Lonestar Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 This memory popped into my head a few seconds ago, and I feel compelled to share it. When I was a young and bouncy 25-year-old, I met this 18-year-old boy at a keg party. He started following me around town after that and he was cute, so figured what the hell, I'll date him for a little while. We were making out in my car one night and I started rubbing him on the outside of his pants, trying to see if he had a hard-on, and if not, give him one. For some reason, the damn thing wasn't growing and I couldn't figure out why. Hmmm, so I went home that night wondering why his little wonder was not saluting me. The next date (in my car of course) I decided to venture beyond the cotton barrier and stimulate that sucker skin on skin. As my hand got past the wasteline, I had to feel around in his undies looking for his pecker. It took me like 30 seconds to find it. I wrapped my hand around it and thought, okay now I can work my magic. What I found out was he was already rock hard, but his penis was about as thick as highlighter pen. OMG, I couldn't say anything to him, that was too friggin embarrasing, so I pulled my hand out and made some excuse about not feeling well and having to go home. No more dates after that. No. 1
Author Lonestar Posted February 7, 2006 Author Posted February 7, 2006 A tampon dick. yeah. I didn't have the heart to tell him. How does one tell an 18 year old boy that his penis is abnormally small. It would scar him for life and I didn't want to be the one to do it. If I had slept with him, I would have forgotten it was in there, just like a tampon.
noclobber Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Too bad the guy missed his chance with a gorgeous angel :p
Lishy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 LMAOOOOOOOOOO Read my one night stand thread Lone I was talking about coming across that problem!!!!!!!! Its my wort nightmare - BUT it must be a worse nightmare for the poor guy who has to live with it!
blind_otter Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Same thing happened to me but it was a frat boy. I could put my hand on his wang and it was completely hidden with my tiny fist wrapped around it. And I have small hands like a child. It was maybe 3" rock hard. Only time I've actually looked at my bare wrist and pretended I had a watch on....
a4a Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 little penised men reading this are feeling awful right now. one more reason to keep my H! He is like Mr. freakin Ed! a4a
933KJL Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Damn you. I have always kept a modicum of privacy but dammit Lonestar this crosses all boundaries. I cannot help what was given to me by nature, just as you cannot help that you have that third nipple on the side of your left boob--you know the dark one with the long black hair growing out of it??????
Lishy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 No one wants a man built like king kong! But it has to be bigger than a chipolata sausage!
cal gal Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Sometimes they are too big and they think they are a gift to any gal that gets near them.... What they don't realize is medium is much more fun to do "many" things with!
Author Lonestar Posted February 7, 2006 Author Posted February 7, 2006 Damn you. I have always kept a modicum of privacy but dammit Lonestar this crosses all boundaries. I cannot help what was given to me by nature, just as you cannot help that you have that third nipple on the side of your left boob--you know the dark one with the long black hair growing out of it?????? If you weren't going to visit some dirty whore this weekend instead of me, you'd find out that I plucked that hair straight out my nipple, boy. OMFG, I'm laughing so hard there are tears pouring out.
alphamale Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 What I found out was he was already rock hard, but his penis was about as thick as highlighter pen. maybe he was doing homework earlier and did put his yellow highlighter in his pocket? oh yeah, I forgot, they don't give 5th graders homework....
newbby Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 maybe he was doing homework earlier and did put his yellow highlighter in his pocket? oh yeah, I forgot, they don't give 5th graders homework.... :lmao:
933KJL Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 If you weren't going to visit some dirty whore this weekend instead of me, you'd find out that I plucked that hair straight out my nipple, boy. OMFG, I'm laughing so hard there are tears pouring out. It's about time! I never wanted to say anythign because I know how sensitive you are about that but it is so nice to know that now you are jealous you decide to wax---only when I mentioned it, it was NOT your freakig nipple. Besides, remember that night when we were drunk and things got a little out of control--how turned on you were when I took your lone long hair and tied it around your #1 nipple---sort of a kinky bondage type thing......remember that? Ha? Well goood, because we sure as hell won't be reliving any of THOSE memories any time soon! 1
CaliGuy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Oh man how embarrassing! Are you sure he wasn't younger than 18, Lonestar? haha. I have a similar story. I was dating this Asian girl when I was younger. My first experience with a non-caucasian woman. I remember thinking she had a nice rack. Well, the first time things got hot and heavy and the bra came off, so did her boobs. She had a heavily padded/stuffed bra. It's not the size that bothered me, they were nice. What she did was akin to a guy stuffing a sock down his pants though. Not that I know about that, but I have been acused of doing so. No socks here
LBC Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 little penised men reading this are feeling awful right now. yeah pretty much I think they are. I am within the avg and really dont care what a woman thinks of it. I know it works just fine, if they need something bigger, then theres the door go find one. Just seems to me women want above avg or are always wondering what it would be like. As a guy, what are we to do?, this is what we are born with, and if we have to go around always wondering if SHE will like it or not simply based on size, no wonder men have insecurity issues. Pu$$y is Pu$$y no way a woman can feel she is too big or too small, she just has one. As for boobs, when it comes down to it, guys dont really care if they are big or small they are when all that really matters is the hot beaver. I mean what if you had a man saying but dude, her boobs are soooo tiny, poor girl. Or she has a big wide pu$$y. But I didnt have the heart to tell her. All the pressure seems to be on the men, pressure they have no control over in regards to thier size. believe me, men know how big or small they are. not much we can do about it. but when it is used as a measure of status, i think its pretty shallow. how would women feel if MEN wanted to feel inside of you to see if you were tight or loose first? And then after knowing we could say, nah your too loose, I'll pass (hehehehe) as we walk away.
