Author tinktronik Posted January 28, 2006 Author Posted January 28, 2006 Found out from my ex today that he caught Aaron ( our 5 y/o) and Josh ( our 4 y/o) in a rather funny , not funny , not well behaved situation today. Apparently while comming down the stairs, he spotted our boys conspiring with each other and messing with the couch, so he held back by the stairs and watched. He watched them whispering and them Josh weedled his finger into the mesh part of the couch , then his arm then his head then all the way into the couch up to his waist . He then passed stuffing from inside the couch out to Aaron , and then Aaron stuffed it behind the couch.He said he dident react right away b/c he couldent believe what he was seeing . And by the time he put a stop to it they'd exchanged five or six handfulls of stuffing all to be stuffed behind the couch. Aaron was apparently not doing a good job of lookout. Finnaly my ex approached them and removed Joshua from inside the couch.He pulled the couch away from the wall to find......about 25 pounds of stuffing stuffed back there.Apparently they have been using their "free" time for a while now to empty out the inside of the couch....My ex siad there was more stuffing behind the couch than left in it. Needless to say the boys are in some trouble , but not as much as the time they took the pool table apart.But thats another story....Just had to share , I cried so hard when I found out ,laughed pretty hard too. :lmao:
Author tinktronik Posted February 3, 2006 Author Posted February 3, 2006 Well, I got my picture and an explanation of a seacreater today.My ex got our son to draw a picture.Apprently Aaron thought that instead of meteor crater it was meteor creater .So a sea creater is the creater of the meteor .In the picture it looks like a cross between a monkey with a snails head ...thus seacreater.Youve gotta love kids and their imaginations. :laugh: he drew it all on top of the crater , a smiling purple and green monkey - snail thing ,that creates meteors ...
RainyDayWoman Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 oh...i was going to suggest secretor, or non-secretor. don't know why he would be talking that, but you never know! glad you have your answer, that would have bugged me too.
soar eyes Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Kids have fresh imaginations. But that reply you posted above the last one, had me on the floor. I had a serious case of inner ear infection and sinusitis when I read that. I had to hold my head to keep it from hurting while I laughed. I just pictured your ex spying on them. I would have been angry and laughing at the same time. One time my 3yr old hid my car keys in the compartment of her bike. After 1 hr I finally asked her and she went right to her bike and pulled them out. From that point on I always include her in the search when we lose things.
Author tinktronik Posted May 1, 2006 Author Posted May 1, 2006 Since I'd already posted on this topic about some of my boys shenanigans I decided to carry it on. I think I'd recounted on another thread , about the in flight incident with the syrup , but I've got one close to top it. I was driving down to Houston with my then 3 y/o and my s/o .Well exactly half way there we had some car trouble in a pretty non-existent town.They had no mechanic so I arranged to have our car towed back to Dallas .But there were no rental cars ,no trains no planes . So how were we going to get back to Dallas .WELLLLL the town over had a greyhound stop , so we bought our three tickets and hiked on over .The bus arrived empties out then refilles. Well, the three of us climb aboard and theres only 4 seats left on the bus, three together at the very and one all by itself. So we climb into the three in the back and last min. a young black man gets on and comes toward us ..."your in my seat, I was sleeping back here." So I ask if he could sit in the seat farther up as there are three of us. "NO, Its my seat."So I tell my s/o to move up, well make room for the young man. And all three of us slide out .Well the young man climbs into the middle seat and puts his legs up so nobody else can get back in.I start to get mad , there are NO other seats and I'm standing there with a three year old that had been stuck in a car for hours , then we'd been stranded , had to hike and here we are with no seats. So I nudge myself into the aisle seat and remember I have the best weapon in the world a cranky hyper "stuck in the car all day " three y/o. So I reach over the young man and place my child in the window seat.They young man says "why can't he just sit in your lap ,I'm relaxing " .I reply because I paid for his ticket, thats why. So we all settle in , my son swinging his legs and bouncing his head off the back of his seat. Singing some never heard awful rendition of the ABc song and whining that he wants my s/o to sit with us. As the ride progresses , my son begins the "where are we ?When are we gonna be there ?And begins to ask the man questions too.Who are you? Whats your name? Why can't I sit with my mom? "Occasionally as he swings his legs they brush against the man between us. The man finnally says ."ya'll must be predjudist against black people." I look at him my son looks at him , and then my son says "Black people................My daddys black and my mommys white ........That means I'm Gray. The man stands up and walks up to where my s/o is taps him on the shoulder and tells him he'll trade him seats.
jerbear Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 The man finnally says ."ya'll must be predjudist against black people." I look at him my son looks at him , and then my son says "Black people................My daddys black and my mommys white ........That means I'm Gray. The man stands up and walks up to where my s/o is taps him on the shoulder and tells him he'll trade him seats. Peoples actions like that sometimes wants to make me take the extermination with EXTREME PREJUDICE. Really upsets me to pissing me off. I don't get upset easily and really upsets me. After what you son said, it is quite funny to see the guy trade seats.
Author tinktronik Posted May 1, 2006 Author Posted May 1, 2006 Peoples actions like that sometimes wants to make me take the extermination with EXTREME PREJUDICE. Really upsets me to pissing me off. I don't get upset easily and really upsets me. After what you son said, it is quite funny to see the guy trade seats. My kids seem to say the funniest things right on que ...do you have kids?
kitten chick Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 This was one of my favorite LS threads. I just went back and read through it and laughed.
jerbear Posted May 1, 2006 Posted May 1, 2006 My kids seem to say the funniest things right on que ...do you have kids? Am part of the "family" and an uncle. I love kids even though they have diaper surprises. Not yet, not even married.
Author tinktronik Posted May 1, 2006 Author Posted May 1, 2006 This was one of my favorite LS threads. I just went back and read through it and laughed. I've got tons of stories like these , with three boys you never know what a day will become .....there was the Milk incedent , the greyhound incedent, the in flight syrup incident, the couch incident , the popcorn incident, seacreaters and lots lots more .....I once recieved an email about raising sons that was a list of things you learn , like what happens if you tie things on a ceiling fan or if you mincrowave chemicals ...it was pretty dead on.Who else has stories?
ElectricityCity Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Maybe he's seeing angels or spirits? My son kept saying he saw electricity dancing around in his room (hence my LS name) one night. I thought the wall socket had a short or he saw car lights. He drew me a picture and it was an orb with lighting coming out of it. He said it was so bright it lit up his room so bright he could see the outlines of the pipes in the walls. Talk about freaky - he told me exactly where the pipes were in the walls and which direction the ran. Someone told me he saw a portal or an apparition. I believe him. My house is full of weird vibes and electrical incidents. But I've had 5 people die in my family since 1992 so I think it's just their spirits coming and going. Kids are intuitive to things like this. Believe your son and ask him more about these seacreters - get him to draw them and ask them where/when he sees them and that you'll gladly help him protect them!
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