how does your husband respond to you rejecting him in that way?
witabix Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Ladies, I have to admit that I am smiling from ear to ear with this thread, for a whole load of reasons!!!!! :bunny: And I am listening to "In Anothers Eyes", what a hypocrite. Okay Wit, my name starts with an R. What would I get?! Ravished?! Yummy... R= Rubbed, ribbed, raunchy, riding, restless and writhing (I know I know!) Damn Wit - you are good! But I think I am tempted by the K letter as well, especially the heiny part - what is a torn woman to do??? Why thank you ma'am! Change your name to Beatrice.... B = Bend (over), bum (lovely), beef salad tossing (Ha! Creative or what!), and my name starts with B too!!!!
Walking away Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Okay Wit....How about Ravishing me and leaving me restless and writhing? Sounds good to me!!!
Lishy Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Okay Wit....How about Ravishing me and leaving me restless and writhing? Sounds good to me!!! I am only after him for his brains!
scarletletter Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Good night All. This has been a fun thread and I have learned so much. Gives a whole new meaning to the Alphabet! I'm going to have to get up now cuz my butt is getting sore...and its not because my name is ANNIE!!!
witabix Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 I am only after him for his brains! Oh shyt, not another one!!!! I am so tired of that! Wish I was a hunk! Oh well............. Good night All. This has been a fun thread and I have learned so much. Gives a whole new meaning to the Alphabet! I'm going to have to get up now cuz my butt is getting sore...and its not because my name is ANNIE!!! Oh yes it is!!! Or would be if your man was as into Aphabetti Sexuallitti as I was!
cal gal Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Ladies, I have to admit that I am smiling from ear to ear with this thread, for a whole load of reasons!!!!! :bunny: And I am listening to "In Anothers Eyes", what a hypocrite. R= Rubbed, ribbed, raunchy, riding, restless and writhing (I know I know!) Why thank you ma'am! Change your name to Beatrice.... B = Bend (over), bum (lovely), beef salad tossing (Ha! Creative or what!), and my name starts with B too!!!! Ooooohh Wit - the bend over thingy is getting to me - if I could get that right now I might even consider changing my name to BERTHA! he he
Walking away Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 I am only after him for his brains! You are far more discerning than I! I admit, I'm after the rest of him!....LOL!
scarletletter Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Oh yes it is!!! Or would be if your man was as into Aphabetti Sexuallitti as I was! Toooooo funny. I think my "man" (notice I didn't say "other", Lishy??) is going to appreciate the "alphabet song" I am going to sing for him on Friday. Thanks for the great ideas. I was needing some new ones...lol. OH NO...just realized, his name starts with "P". Could that mean Prostate Check???? Yikes!
cal gal Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Oh yes it is!!! Or would be if your man was as into Aphabetti Sexuallitti as I was! Toooooo funny. I think my "man" (notice I didn't say "other", Lishy??) is going to appreciate the "alphabet song" I am going to sing for him on Friday. Thanks for the great ideas. I was needing some new ones...lol. OH NO...just realized, his name starts with "P". Could that mean Prostate Check???? Yikes! Prickly Pear cums to mind! he he he sick isn't it?
witabix Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Ooooohh Wit - the bend over thingy is getting to me - if I could get that right now I might even consider changing my name to BERTHA! he he Well Bertha Bendover, I am at your command, my tongue is yours to do with what you will. You are far more discerning than I! I admit, I'm after the rest of him!....LOL! That would be cool, even with the heartfelt laugh at the end. Anyone got any use for a middle aged man with wit and a love for womankind? Tell me there is.
Lishy Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Forget the others Wit! I am only 3 hours away from you, those other chicks are 10 hours away! My mum comes from Dublin!
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