witabix Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 I'm off to bed now, little witabix's eyes are tired. Thought I would leave you with this post. Inspired by another unrelated thread. Design your SO from hell, physical, emotional, and/or intelectual traits. Funniest one gets a years free subscription to LS. Ha ha. 2
d'Arthez Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Design your SO from hell, physical, emotional, and/or intelectual traits. Physical: face: oozing with haughtiness, master at deception and chicanery, has the theatrical abilities to perform perfectly. Yes - I am a face person. Emotional: Narcissistic self-championed drama-queen Intellectual: dumb/ ignorant, and proud of it closedminded, judgemental, hedonistic
whichwayisup Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Design your SO from hell, physical, emotional, and/or intelectual traits. A guy who is 4 inches shorter than me, has a tiny penis, that bends to the left and has LOTS of pubic hair, and somewhere in that furry mound is a pair of nuts. Though, one nut is lopesided... His eyes are crossed, he has ass breath that is chronic. Let's not even start with the BO smell. His nose is actually one thing he has going for him. Though, with that being said, he snores...Even when he's awake. His nails are too long, same with the toe nails. He has a phobia of cutting them. At times he dresses OK, but most of the time he likes to wear pale blue sweatpants and a stained grey shirt. Rarely do his socks match. He is selfish most of the time, yet he can be nice when he feels like it. That is rare. He is really stupid too. Can't drive a car so I have to take him EVERYWHERE. He talks alot about nothing that really is interesting. Probably one of the most boring people I've ever been with. He has a cousin who is actually named Chatty Cathy!!! He showers about 2 times a week, so most of the time he smells. He has a sweating problem too, especially when he's nervous - Which is most of the time. The good thing is, he is rich!
Art_Critic Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 He showers about 2 times a week, so most of the time he smells. He has a sweating problem too, especially when he's nervous - Which is most of the time. So he would have that butt sweat smell going on ?
whichwayisup Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 So he would have that butt sweat smell going on ? Yup, matches his ass breath too. Quite vulgar actually. Would you like to come for dinner sometime and meet him?
Art_Critic Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Yup, matches his ass breath too. Quite vulgar actually. Would you like to come for dinner sometime and meet him? Sure.. can I bring Outcast ? 1
whichwayisup Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Yes, ofcourse! The more the merrier as I'd love for everybody to meet him. He is something...
GuySimple Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Yup, matches his ass breath too. Quite vulgar actually. Would you like to come for dinner sometime and meet him? Ever meet someone with breath so bad that you can smell them like 30 feet away? Can't they tell?
whichwayisup Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 You'd think they'd know eh? I mean, you could offer a mint or piece of gum..NO, actually, don't offer it, ya say,"Here, have this..."
Author witabix Posted February 1, 2006 Author Posted February 1, 2006 A guy who is 4 inches shorter than me, has a tiny penis, that bends to the left and has LOTS of pubic hair, and somewhere in that furry mound is a pair of nuts. Though, one nut is lopesided... His eyes are crossed, he has ass breath that is chronic. Let's not even start with the BO smell. His nose is actually one thing he has going for him. Though, with that being said, he snores...Even when he's awake. His nails are too long, same with the toe nails. He has a phobia of cutting them. At times he dresses OK, but most of the time he likes to wear pale blue sweatpants and a stained grey shirt. Rarely do his socks match. He is selfish most of the time, yet he can be nice when he feels like it. That is rare. He is really stupid too. Can't drive a car so I have to take him EVERYWHERE. He talks alot about nothing that really is interesting. Probably one of the most boring people I've ever been with. He has a cousin who is actually named Chatty Cathy!!! He showers about 2 times a week, so most of the time he smells. He has a sweating problem too, especially when he's nervous - Which is most of the time. The good thing is, he is rich! :love: :lmao: :lmao: Oh WWIU, a good start to the day. Oh yeah, someone gave me a neg rep point for this thread! Excellent! First time I ever got one for actually starting a thread, humour bypass anyone?
justagirliegirl Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 I was married to mine for 20 years! Let's see never wore deoderant. I recall being on a crowded tram in a touristy area and I looked around and wondered why all the people were squished up against one side then I noticed the ex was standing in the open space holding the handles about his head. Really showing off his armpits for all! Another time I woke up and went in the laundry room to put away some clean clothes that were in the laundry basket and wondered why they were soaking wet. I smelled them. My mistake. eewww. While he was drunk he must have staggered in there and peed in my clean laundry. 1
lindya Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Poor personal hygiene would certainly a partner from hell make. On the other hand, a hellish partner could be too clean and tidy. I'm thinking of the violent control freak in "Sleeping with the Enemy". Someone who's a humourless, boastful, rage-simmering, nit-picking social climber would be a hellish partner in my book. One of my worst dates was with an arrogant, pernickety man who nearly collapsed with rage when the waiter spilt some soup on his sleeve. He then treated me to a monologue about how he would soak the shirt in cold water as soon as he got home as that would be the best way of getting the stain out. Fascinating. .
debs Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 A Recliner Rat who forgets to bathe, breath could strike down the cat at 20 paces, body odor "greets" you Before his voice does, nails are long with 'goo" under neath them who belches in your face when you have any physical contact! On who's sole purpose in life is to drive the remote control on the TV! A male who is controlling and belittling!! One who is so misunderstood, hypercritical and cannot hold a job because it Just isn't the right one! Everyone is wrong and he is sooooo right! GAWD!!! Give me the gun I will put that sorry male out of his misery!
whichwayisup Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 :love: :lmao: :lmao: Oh WWIU, a good start to the day. Oh yeah, someone gave me a neg rep point for this thread! Excellent! First time I ever got one for actually starting a thread, humour bypass anyone? It's okay, someone gave me a neg point for stealing 933's avatar! 1
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