travellingman Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 I think the guys should send us girls pics so we can tell him how HUGE they are! I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
witabix Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Why do my SO's always want to measure it? I actually let one once.. She said it was ~}¬" long, hang on something wrong with my keyboard... It was |_/" long....no still won't work..... Oh well nevermind eh?
cal gal Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Lish- I think CaliGuy is afraid of me, it's all good though, I'll still tell him how huge it is.... he he
noclobber Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Cmon Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be shy! GETEM OUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great prizes to all! Ahem... and may I ask what the prize is? :lmao: :lmao:
Author Lonestar Posted February 8, 2006 Author Posted February 8, 2006 Lets have a competition to see whose is the biggest/smallest/bentist/fatish/thinish The bentist???? okay, I once dated a guy who had a very long penis. It was so long it bent to the side at the top, even when it was hard. It was because of this abnormalty that I was able to recognize him on adult friend finder. He posted a pic of him sitting on a couch holding his penis in his hand with his legs spread. Of course the pic cut his head off at the shoulders, but it was too damn easy to recognize his "other" head. So, I emailed the picture and a copy of his profile (looking for couples and MEN) to all his friends.
cal gal Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 The bentist???? okay, I once dated a guy who had a very long penis. It was so long it bent to the side at the top, even when it was hard. It was because of this abnormalty that I was able to recognize him on adult friend finder. He posted a pic of him sitting on a couch holding his penis in his hand with his legs spread. Of course the pic cut his head off at the shoulders, but it was too damn easy to recognize his "other" head. So, I emailed the picture and a copy of his profile (looking for couples and MEN) to all his friends. :lmao: :lmao: OMG Lonestar you are so dang funny! Why do men think if they are going to have a pic taken of their privates, then they need to hang onto it???? 1
noclobber Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Of course the pic cut his head off at the shoulders, but it was too damn easy to recognize his "other" head. You are soooooooooooooooo funnyyyyy :laugh: :laugh:
travellingman Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 You girls ever try to check for size before bringing a guy home? Twice in college I made out with chicks who randomly rubbed it through my pants while we were still outside. After the second time, the girl said she did it to get some idea of how big it was. The craziest size queen I was ever with was bi. She measured me hard, soft, every which way possible. I got incredibly turned on by the attention she put towards it.
cal gal Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 You girls ever try to check for size before bringing a guy home? Twice in college I made out with chicks who randomly rubbed it through my pants while we were still outside. After the second time, the girl said she did it to get some idea of how big it was. The craziest size queen I was ever with was bi. She measured me hard, soft, every which way possible. I got incredibly turned on by the attention she put towards it. Yep, a man's c*ck is something to be admired, played with, enjoyed, stroked, licked, sucked and hmmmmmm well you know
CaliGuy Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Hah, back when I was 20 I was at a pool party in the jacuzzi. There was this girl sitting next to me that liked me. She started stroking the inside of my thigh. Well needless to say she woke 'it' up. The next thing I know she's sitting on my lap almost dry humping me. Five minutes later she wispers in my ear "Is there some place we can go???" Needless to say, 24 hours later we were both worn out.
Art_Critic Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 The bentist???? okay, I once dated a guy who had a very long penis. It was so long it bent to the side at the top, even when it was hard. It was because of this abnormalty that I was able to recognize him on adult friend finder. He posted a pic of him sitting on a couch holding his penis in his hand with his legs spread. Of course the pic cut his head off at the shoulders, but it was too damn easy to recognize his "other" head. So, I emailed the picture and a copy of his profile (looking for couples and MEN) to all his friends. Too funny.... Remind me to not piss you off... Ever..
incognito Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 NO, not all of us. as for women wanting it all, I have said this to many women and they mostly agreed with me. women need 3 men to be happy. They need a nice guy for a friend. A gental loving man for a fatherly figure. And a 10" bad boy stud to pound them in the sheets. is it possible to get that all wrapped up in one guy? lol
Art_Critic Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 I was able to recognize him on adult friend finder. Now hold it here.. you have to have an account to look at pictures on adult friendfinder.. Care to elaborate LoneStar ?
incognito Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Now hold it here.. you have to have an account to look at pictures on adult friendfinder.. Care to elaborate LoneStar ? Oooh...busted! But then again...how do you know you have to have an account there in order to see pics...haha
Author Lonestar Posted February 8, 2006 Author Posted February 8, 2006 Now hold it here.. you have to have an account to look at pictures on adult friendfinder.. Care to explain LoneStar ? You can view the main photo without an account, but have to sign up to view the profile. When I recognized the picture of his penis, I paid up and read his profile only to confirm that yes it was him. When I subscribe to match.com, I also subscribe to AFF. There are a lot of guys who are on both places simultaneously, even some stupid enough to use the same screen names. This way I can bust the bisexual guys and ones looking for things that might not scare me in a porn video, but would flip me out if it was my boyfriend.
Art_Critic Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 You can view the main photo without an account, but have to sign up to view the profile. When I recognized the picture of his penis, I paid up and read his profile only to confirm that yes it was him. When I subscribe to match.com, I also subscribe to AFF. There are a lot of guys who are on both places simultaneously, even some stupid enough to use the same screen names. This way I can bust the bisexual guys and ones looking for things that might not scare me in a porn video, but would flip me out if it was my boyfriend. I'll have to say that was a lot better of an explanation than I thought I was going to get.. Wow... I would've done the same.. at that point it's only a few bucks for the good time I'll go back to my MM OM postings now... Interesting about the double subscriptions.. I've never had a real AFF account but have done the phoney ones to check things out
cal gal Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Okay - nobody answered the question about Lonestar - Is it body paint???? :laugh:
TUDOR Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Okay - nobody answered the question about Lonestar - Is it body paint???? :laugh: After further inspection it I believe it to be a shirt that is made for 12 year old squeezed on to big breasted woman.
cal gal Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 After further inspection it I believe it to be a shirt that is made for 12 year old squeezed on to big breasted woman. How do you explain the nipple then Tudor????
TUDOR Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 How do you explain the nipple then Tudor???? Naturally she is excited after surfing Adult Friend Finder and seeing all that cock. That poor nipple is trying to push throught that shirt.
cal gal Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Naturally she is excited after surfing Adult Friend Finder and seeing all that cock. That poor nipple is trying to push throught that shirt. I love a quick mind! You are so funny!!!! How's the lollipop doing? :lmao:
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