a4a Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 how would women feel if MEN wanted to feel inside of you to see if you were tight or loose first? And then after knowing we could say, nah your too loose, I'll pass (hehehehe) as we walk away. I had a bf that said his last gf was like screwing a jar of peanut butter I do not have that problem (H says I squeeze him too hard, makes him wanna cum too quick so he has to pause the humpity hump with me) But I think women can do exercises to tighten their hoo ha has up??? You do alot of lower muscle work doing half halts riding dressage... maybe that is why I got a squeezer?
Lishy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Hey LBC ..... I have had guys say to me "Your tits look high up, do they stay that high when you take your bra off?" You know what I say? I say "No they hit my knee's but at least they cover my stretchmarks!" Guys slate women too you know, and women get hang ups about their pussies as well!!!!! Its not the size of the wave it's the motion in the ocean! (Yeah RIGHT!)
LBC Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Its not the size of the wave it's the motion in the ocean! (Yeah RIGHT!) hey back see thats my point, the old cliche you stated above. You all say that, but its not really true is it? I think you say that to be nice. I read your other thread. How are you going to get what you want? a big wily for you ONS. Whats a guy to do, what around with a size sign on his forhead? just sticking up for all the lil peeps in da house
Lishy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Ahhhhhh but did u read my other thread where I said that if i LOVED the guy it wouldmt matter? I have had sex with 3 guys and NONE of em where hung like a donkey! All average and I loved having sex with them! BUT if I had a one night stand I would be cool about him being normal sized - I was talking about TINY! If he had a 3 incher I would not feel it! I have had a baby for goodness sake!!!!!!!!!!!
incognito Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 This memory popped into my head a few seconds ago, and I feel compelled to share it. When I was a young and bouncy 25-year-old, I met this 18-year-old boy at a keg party. He started following me around town after that and he was cute, so figured what the hell, I'll date him for a little while. We were making out in my car one night and I started rubbing him on the outside of his pants, trying to see if he had a hard-on, and if not, give him one. For some reason, the damn thing wasn't growing and I couldn't figure out why. Hmmm, so I went home that night wondering why his little wonder was not saluting me. The next date (in my car of course) I decided to venture beyond the cotton barrier and stimulate that sucker skin on skin. As my hand got past the wasteline, I had to feel around in his undies looking for his pecker. It took me like 30 seconds to find it. I wrapped my hand around it and thought, okay now I can work my magic. What I found out was he was already rock hard, but his penis was about as thick as highlighter pen. OMG, I couldn't say anything to him, that was too friggin embarrasing, so I pulled my hand out and made some excuse about not feeling well and having to go home. No more dates after that. No. that is the funniest thing I've ever read...hahahahaha
CaliGuy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Its not the size of the wave it's the motion in the ocean! (Yeah RIGHT!) "That may be true, but it takes a looooooooong time to get to England in a row boat!" - Jeff Foxworthy.
kitten chick Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Well LBC, I hate to actually say something decent when men undeniably put more emphasis on female physical attributes than vice versa as a societal whole, however, there are some women out there that will deal with the issue at hand. I dated someone who was pretty small and there's no question that it took us a long time to get the sex to a satisfactory level but I loved him so we made it work. Almost right after him I dated someone who was large and the sex was off the hook. Whenever we had sex it was fun but it became more and more obvious to me over time that he was playing me and didn't really care about me. Having those experiences almost back to back, I found that I'd rather have sex with someone small who cares about me than someone who is well endowed that just wants to pound the s*** out of me and then kick me out of bed.
alphamale Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Having those experiences almost back to back, I found that I'd rather have sex with someone small who cares about me than someone who is well endowed that just wants to pound the s*** out of me and then kick me out of bed. this may be true KC but your TRUE desire is to have someone who cares about you and has a 10 incher thats as thick as a beer can. you want it all, like most women.
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