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Ahhhhhh but did u read my other thread where I said that if i LOVED the guy it wouldmt matter?

 

I have had sex with 3 guys and NONE of em where hung like a donkey! All average and I loved having sex with them! BUT if I had a one night stand I would be cool about him being normal sized - I was talking about TINY! If he had a 3 incher I would not feel it! I have had a baby for goodness sake!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Having those experiences almost back to back, I found that I'd rather have sex with someone small who cares about me than someone who is well endowed that just wants to pound the s*** out of me and then kick me out of bed.

 

 

drum rollllllll

 

this may be true KC but your TRUE desire is to have someone who cares about you and has a 10 incher thats as thick as a beer can. you want it all, like most women.

 

 

 

I rest my case. alpha, yuou hit the truth, but none of them will EVER admit they feel that way.

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YES ..... We want it all! Dont men want it all also, if there is a choice? :0

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I dated a guy who had the tiniest nuts ever.

 

Reading your post just made me think of him and his little peanuts...LOL!

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I dated a guy who had the tiniest nuts ever.

 

Reading your post just made me think of him and his little peanuts...LOL!

 

All meat and no veg? :laugh:

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YES ..... We want it all! Dont men want it all also, if there is a choice? :0

 

NO, not all of us.

 

 

as for women wanting it all, I have said this to many women and they mostly agreed with me.

 

women need 3 men to be happy. They need a nice guy for a friend. A gental loving man for a fatherly figure. And a 10" bad boy stud to pound them in the sheets.

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A 10 incher as thick as a beer can would probably scare the s*** out of me. But yes, it's optimal to have it all, someone who fits with me and loves me, but, at least for me, it's not a deciding factor. Personally I'm not interested in any of them right now, big or small. :p

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I remember years ago my friend was getting dirty with a guy she had been dating for a while and hadnt slept with yet ....... So he is on top of her and she thought he was fingering her until he started grunting and groaning and she realised he was actually giving her one! She said she barely felt it!

 

YIKES!

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YES ..... We want it all! Dont men want it all also, if there is a choice? :0

 

NO, not all of us.

 

 

as for women wanting it all, I have said this to many women and they mostly agreed with me.

 

women need 3 men to be happy. They need a nice guy for a friend. A gental loving man for a father for the children. And a 10" bad boy stud to pound them in the sheets.

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And a 10" bad boy stud

wow, if he's that small she could just keep him in a shoe box under the bed and feed him gerbil food...:laugh:

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It's about time! I never wanted to say anythign because I know how sensitive you are about that but it is so nice to know that now you are jealous you decide to wax---only when I mentioned it, it was NOT your freakig nipple. Besides, remember that night when we were drunk and things got a little out of control--how turned on you were when I took your lone long hair and tied it around your #1 nipple---sort of a kinky bondage type thing......remember that? Ha? Well goood, because we sure as hell won't be reliving any of THOSE memories any time soon!

 

First off, 933, I did NOT wax. Since you depleted my bank account so you could keep getting blow jobs from the hairy trannies down the corner, I had to resort to using a tweezer to rip that hair out. I hope the girl you're meeting this weekend has been warned about your metal ball down yonder. Maybe you forgot you were only born with one sack and instead of making the new ball all nice and squishy, the hack doctor stuck a truck size wheel bearing in your nut sack?? I certainly won't be missing that. That thing is so hard you can never lick your way to the center of that pop.

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All the pressure seems to be on the men, pressure they have no control over in regards to thier size.

 

believe me, men know how big or small they are. not much we can do about it. but when it is used as a measure of status, i think its pretty shallow.

 

how would women feel if MEN wanted to feel inside of you to see if you were tight or loose first? And then after knowing we could say, nah your too loose, I'll pass (hehehehe) as we walk away.

 

I'm sorry, LBC, I didn't mean to insult your little weaner. Hey, you weren't that 18 year old, were you? :lmao:

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Whats a guy to do, what around with a size sign on his forhead?

 

 

 

No, but I think he should be branded if his penis is thinner than a tampon.

 

I am sooooooo shallow. Sam, I am. :D

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I'm sorry, LBC, I didn't mean to insult your little weaner. Hey, you weren't that 18 year old, were you? :lmao:

 

 

:eek: that was you? :lmao:

 

and it aint little, its a medium sized avg weener, at least I think so :lmao: :lmao:

 

Maybe we should meet up and you be the judge. Better yet, Lishy, when are you having this girls weekend?, I will be your huckleberry :lmao: :lmao:

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No, but I think he should be branded if his penis is thinner than a tampon.

 

I am sooooooo shallow. Sam, I am. :D

 

you crack me up girl!

 

but I like your honesty;)

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Honey as long as you can go like a train and have a lunchbox that I dont need a magnifying mirror and a pair of tweezers to see then LETS DO IT!!!!!!! hahahaha

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Honey as long as you can go like a train and have a lunchbox that I dont need a magnifying mirror and a pair of tweezers to see then LETS DO IT!!!!!!! hahahaha

 

choo choo :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Too bad the guy missed his chance with a gorgeous angel :p :p

 

I missed this. What a sweet and gentlemanly thing to say clobber :love:

 

...unlike some people around here who have no class :p

 

umm, clobber you're only being nice cuz you want to bang me, huh. That's what Alpha would say about this..

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I missed this. What a sweet and gentlemanly thing to say clobber :love:

 

...unlike some people around here who have no class :p

 

umm, clobber you're only being nice cuz you want to bang me, huh. That's what Alpha would say about this..

 

well, atleast i don't want to miss my chance with a beautiful, exquisite, immaculate beauty ;)

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clobber you're only being nice cuz you want to bang me, huh.

 

Who doesn't want to bang you lonestar.. look at that hot red hair flowing off the purple.. with nice sized knockers i might add..

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Who doesn't want to bang you lonestar.. look at that hot red hair flowing off the purple.. with nice sized knockers i might add..

 

 

I do believe she's showing a bit of nipple... am I right? hmmmmm :eek:

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Since you depleted my bank account so you could keep getting blow jobs from the hairy trannies down the corner,

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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I do believe she's showing a bit of nipple... am I right? hmmmmm :eek:

 

Yes I do believe there is some taught nipples there!

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Yes I do believe there is some taught nipples there!

 

 

Is it body paint Tudor????? or maybe I am mistaken ?????

 

 

Hmmmm the body paint thing is giving me an idea..... :bunny:

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Is it body paint Tudor????? or maybe I am mistaken ?????

 

 

Hmmmm the body paint thing is giving me an idea..... :bunny:

 

 

Hard to say but every time I see it that nipple looks like it is about to pop through and ever day I am hoping today is the day.

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God if men could only do that with their penis to make is women happy....

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